lyte edge declared golftarded by game informer

[Van Cruncheon]

We Love Golf - 6, 6.25

Hot Shots Golf Open Tee 2 - 8, 8

[MrAngryFace]

[Vizzys]

"golf"

[T234]

I liked the cat more, MAF.

[MrAngryFace]

Fine, cat.

[T234]

I CAN INFLUENCE ALMOST-FOREIGN POLICY

NEXT UP, HOT-CUBAN-CHICK-NO-PANTS-TUESDAYS

[bork]

"Game Informer, LOL" is really all that needs to be said.

Moreover, "golf games are getting fucking boring" is what I say.  DO NOT CARE, SIR.

[Joe Molotov]

Neither one of them has mascot characters, my interest is not peaked.

[bork]

Neither one of them has mascot characters, my interest is not peaked.

We Love Golf has unlockable skins for all the characters...you can play as Jill Valentine, Apollo Justice, Chun-Li, Ryu, Pearl Fey, etc.    Plus the U.S. version will have MORE characters (or at least skins) like Zak, and online play.

[Joe Molotov]

Neither one of them has mascot characters, my interest is not peaked.

We Love Golf has unlockable skins for all the characters...you can play as Jill Valentine, Apollo Justice, Chun-Li, Ryu, etc.   

Well, it has been a while since I bought a new golf game... 

[demi]

Neither one of them has mascot characters, my interest is not peaked.

We Love Golf has unlockable skins for all the characters...you can play as Jill Valentine, Apollo Justice, Chun-Li, Ryu, Pearl Fey, etc.    Plus the U.S. version will have MORE characters (or at least skins) like Zak, and online play.

wow omg you can play as Jill holy shit

you gaymo nintard

[pilonv1]

you gaymo nintard

[bork]

you gaymo nintard

[hyp]

it's probably better than hot shots golf 5!

[Phoenix Dark]

it's not golf if it's not tiger woods

anifags and furries hitting the tees=

[MrAngryFace]

HSG5 was pathetic

[CajoleJuice]

Neither one of them has mascot characters, my interest is not peaked.

piqued

[EmCeeGrammar]

Its Capcom and Camelot and a non emphasis on tired mascots. Thats at least a 7.

[Van Cruncheon]

camelot hasn't made a good game since mario golf 64

if you mention the golden sun games, gtfo

[EmCeeGrammar]

camelot hasn't made a good game since mario golf 64

if you mention the golden sun games, gtfo

Ive never played camelot games, but I hear good things about their mario sports titles. Its just ...you know... Id like to pretend mario isnt a whore now and I avoid.

[muckson]

golf games are no different than fucking blowup dolls

[Van Cruncheon]

golf games are no different than fucking blowup dolls

so this is what japafaggotry does to one's sense of perspective :'(

[MCD]

speaking of GI...

2nd Annual Sacred Cow Barbecue (rip on games that gamers put on amazingly high pedestals)
- Chrono Trigger - "CT proves that RPG dorks will buy anything Japanese and doesn't make a lick of sense. For the rest of us, the game is nothing but a bunch of tired genre cliches..."
- Golden Eye - "For making FPS a console staple, we'll admit Goldeneye is important. But so was the cotton gin, and we're sure not going to waste our weekend playing with one of those."
- Gran Turismo - Oh, Gran Turismo. Where to begin? Or, more importantly, where to end this endlessly dull, poorly designed rust bucket?"
- NFL 2k5 - "Once you strip away the fanboy EA hatred, the game isn't better than another mediocre edition of Madden."
- Half Life - "The greatest FPS of all time? A lot of people would say so, and if that's true, the genre is in worse trouble than we thought."
- Super Smash Bros - SSB is the Celebrity Fit Club of video games;: a bunch of flubby has-beens assembled together to engage in meaningless jumping around for hours on end."
- Rez - "Gamers love a failure, and for this reason, Sega still gets more than its share of love amongst the hardcore crowd...while it's hard to sum up Rez's gameplay in human language, we'll try. You point the reticule at the enemies and they blow up! Crazy! When they blow up, the sounds are almost sorta in time with the music! Wow! Yet another legendary title that completely fails to live up to the hype."

[bork]

golf games are no different than fucking blowup dolls

muckson

[Van Cruncheon]

how many blowup dolls do you own, lyte

[bork]

The blow-up animu doll of YER MOM thinks We Love Golf is better than Hot Shots!

[Crushed]

EGM:

We Love Golf!(Wii) - B
Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon(Wii) - B+
Battlefield Bad Company(PS3/Xbox360) - B
Civilization Revolution(PS3/Xbox 360) - B+, A-, A-
Top Spin 3(Wii/PS3/Xbox 360) - C+
SingStar(PS3) - B+
Haze(PS3) - D+
Metal Gear Solid(PS3) 4 - A-, A-, A
Supreme Commander(Xbox 360) - C
Spectral Force 3(Xbox 360) - B-
Don King Presents PrizeFighter(Xbox 360) - D+
Ninja Gaiden II(Xbox 360) - B-, B, B+
Final Fantasy IV(DS) - B
Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2(PSP) - B-

As EGM is confirmed better than GI, then We Love Golf is confirmed better than Hot Shots.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

"
- Rez - "Gamers love a failure, and for this reason, Sega still gets more than its share of love amongst the hardcore crowd...while it's hard to sum up Rez's gameplay in human language, we'll try. You point the reticule at the enemies and they blow up! Crazy! When they blow up, the sounds are almost sorta in time with the music! Wow! Yet another legendary title that completely fails to live up to the hype."'

 

no truer words have ever been stated.

[Van Cruncheon]

wait a minute, spectral force 3 got a b-?

idea factory

above average score

hell, above terrible score

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[demi]

You can bite the bullet on Spectra Force... I'll pass

[ferrarimanf355]

it's not golf if it's not tiger woods

anifags and furries hitting the tees=
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[chronovore]

I CAN INFLUENCE ALMOST-FOREIGN POLICY

NEXT UP, HOT-CUBAN-CHICK-NO-PANTS-TUESDAYS

Sign me up for playing with that skin.