My toilet is blocked

[demi]

The plumber is gonna play with your shit... make sure he has a plumber's crack for mega win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlameOfCallandor]

i just shat in a bag

[The Sceneman]

The plumber is gonna play with your shit... make sure he has a plumber's crack for mega win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[muckhole]

i just shat in a bag

What did you do with it?! Put it in the fridge?

[demi]

Our toilet was having issues before... I had to take a major shit too. So I went outside at like 3am to the tennis courts nearby and used the port-a-potty there. I couldnt even shit, I was so freaked thinking some random crackhead or whoever the fuck at 3am would try coming in.

[The Sceneman]

i just shat in a bag

What did you do with it?! Put it in the fridge?

nah wrapped it up super good with like 4 layers of newspaper and 3 plastic bags and put it in the trash. We tip the kitty litter in there so why not human defecation?

HOLY FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SHAT IN THE CAT LITTER

[Ganhyun]

i just shat in a bag

What did you do with it?! Put it in the fridge?

nah wrapped it up super good with like 4 layers of newspaper and 3 plastic bags and put it in the trash. We tip the kitty litter in there so why not human defecation?

HOLY FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SHAT IN THE CAT LITTER

Yes you should have!

[Phoenix Dark]

not even hobos would do that smh. you couldn't defecate in a neighbor's toilet? Or go to a fast food place near by? Bottom (lol) line: you wanted to shit in a bag.

paper or plastic

[Tauntaun]

i just shat in a bag

apparently a plumber is coming today

[Ganhyun]

i just shat in a bag

apparently a plumber is coming today

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come on now, you know deep down you're like Randy (from South Park obviously) with your pron. (lol)

[Tauntaun]

^

[Ganhyun]

^

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lol, I knew you'd reply with that!

  

[Tauntaun]

     yeah baby

[The Sceneman]

an update for those who care!

a plumber came aorund yesterday and checked things out... turns out the whole wastewater drainage system is fucked, he said some dude with a bigger tool needed to come around today  The shit cleaning gear was so high powered it needed a whole truck to house it! Anyway he had a 20 metre long power drain unclogger thing and said the the blockage was super chronic and shit. Should hopefully be fixed now. Now I dont feel useless for not being able to plunge the thing lol

And thank god I didnt try PD's towel trick!

[The Sceneman]

not even hobos would do that smh. you couldn't defecate in a neighbor's toilet? Or go to a fast food place near by? Bottom (lol) line: you wanted to shit in a bag.

paper or plastic

I mean I was planning on defecating on the couch, but no I dont know my neighbours and I live in a suburb on the top of a hill so theres no fast food anywhere near. I did not want to shit in a bag

[muckhole]

Now no more eating fruit, bread and nuts! You obviously need more grease in your diet to keep the the home pipes flowing.

I'm prescribing bacon.

[The Sceneman]

I had bacon and eggs for breakfast!

It turns out 'sanitary products' and tree roots were what was causing the blockage

[Robo]

You're supposed to only chew the roots, ya know.

[The Sceneman]

ginseng with the roots