Lets Play Evilbore Time Machine

[MrAngryFace]

Go to Profile, go to Show Posts. Go to the last page and work your way towards your most recent posts. Quote the most bizzare stuff you find:

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COME ROUND HERE LISTEN TO A STORY BOUT A bOT NAMED LOGGO THE TOILET.

HE LIKES HIM SOME OLD TIMEY MUSIC THAT TALKS OF THE GOOD LORD! BUT HE ALSO LIKES HIM SOME STEM CELL RESEARCH! HE FOR THE PEOPLE.

LOGGO RUNNING FOR POSITION OF BOT OF #EVILBORE SO CAST YOUR VOTE TODAY AND RESTORE THE SOUTH

VOTE HERE: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=383.0 |  VOTE HERE: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=383.0 | VOTE HERE: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=383.0


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[MrAngryFace]

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I don't know what that means.


I DON'T


KNOW WHAT


THAAT MEAAAAAANSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mupepe]

I was going to buy the Wii no matter what the price.  Too many games I must have.  That 250 bucks puts me a little off budget considering that I'll be getting the PS3 at that time too.

omfg what was I thinking?

too many games I must have?

I did get the PS3 but I sold it like a month later

[Mupepe]

wtf you post here?

ahh fuck

Hey Catz, now since that is over, SEND 2 RECEIVE LOLZ

Same goes for you   

Can we settle this with a threesome.  Not with you, but with that girl in your avatar plz.

AHH who am I kidding, you can come too!

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Sweet Jesus, I'm diving in!

[Mupepe]

The Democrats are silent as the Bush regime prepares for war against Iran – silent in the face of a potential nuclear mass murder – even a global war: silent in the face of an attack that could cause an utter meltdown of the global economy, a 1930s style Depression that would send millions, perhaps billions of people into starvation-level poverty, as the prices of oil and gasoline triple.

The potentials for horror for tens of millions of people in the region are almost unspeakable.
Such a war would quickly spread to Iraq – where Halliburton’s “Green Zone” in Baghdad would be turned to instant rubble by such missiles as were left for an Iranian counterstrike, giving US soldiers in the Zone their own taste of Lebanon, even as Shia Muslims turn a face of cold steel – or wild, inconsolable grief and rage – toward the death of every US and British soldier, mercenary, spy, journalist, and profiteer in Iraq.

These people actually expect us to take them seriously?  Fuck you Juan Santos.  Go back to making your hemp clothing and sucking dicks in a field while on acid.

[Van Cruncheon]

lies; you never sleep, you just lie awake in your bed, restless and tormented by an unceasing priapism

Remember the first time you stuck your erect, eager cock in a door jamb and slammed it as hard as you could? Remember how you shrieked in agony and begged for death rather than endure even another SECOND of inflamed, bleeding eunuchhood? Remember the stark, razor-edged sensations that spiked your abdominal nerves, dulled only by the throbbing beat of your shame and humiliation at having done something so inutterably stupid?

That's what downloading and playing the 99 Nights demo is like -- only WORSE.

man, i sure liked dicks back then

ah, who am i kidding

start stuffing, boys!

[MrAngryFace]

Just remember folks, when that forum lynch mob is chasing you through the ragged streets of Evilbore, at the end of the last road, at the end of the last dirty fire escape, I will be there to put you out of your misery.

[Mupepe]

"waaa I want a gaming forum" lol

I want your face in my vagina.  Now that we've cleared that up...

Devil Summoner is kick ass.  That is all.

lies; you never sleep, you just lie awake in your bed, restless and tormented by an unceasing priapism

Remember the first time you stuck your erect, eager cock in a door jamb and slammed it as hard as you could? Remember how you shrieked in agony and begged for death rather than endure even another SECOND of inflamed, bleeding eunuchhood? Remember the stark, razor-edged sensations that spiked your abdominal nerves, dulled only by the throbbing beat of your shame and humiliation at having done something so inutterably stupid?

That's what downloading and playing the 99 Nights demo is like -- only WORSE.

man, i sure liked dicks back then

ah, who am i kidding

start stuffing, boys!

[Vizzys]

man I was such a shitty poster I dont know how you people tolerated me...  even I hate those old posts. I have improved if only slightly.

some lulz with a working picture somehow:

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Freaky ass forum.

Awesome

still awesome


the quote that started it all...

