Author Topic: "I work at Apple" (Read 2532 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** June 15, 2008, 04:47:03 AM »

No, you work at the Apple Store selling overpriced and overhyped products, you twat.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2008, 04:51:21 AM »

I live a mile from the apple campus and the only exciting thing about it is that it's right next to the Donut Wheel. open 24 hours a day.

drozmight · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2008, 06:24:12 AM »

I thought Steve Jobs sat in a rotating office that towers above the Apple campus. And that he often stands in the window naked.

That could be a dream of mine I'm mixing up with reality though.

Tieno · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2008, 07:01:43 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on June 15, 2008, 06:24:12 AM

I thought Steve Jobs sat in a rotating office that towers above the Apple campus. And that he often stands in the window naked.

That could be a dream of mine I'm mixing up with reality though.

Were your pants all sticky?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2008, 05:23:59 PM »

does steve jobs have AIDS or something?

Draft · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2008, 05:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 15, 2008, 05:23:59 PM

does steve jobs have AIDS or something?

Pancreatic Cancer.

:btw That's the cancer that beats up other cancers.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2008, 09:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Draft on June 15, 2008, 05:36:52 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 15, 2008, 05:23:59 PM
does steve jobs have AIDS or something?
Pancreatic Cancer.

:btw That's the cancer that beats up other cancers.

Patrick Swayze has that one, too. It's seriously like the worst kind of cancer.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:15:02 AM »

my dad has that one too!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:37:04 AM »

Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer.

lordmaji · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:50:58 AM »

I have the runs.

E-DuB · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2008, 08:49:49 PM »

This thread went from funny to depressing in less than six posts

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2008, 09:09:54 PM »

what the fuck

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:01:17 AM »

Cajole trolls Apple sales rep and gets countered with pancreatic cancer

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:04:14 AM »

i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:12:58 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2008, 01:01:17 AM

Cajole trolls Apple sales rep and gets countered with pancreatic cancer

EPIC TROLL

bork · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2008, 02:57:36 AM »

So getting back on topic, unfortunately if you work at the Apple Store, you do in fact work for Apple.

But then so does the guy that mops up buckets of piss and fecal matter in the bathrooms at Apple every night.

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2008, 03:27:37 AM »

No man, they hire another company to do the cleaning.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2008, 05:45:28 AM »

but he still works at Apple, regardless of wether hes employed by them or not

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2008, 06:30:19 AM »

True.

Shuri · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:08:30 AM »

Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:22:22 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 17, 2008, 07:08:30 AM

Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.

and once more apple overcharges for underperformance

pilonv1 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:52:32 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 17, 2008, 07:08:30 AM

Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.

Not sure about in the US but over here they start out on more than most EB managers.

abrader · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:07:38 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 17, 2008, 01:04:14 AM

i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(

Sounds like rectal warts.

Have you been experimenting around the house? Seeing what all ya can fit in the hole?

I ask because bad non lubricated friction and bacteria can cause those.....little else...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:20:54 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 17, 2008, 07:08:30 AM

Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.

But then they do work at the Genius Bar.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 17, 2008, 07:22:22 AM

Quote from: Shuri on June 17, 2008, 07:08:30 AM
Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.

and once more apple overcharges for underperformance

The dude I'm talking about works at the 24/7 store in on Fifth Avenue, so he probably makes more than most, if not all

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:39:31 AM »

Only gay people use Apple products.

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** June 17, 2008, 09:37:24 AM »

Quote from: abrader on June 17, 2008, 08:07:38 AM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 17, 2008, 01:04:14 AM
i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(

Sounds like rectal warts.

Have you been experimenting around the house? Seeing what all ya can fit in the hole?

I ask because bad non lubricated friction and bacteria can cause those.....little else...

Sounds like PD to me.

abrader · « **Reply #27 on:** June 17, 2008, 11:04:53 AM »

but back OT - apple products rule - but the flow of the apple store, and the faux-hawk fegs that work there suck - just walking in the place pisses me off....

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #28 on:** June 17, 2008, 11:14:45 AM »

Seeing the Apple Store in Times Square was one of the snapshot moments I'll always remember. It was raining and people were huddling in that little glass cube.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** June 17, 2008, 11:22:29 AM »

Quote from: abrader on June 17, 2008, 11:04:53 AM

but back OT - apple products rule - but the flow of the apple store, and the faux-hawk fegs that work there suck - just walking in the place pisses me off....

I love you.

abrader · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2008, 11:45:11 AM »

Its not a place for hetero guys to shop...

guys know what they want, they walk in pick it up pay and leave....

I cant even tell what wanker checks me out at the apple store.....ill wait in a 15 minute line to hear "hey this isnt the counter where you pay, you gotta find the guy walking around with the wireless terminal"

Then there is the annoying fact that the store is filled with poors touching everything and getting in my way when they have no intention of buying.

A company should be different by offering unique products - BUT do not try to be different by building faggy stores that defy proven 100 year old retail practices.....

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Author Topic: "I work at Apple" (Read 2532 times)