turkey sausage is fucking gross

[Mupepe]

when they run out of pork sausage upstairs, they use turkey sausage.  it's the fucking worst thing ever.  Jesus Christ, who can eat this shit?

[crimsondynamics]

It's not high on my list of preferences, but I love meat, period.

Besides, it may just be they use a particularly lousy brand of turkey sausage. Smoked ones can be tasty.

[Mupepe]

i dunno, the cafeteria tends to use high quality items here.  and to be clear, it's pan sausage.  it just feels crumbly and tastes so bland, yet almost sour.  gross.  gross.  gross.

[crimsondynamics]

Sour (and crumbly) sounds like the sausage is off. 

[Bacon]

I'm craving some meat now. 

[Tauntaun]

I'm craving some meat now. 

[Mupepe]

Sour (and crumbly) sounds like the sausage is off. 

yeah, the sausage breaks apart way too easily.  like almost snaps.  STEP INTO A SLIM JIM style

I'm craving some meat now. 

stick to bacon

[abrader]

i like the turkey bacon.

[lordmaji]

geez you and your metaphors for dicks. Turkish dicks.

[Bacon]

Bacon is better than sausage.

[Mupepe]

Bacon is better than sausage.

yes it is