Game

[Borys]

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[Himu]

what the shit

[Howard Alan Treesong]

how unfortunate

[abrader]

looks pretty freaky.

[Jabberwocky]

Reminds me of that SFIV lesbian.

[brawndolicious]

^don't bring up the UE3 bullshit.

even if the story is not that good, I'm interested in playing this game since it's obvious that there was a lot of effort put into the backstory of the world.

[Jansen]

her legs look like they came out of a fugly ps2 game

[Tieno]

A lot of these desins are trying too hard, like they took a page from The Matrix school.

[WrikaWrek]

Looks a bit past expiration date!

[WrikaWrek]

Hair from the PSX era!

Better than Baldness from the 360 era amirite?

[WrikaWrek]

Hair from the PSX era!

Better than Baldness from the 360 era amirite?

Nope

[duckman2000]

That's SK's idea of Hel? I fucking hate this company. 

[Raban]

[Third]

Too strange.

I dunno if I like it.

[AdmiralViscen]

I really hope the image quality is better on my TV screen than it is in all their screen shots.


jk this game will never be on my TV screen

[duckman2000]

See, the whole point of using existing mythologies as part of your game/movie/comic should be to make it more interesting, and more powerful. This shit, much like the "Odin knights of the Crystal Thor" style turds that are shat forth by Japanese developers on a seemingly monthly basis, makes it less so.

[Phoenix Dark]

Clay animation

[Brehvolution]

  UE3 

[cool breeze]

This is seriously awful.

[cool breeze]

I'm looking forward to playing it, but the design and graphics are terrible.  Dyack should have put Rein's balls in his mouth and submit to UE3 instead of bitching and trying to make their own shit. 

[WrikaWrek]

I'm looking forward to playing it, but the design and graphics are terrible.  Dyack should have put Rein's balls in his mouth and submit to UE3 instead of bitching and trying to make their own shit. 

I bet the story and gameplay will rock though.

[Van Cruncheon]

it's a potentially interesting design ruined by shitty modeling and texturing.

[Brehvolution]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

[duckman2000]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.

[Mr. Gundam]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.

Yeah, around here, it's been crapped on more than Lair.

[AdmiralViscen]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

Will you get a fucking grip please?

[Brehvolution]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.

I'm not saying that at all.

[Brehvolution]

I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive.

Will you get a fucking grip please?

 

[duckman2000]

Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.

[Brehvolution]

People I used to play Counter-Strike with used to call me zero hour.

Used to.

[AdmiralViscen]

Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.

Do you have a list of people to be PMed at GAF?

[Brehvolution]

Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.

What separates the good from the bad? A cigarillo is a cigarillo.

[Brehvolution]

Is Zero Hour a ps3 fanboy

Thought they'd all been stamped out by now, huh?

[duckman2000]

This is such a brilliantly optimistic mindset. 

If the story is as good as I'm hoping it will be, this will be a must have.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11627416&postcount=101

[demi]

Cant wait to buy it, I will support Dyack

[MedievalManIII]

Why does she show her teared chest so openly? Wouldn't she want to cover that up or something?

[WrikaWrek]

Is Zero Hour a ps3 fanboy

He's zero tolerance from Gaf.....

Seriously, this guy is the image of SDF.

[duckman2000]

Diablo 

And  at the NeoGAF xtards bleeding martyr blood again. No, bitches, some games, exclusive or not, are not "welcome" on that particular forum.

[duckman2000]

As old as xcunts whining about the world supposedly being against them because one or two games that happen to be exclusive to their beloved system haven't received the blessing of the forum? Probably, but whatever.

Dyack brought this one upon himself, he really did. And really, it just seems awfully convenient to blame the reception on a supposed bias, as opposed to on the fact that what is shown looks like crud.

[AdmiralViscen]

That guy is a known distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, thankfully.

edit - oops, I meant that guy who thought this would have a great story

[Jansen]

Diablo 

And  at the NeoGAF xtards bleeding martyr blood again. No, bitches, some games, exclusive or not, are not "welcome" on that particular forum.

Your whole anti-martyrdom shtick is getting old.

getting? it was old the moment he started it on gaf and it continues to be old.

[WrikaWrek]

As old as xcunts whining about the world supposedly being against them because one or two games that happen to be exclusive to their beloved system haven't received the blessing of the forum? Probably, but whatever.

Dyack brought this one upon himself, he really did. And really, it just seems awfully convenient to blame the reception on a supposed bias, as opposed to on the fact that what is shown looks like crud.

Nobody is really crying about this game here buddy.

You must think you are somewhere else.

[duckman2000]

He went on this binge of telling everyone not to hype their game, because they don't deliver, then he does the exact fucking thing.

Also note that Dyack didn't say shit about the horrors of previews until the previews turned negative. But now he has Matt Assman by his side, so all is good.