<CootAway> yeah im pretty awesome

some more irc quotes:

[20:59] <Castellan> he has no money
[21:00] <Castellan> he's a scrub!
[21:00] <TheBlackS> What the fuck?
[21:00] <TheBlackS> Kick these bastards out
[21:00] <TheBlackS> THis room sucks now
[21:00] <Castellan> he's so lame, we hafta go back to a minor pop hit from 1999 to discuss his lameness!
[21:00] <Viz> ...im confused by their ways
[21:00] <TheBlackS> Even worse than MAF's bitch ass.
[21:00] <Castellan> MAF rides you like a pony
[21:00] <Castellan> he smacks your ass and you run
[21:01] <Mondain> The humor can be found in him not understanding our cynictastical and sarcticmaniacal ways.
[21:01] <Viz> ...
[21:01] <Castellan> oh my!
[21:02] <Castellan> I dare not cross wits with Jotaro!
[21:02] <Viz> hes from canada
[21:02] <Viz> OWNED
[21:02] <Castellan> Is do not have the idiosyncratical versimiltudinority to win
[21:02] <Mondain> Only beyond your proletarian sensibilities do my grounded in reason logics dare go betwixt, senor.
[21:03] <Viz> u am ugly like my dick on glass

[Mupepe]

Yeah, maybe he does run into walls!  Maybe he scares for no reason!  Maybe he even poops then steps all over it!  Maybe he steps in it several times!  BUT DAMNIT HE'S SMART WHEN HE WANTS TO BE!   :'(

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Viz: Are you kidding me?  I was absolutely terrible.  All I did was ask people to fuck me and I think I was more loved back then than I am now.  Maybe I should regress.

[MrAngryFace]

WILLCO! YOUR ESCAPE BLIMP IS READY! FLY! Ill distract them all!

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[Vizzys]

Viz: Are you kidding me?  I was absolutely terrible.  All I did was ask people to fuck me and I think I was more loved back then than I am now.  Maybe I should regress.

no, I was pretty bad, just found this gem of me being a little bitch:

[23:26] <CootFF12> sadly I was the one who recommended you mod the gaming forum, which is sorta shameful now
[23:26] <viz> Im aware
[23:27] <demi`> owned
[23:27] <CootFF12> I mean, if I knew youd get all crybaby
[23:27] <CootFF12> haha
[23:27] <demi`> go play final fantasy 12, (n word)
[23:27] <viz> yeah Im all crybaby now
[23:27] <viz> >_<
[23:27] <CootFF12> I shut off ff12
[23:27] <viz> I said (the n word) three times
[23:27] <CootFF12> it might still be playing itself tho
[23:27] <viz> I MUST BE CRAZY
[23:27] <viz> better demod him
[23:27] <viz> hes crazyyy
[23:27] <CootFF12> but youre carrying on n shit
[23:27] <CootFF12> all this drama
[23:27] <viz> hardly
[23:27] <CootFF12> whatever dude
[23:28] <viz> I thought you said irc and the forums were different maf
[23:28] <demi`> i think viz is a little crazy
[23:28] <demi`> being cooped up in far off Alaska
[23:28] <viz> yeah
[23:28] <viz> that must be it
[23:28] <viz> Im fine actually

[MrAngryFace]

new viz > old viz

[BlueTsunami]

Hay guys, remember when I tried to start the ORF ORF meme?...

[MrAngryFace]

BACON U HAVE PRETTY BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Vizzys]

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Greatest pic/meme evar.

and it still is the greatest

[MrAngryFace]

HELLO GIRLS OF EVILBORE IF U DATE ME I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PLACES YOU WANT TO SHOP AND WE WILL GO OUT TO CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND THEN DANCE TILL MIDNIGHT THEN WE'LL COME HOME AND SUPRISE MY MOM IN BED AND SHE CAN MEET YOU AND WE CAN PLAY OUR FUTURE THAT IS MY FUTURE WITH YOU TO SAY THAT YOU AND I WILL HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER IN A HOUSE MAYBE MY MOMS I AM LEARNING TO MAKE VIDEOGAMES AND THAT COSTS OF TIME AND MONEY SO MAYBE ILL LIVE WITH MY MOM THEY DO THAT IN JAPAN IT SAVES MONEY I BOUGHT A MAID OUTFIT FOR YOU AND FOR ME BUT MOSTLY YOU CAUSE I AM NOT A FREAK I THINK WOMEN SHOULD WEAR MAID OUTFITS AND MEN SHOULD ONLY WEAR THEM ON SUNDAYS OR SPECIAL OCCATIONS PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH OR IN YOUR COUCH ALSO I WILL TREAT YOU NICE.

THE END.

[BlueTsunami]

The beginnings of Evilbore and the version PD will be telling his kids...

This site was born through barebacking with GAF. After the pregnancy EvilLore wanted an abortion, but MAF wanted to keep the child. EvilLore decided to kill the child himself. In order to save his only begotten son, MAF sent him in a small boat down the river. The boat was found by Willco and his mistress Cloudwalking, who proceded to raise the boy.

That boy was EvilBore.

