Can I pretend to be a homosexual?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I ask because my boss is a bitch, and she's always talking about how "feggits disgust" her and other slurs against homosexuals which just pisses me off. We have no one we can really talk to above her about it, so I was wondering if it would be legal for me to pretend to be a homo and quit and then sue them for sexual harrasment?

-Thanks

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I love Japan.  Don't you?  I know you don't because you are American and therefore, inherently inferior.

Speaking of which, I need to go to the UK to get a gay trip set up.

[Bildi]

Try to set something up so that she walks in on you having sex with another man.

It should then be easy to sue for sexual harassment when she constantly ribs you about it.

[Joe Molotov]

Only if I can pretend to be your gay lover in court. Hopefully we can have some hilarious hijinks that rival I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry during the process.

[Powerslave]

You need to go in with 'your friend' to fully convince them that you're gay. At least one public kiss is mandatory. After that you can always proceed with blowjobs behind the curtains.

[WrikaWrek]

What if you become one by pretending to be one?

Think about it

[bagofeyes]

I dunno, can you get AIDS from just pretending to be gay?

[Powerslave]

I want to appear gay, but actually be one too. But the public must think it's an act! So I can maintain credibility while sucking dicks. It's the perfect plan.

[CajoleJuice]

I want to appear gay, but actually be one too. But the public must think it's an act! So I can maintain credibility while sucking dicks. It's the perfect plan.

Want to pretend to be gay with me?

[Powerslave]

Only if you are really down deep inside 

[CajoleJuice]

Pretty sure Evilbore has made me gay, so yep. 

[Powerslave]

Ouch!  Cajole your rough beard just stung me. I told you to shave that thing off, I'm not kissing you again until

[CajoleJuice]

I did shave. For work.

And now for you.   

[WrikaWrek]

fegs

[lordmaji]

open the closet door son.

[Powerslave]

I did shave. For work.

And now for you.  

How long does it take you for stubble to show up?

[CajoleJuice]

I can get away with shaving every other day.

[Powerslave]

I don't shave until the stubble turns into a filthy beard. I'm lazy like that.

[CajoleJuice]

I was the same way until I started this job.