It's a rare occurence, but Harry actually spewed venom on a flick. Even if he reviews a bad film, like Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of FUCK THIS SHIT, he says stuff like, "These parts were good, though!" But fortunately, The Love Guru gets nothing but hate:
"However, I have a very strong belief in witnessing the terror. People had to survive the Holocaust to hold those responsible, responsible. This film isn't as bad as the Holocaust. Nothing could be. But in the realm of film going experiences - it's a third trimester abortion. It is a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette and drinking a Coors Light. "
"This was a painful film experience. Imagine injecting hydrochloric acid into your left teste... or right breast. Imagine following that up with injections throughout your body."
"THE LOVE GURU is one of the most inept pathetic terrifyingly awful experiences I've ever suffered through."