Thats the Religious version of the beginning of Evilbore but nonetheless...

[Vizzys]

Willco and friends brings the lulz:

The following has mosaicked images of fingers and two dildos:

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Better than the last comic!

the real funny will be on mupepe.com once he compulsively clicks on this thread

the original:

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[BlueTsunami]

Shake being the whipping boy, I think he was evilbores original whipping boy

[Vizzys]

I got Diamond today. About to get my first badge.

I fished out a Magikarp and named it Lemurs 

oh shit.

[MrAngryFace]

The beginnings of Evilbore and the version PD will be telling his kids...

This site was born through barebacking with GAF. After the pregnancy EvilLore wanted an abortion, but MAF wanted to keep the child. EvilLore decided to kill the child himself. In order to save his only begotten son, MAF sent him in a small boat down the river. The boat was found by Willco and his mistress Cloudwalking, who proceded to raise the boy.

That boy was EvilBore.

Thats the Religious version of the beginning of Evilbore but nonetheless...

such a great photoshop

[Mandark]

I thought this was going to be about going back in time to kill Hitler FoC.

[Phoenix Dark]

Today me and my family went to church, and then we met up at Old Country Bufet with my grandparents/uncles/aunts/cousins/etc. Just a family affair. Well before I eat at any restaurant, I use the bathroom; there's nothing worse than getting up in the middle of a meal to take a shit, and then taking another stab at eating afterwards. So I headed off to the bathroom while everyone else was stuffing their plates.

Once I got into the bathroom I was shocked at how dirty it was. The restaurant was in Detroit, but even in Detroit I haven't been to many dirty restaurants. I went into the stall to take a piss (I NEVER use the urinal for anything), and I looked down and saw there was water all on the floor. I could see my reflection in it, as well as some of the inside of the stall adjacent to me. I didn't pay much attention to the water, but a few seconds later I saw something out the side of my eye, and I looked down into the water. I could see some black dude in the other stall looking RIGHT into the water at me, and then I saw it. He was waving around the biggest cock I've ever seen in real life in his hand. I almost slipped, but I managed to finish my business and quickly dash out the stall. I wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, but I couldn't just leave without washing my hands. As I washed them he flushed and then came into sight of the restroom mirror, zipped up his pants, and then said "hello". I muttered hi and dryed my hands. He asked what my name was, but I just walked out the bathroom.

About 20 minutes later when I was getting desert, he was looking at me while he got some ice cream.

I'm scarred for life.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=414.msg8466#msg8466

smh

[Powerslave]

Is this a way to make us feel cool about ourselves

[etiolate]

You know what? Screw milk.  I want bees to shoot out of my nipples.

Womens be trying to conquer this thread and I just can't have that!  But breast talk is a tough one to beat.  I don't want to have to do this..

..but someone has to

Someone has to...

..dance with Gumby to Goodbye Horses


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I  love Animal Crossing. My poor penis.

I'm not going to guess the context on that one.

I thought EVERYBODY signed their love letters with salsa brands?

"dear ms connelly
sup dis b joe
u was in a movie i watched once
when i was like 7s. i not stalkins or
shit, just sayin that u be gorgous
yo bewbs b like my pillowcases
all stuffed with candies on halloween
i will emails u later or u email me
k
Ortaga,
Joe"

This is great. Now you can watch Wonder Boys and see the afterglow of Iron Man fucking Spiderman in the ass all night.

[muckhole]

Hay guys, remember when I tried to start the ORF ORF meme?...

How come no one jumped on the Orf Orf bandwagon.

  I'm amazed this didn't catch on. Orf.

[ToxicAdam]

[Positive Touch]

what's the story behind that attractive pic?

[Vizzys]

what's the story behind that attractive pic?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sony_Defense_Force#cade

thats where i remember seeing that photo first

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.

WTF was I smokin

[lordmaji]

Some "Would you hit it" thread. To lazy to look to see if I was correct, I probably was though.

hrmm it has a strong jaw.

It prolly could eat your dick and your balls in one swallow 

[Phoenix Dark]

<PhoenixDark> hello gentlemen
<PhoenixDark> ...
<PhoenixDark> no one on again
<PhoenixDark> what losars
<PhoenixDark> total
<PhoenixDark> haha Willco
<PhoenixDark> my
<PhoenixDark> private
<PhoenixDark> domain
<PhoenixDark> Sugartits?
<PhoenixDark>
<PhoenixDark> i wish i knew
<PhoenixDark> male or female
<PhoenixDark> i suppose it doesn't matter when you're cybering
<Diablos> ok
<PhoenixDark> OH SHIT

[Tauntaun]

Monkey Donkey Dick I like it here.   

  EB 

Edit: I was such an idiot poster.