Author Topic: very important discussion about ass eating (Read 14334 times)

abrader · « **on:** June 11, 2008, 08:28:03 PM »

Wether yer queer or straight :

if that asshole isnt bleached (male/female) are you eating/licking it?

T234 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:29:05 PM »

Depends upon who it is.

huckleberry · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:29:57 PM »

Bleaching just changes the color, not the taste.

abrader · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:30:27 PM »

^^ you still gotta see it....

or do you close yer eyes and turn off the lights?

huckleberry · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:31:37 PM »

Dude, I'm married....lights off always!!

:'(

abrader · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:31:59 PM »

right

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM »

Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

abrader · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM

Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Oblivion · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:37:56 PM »

WHY DID I ENTER THIS THREAD?

abrader · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 11, 2008, 08:37:56 PM

WHY DID I ENTER THIS THREAD?

hoping for instructional diagrams..?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:40:18 PM »

It's been done a few times. Nothing enjoyable about the taste or smell, but it's one of those primal horny things.

Draft · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:44:34 PM »

Is asshole bleaching really that common where you're from that you're expecting it?

As long as you're reasonably sure things have been recently cleaned go forth, young man. You gotta be nastier than she is. All the time. Reduces inhibitions.

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:48:06 PM »

I love dark assholes.

Rman · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:50:45 PM »

*enters thread*

*leaves said thread*

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Arde0 on June 11, 2008, 08:31:37 PM

Dude, I'm married....lights off always!!

:'(

Sucks doesn't it.

Sex with lights off

abrader · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:51:57 PM »

Isnt this kinda of like discolored penis that have been beaten to death?

A penis thats been banged off so many times that its permanently darker looking isn't as nice looking as a nice clean looking one no?

ITs almost the same as roast beef issues on a girlie.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:53:59 PM »

How exactly does one bleach a cornhole anyway?

abrader · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:55:51 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 11, 2008, 08:53:59 PM

How exactly does one bleach a cornhole anyway?

I dont know - I imagine a dermatologist (or a friend)

I could see two chikkas hanging out for the night and bleaching each others assholes.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM »

Quote from: abrader on June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

abrader · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:57:59 PM »

yeah man - get yer tongue up in that crack and play the twin xylophones with it!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:59:32 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

Well, hopefully not.

As said though, it's just one of those primal things. And while some may not like it so much, the chicks that dig it really dig it. I think there's something about a dude being so into the girl that he's ready to rim the corn, it sets them off in a good way. Which also tends to mean that they might be into doing something they normally wouldn't.

I certainly would never do it during a one-nighter.

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:00:12 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: abrader on June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

Yeah. Since this is supposed to be a 'serious' thread, I should reiterate this. Why the fuck would you do that? It's one of the most disgusting ways to get aroused.

abrader · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:00:27 PM »

duckman is very in touch with reality here.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:01:06 PM »

My nose is going to get dipped anyway, so with the banquet already spoiled you might as well go for the fudge.

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:01:43 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: abrader on June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

What are you, a fucking queer or something?

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:02:12 PM »

there's nothign wrong with it. it's just a pigmentation. go for it. it's great!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:02:24 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 11, 2008, 08:59:32 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

Well, hopefully not.

As said though, it's just one of those primal things. And while some may not like it so much, the chicks that dig it really dig it. I think there's something about a dude being so into the girl that he's ready to rim the corn, it sets them off in a good way. Which also tends to mean that they might be into doing something they normally wouldn't.

I certainly would never do it during a one-nighter.

Sure. Can't deny the logic.

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:03:11 PM »

This thread is hysterical.

abrader · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 11, 2008, 09:00:12 PM

Yeah. Since this is supposed to be a 'serious' thread, I should reiterate this. Why the fuck would you do that? It's one of the most disgusting ways to get aroused.

I guess youd just have it done to you....

Action gets me all bricked up when a girl gets all over the cock, balls, taint and ass with her tongue.

Youll get harder then you ever got and shoot a load that will hit the ceiling.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:01:43 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: abrader on June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

What are you, a fucking queer or something?

Wouldn't a queer be more prone to lick an ass, since he doesn't have another hole to lick?

I never licked an ass, because when i go south, it doesn't cross my mind to go the extra mile there.

abrader · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:05:09 PM »

For people experimenting....

dont mix the holes!

