That distinguished black fellow tried to become my father. Which is why I hate him and his stupid name.
Oh and I was told I would become cool if I hated on him. I wanna be cool.
Please, PR, don't do this. I hope that last line was sarcasm. Attitudes like that make forums more annoying than enjoyable. In the quest to become an "internet celebrity," people end up looking like dicktards. One thing I've noticed lately is Crushed's obsession with NeoGAF. In every video someone posts there, Crushed has to leave some sort of comment. He gets off on the attention GAF gives him. Just look at the Outside Links thread.
He's sometimes an enjoyable poster with his sarcastic humor, but his GAF obsession really comes off as a way to boost his self confidence. It's a little sad, but I'm sure he's a great person. I actually enjoyed a few of the image macros that he actually posted, whether they were stolen or not.