[duckman2000]

Who gives a fuck about GAF.  Keep that shit over there.

True

[cool breeze]

The people on gaf saying shit like "Most 360 exclusives aren't "welcome" here." are such ignorant bastards.  Go read the massive thread for Gears 2, or how about the TWO official threads for Halo 3, or how about the Ninja Gaiden 2 thread.  The difference here is that Too Human looks like shit, sounds like it will play awful, and Dyack keeps popping his head in every once in a while to give false promises and blow more hot air.  The thing Too Human has going for it is the concept of Diablo action, in space, with Norse mythology!  I really hope it does turn out good, because I like those three key selling points, but it is hard to get that excited for it based on what was shown.  A lot of aspects of it remind me of Lair (although I am looking a lot more forward to Too Human that I ever was for Lair).  And twin sticks for combat was just a bad choice and I just hope I am proven wrong when I eventually get to play the game.

I am sorry for bringing back gaf posters in to this much more civilized placed, but it is ridiculous.

[WrikaWrek]

Cry some moar

[Mr. Gundam]

Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.

I'm a PS3-only owner, but seriously, Sony still pisses me off a lot.

[brawndolicious]

Too Human looks like shit, sounds like it will play awful, and Dyack keeps popping his head in every once in a while to give false promises and blow more hot air.  The thing Too Human has going for it is the concept of Diablo action, in space, with Norse mythology!  I really hope it does turn out good, because I like those three key selling points, but it is hard to get that excited for it based on what was shown.  A lot of aspects of it remind me of Lair (although I am looking a lot more forward to Too Human that I ever was for Lair).  And twin sticks for combat was just a bad choice and I just hope I am proven wrong when I eventually get to play the game.

I agree but I don't see Dyack pushing this game out after a decade without making sure the gameplay mechanics and setting are done well.  He probably cares about this game too much to do that but I would never buy it unless I liked the demo.  That demo is going to be their last chance to really impress (or dissappoint) everybody.

[duckman2000]

I'm a PS3-only owner, but seriously, Sony still pisses me off a lot.

Well, yeah.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I am soo buying this.  Space Diablo. 

[Brehvolution]

I do not have a gaf account.


 "These are not the droids you are looking for."

[Howard Alan Treesong]

this game is gonna be such a disappointmenton

why must we settle for fourth-rate Canadian imitations of glory*

*imitations of glory...in space

[Bildi]

If SK would have shut up about the game until three months before release or something I think it would have fared better with internet critics who are justifiably tired of hearing about SK, Denis, and TH.

I'm looking forward to it, but I've also ignored it for the last 10 years or whatever and only got interested recently.

[duckman2000]

People always bring up Denis Dyack as the reason this game gets so much shit, forgetting the laughable (and I do mean laughable) demo at e3.

Well, Dyack was at the center of that. The E3 demonstration is what set him off on his righteous path, and what made him yap at length about the horrors of showing off games before they are done (of course, forgetting the very positive preview that as printed in EGM prior to the E3 demonstration). And that demonstration made all of his earlier claims of the greatness of Too Human seem comical. Yes, there was indeed a time when Dyack was talking up the combat in his game, comparing to various high profile action games. Of course, since then we've learned that we shouldn't expect combat of that caliber, and instead think of it as akin to Diablo.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

People always bring up Denis Dyack as the reason this game gets so much shit, forgetting the laughable (and I do mean laughable) demo at e3.

it was probably the worst E3 demo I've ever seen, and I played Shadow Madness on the show floor

[Bildi]

Anyone know what year was that awful E3 demo?  2006?  Or longer ago?

They shouldn't have shown a demo at all, bad demo or otherwise.  They've been building hype for too long - any hype they built died off ages ago.

[brawndolicious]

I remember that like a few months later, Dyack blamed somebody else for why there even was a demo at E3.  I mean you would sort of expect it since they showed a trailer the year before that they would have a demo ready by the next E3 since that's usually what happens.

Did they confirm that TH comes out this holiday?

[WrikaWrek]

I remember that like a few months later, Dyack blamed somebody else for why there even was a demo at E3.  I mean you would sort of expect it since they showed a trailer the year before that they would have a demo ready by the next E3 since that's usually what happens.

Did they confirm that TH comes out this holiday?

August.

[Bildi]

I wasn't following TH closely back then - but I get the impression 2006 E3 kicked off the really bad vibes on the internet and they've never really been able to recover.

[WrikaWrek]

Whoever was in charge of putting that demo in anyone's hands should have been fired.

The demo got screwed by major technical problems that the Unreal Engine 3 update brought to the game. SK wanted to pull out, but MS said no, they had to show the game, or so they thought.

MS fucked up. And they have been trying to do things better ever since. And for all the "Art is crap", "Graphics are crap" etc whatever, people that have played the game recently have been pretty positive about how fun it is.