Bacon · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:05:41 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 09:04:17 PM

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: abrader on June 11, 2008, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 11, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Bleach? what?

I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.

you put a rubber on yer tongue?

Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?

Ugh, why would you want to do that?

Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.

What are you, a fucking queer or something?

Wouldn't a queer be more prone to lick an ass, since he doesn't have another hole to lick?

No because he can lick a pisshole.

Female asshole is great.

abrader · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:06:46 PM »

Some might say - if you wont lick the asshole - you prolly shouldnt fuck the girl...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM »

what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:11:12 PM »

Fuckin A

abrader · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:11:48 PM »

watch out ^^ its a trap!

abrader · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:15:37 PM »

protip: While you are going at it with your tongue - you should apply a rumble pak to the analog nub

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:16:54 PM »

only virgins talk like that

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:19:58 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM

what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.

The natural musk of the female asshole is a huge turn-on for me. It probably dates back to when I was in grade school and girls use to put their fingers in their crack and have me smell them, but whatever.

Oblivion · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:22:05 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:19:58 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.

How do you know they're clean? HMM?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:22:37 PM »

*flees thread*

Bacon · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:25:07 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 11, 2008, 09:22:05 PM

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:19:58 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.

How do you know they're clean? HMM?

Because I just incessantly scrubbed it in the shower.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:27:28 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:19:58 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.

The natural musk of the female asshole is a huge turn-on for me. It probably dates back to when I was in grade school and girls use to put their fingers in their crack and have me smell them, but whatever.

Let me guess.

Texas.

Bacon · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:29:14 PM »

Nebraska.

abrader · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:29:50 PM »

Where is BlackMage? - im sure he has lots to contribute here.

Bildi · « **Reply #45 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:30:24 PM »

Asslickers unite!

I have never run into any unpleasant odour or taste. And no, I don't like the taste of crap. I wouldn't do it to just any girl I met on the street though.

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Probably.

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duckman2000 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:36:11 PM »

Interestingly, my wife really isn't into it. Which suits me fine, although in the blind monkey heat of horny sexsome, I occasionally find myself inching towards the outhole. But that's where it stops. I'm not into doing stuff that one person finds unpleasant, and with this particular act having some less than yummylicious qualities, stopping the goattrain is easy enough.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM

what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Same here, man. I used to get Cosmo and they were always like "play with your man's back door while giving him oral sex." I think I'd get smacked in the head if I tried that. SO. GROSS.

Bacon · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:36:53 PM »

I don't mind having my asshole eaten, either.

Bacon · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:37:36 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on June 11, 2008, 09:36:47 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE

Same here, man. I used to get Cosmo and they were always like "play with your man's back door while giving him oral sex." I think I'd get smacked in the head if I tried that. SO. GROSS.

Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?

Don't be so uptight.

abrader · « **Reply #50 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:38:38 PM »

hahah I can guess who has untrimmed pubes in this thread

Bildi · « **Reply #51 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on June 11, 2008, 09:36:53 PM

I don't mind having my asshole eaten, either.

Since I'm male I'm of the opinion that I'm pretty evil down there. A brave and persistent ex did once get there for a short while but she had to put in the hard yards. I admire your confidence and lack of inhibitions.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:02:17 PM »

if my wife tried to give me a prostate exam during marital relations, it'd be time for a little pugilistic employ, as it were

Bacon · « **Reply #53 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:03:24 PM »

My asshole is hairless and immaculately clean. Girls are always trying to slip me the finger.

Bildi · « **Reply #54 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:05:09 PM »

I can't handle someone trying to slip the finger on me. I have no doubt it could be a pleasurable experience but I jump like a startled cat and clench my manly butt cheeks.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:06:36 PM »

Yeah, I've never been very interested in being on the receiving end of it. I'm not sure I could hang with a chick whose tongue (or finger, really) has braved the entrance to my forbidden place.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #56 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:09:45 PM »

I'll eat the pink, not the stink.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:11:34 PM »

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BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #58 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:13:23 PM »

Why did I just read the term rim the corn? Rim the corn, Seriously? $:-\$

Rim the Corn

Rim the Corn

Rim the Corn

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:14:34 PM »

there is a pretty big spectrum of possibility between missionary position and a FUCKING TONGUE UP THE TURD TUNNEL, dude!

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Author Topic: very important discussion about ass eating (Read 14334 times)