Author Topic: Borat gets ass kicked, is saved by House (Read 2393 times)

APF · « **on:** November 13, 2006, 08:24:36 PM »

So says The Sun

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Borat spanked by angry Yank

BORAT star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego.

He approached the man and said: “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

But the bystander didn’t see the joke. He took one look at Cohen and punched him in the face.

The funnyman — known for his Borat catchphrase “Jagshemash!” — yelled for help but was slugged again and again.

He was rescued by actor pal Hugh Laurie who had been on his way to a New York bar with Cohen.

Laurie rushed to help and pushed the man away as Cohen struggled to his feet. A pal of Cohen said: “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person.

“I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

The incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live. The Brit comics were on their way to a late dinner when Laurie suggested they visit a bar in Manhattan.

Laurie, 47, told friends he feared Cohen was going to get badly beaten up. Luckily, 35-year-old Cohen did not receive any lasting scars.

Studio chiefs have warned Cohen to avoid pretending to be the spoof Kazakhstan TV reporter on the streets. Since the film was launched he has only appeared in character while promoting the movie on American television shows.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is tipped to become the highest grossing comedy of all time.

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:25:22 PM »

Regardless of if he's funny...

...he's a fucking idiot.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:26:39 PM »

You're a fucking idiot. What's the matter, Am? Missed free Fireflower day at the Mushroom Kingdom or some shit?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:31:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 08:26:39 PM

You're a fucking idiot. What's the matter, Am? Missed free Fireflower day at the Mushroom Kingdom or some shit?

There was a huge back-and-forth argument over whether or not his act is funny and so I don't want this to derail.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:36:29 PM »

You're still an idiot.

If he's not funny, then you are negatively funny. You suck teh funnay out of a funny thing.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:38:43 PM »

What's the funny thing?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:40:32 PM »

:'(

Polari · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:45:08 PM »

Not a fan, I take it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 08:26:39 PM

You're a fucking idiot. What's the matter, Am? Missed free Fireflower day at the Mushroom Kingdom or some shit?

i lol'd

cloudwalking · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2006, 09:00:42 PM »

House to the rescue

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2006, 09:15:11 PM »

NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2006, 07:12:24 AM »

People need to chill the fuck out. Swinging at a foreigner for daring to speak to you?

APF · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2006, 09:28:43 AM »

I flip fucking wild when someone tries to talk to me, I don't give a fuck. Dude better not come to The Land of the Free, I'll knock a fucker out.

Unless it's House

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:32:10 AM »

I approve this story. Maybe he'll think twice before infecting the world with his stupid "humor"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:58:03 AM »

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2006, 12:02:05 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 13, 2006, 08:31:39 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 08:26:39 PM
You're a fucking idiot. What's the matter, Am? Missed free Fireflower day at the Mushroom Kingdom or some shit?
There was a huge back-and-forth argument over whether or not his act is funny and so I don't want this to derail.

He's not funny btw

Walking up to people and disrespecting them is not a good idea. Obviously he means to be funny (which he's not btw) and harmless, but not everyone is cool with this stuff. I bet the dude was black or Mexican.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2006, 01:04:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 11:32:10 AM

I approve this story. Maybe he'll think twice before infecting the world with his stupid "humor"

If you tried to talk to me IRL, I'd punch you too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2006, 01:11:37 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2006, 01:12:27 PM »

Yeah, that's exactly what I had in mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2006, 01:16:45 PM »

One of the best "awesomely bad yet awesome" movies of all time

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2006, 02:20:33 PM »

OMG.

Best story ever.

This owns all ass.

BlackMage · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2006, 02:23:59 PM »

they live was pretty awesome.

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2006, 02:26:16 PM »

so that's where the south park cripple fight came from.

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Author Topic: Borat gets ass kicked, is saved by House (Read 2393 times)