Truth telling time: Gears of War isn't very good.

[rocketman]

Tell you something else, too:  FUCK CHECKPOINTS.  I should be able to save my game wherever the hell I feel like saving it in the "next-gen.".  I've played this one spot over and over so many fucking times, almost reaching the end and then getting killed, that I just want to break my controller across the bridge of CliffyB's nose.

Could it be because you suck that you don't enjoy checkpoints? Seems so.

[Van Cruncheon]

could it be that you're a flabby teenager free of any responsibility

[Eel O'Brian]

This forum needs an ignore function, or a function that allows you to PM the Ebola virus to someone.  Rocketman would be shitting out his liquified insides right about now

[MrAngryFace]

Like I said, a lot of people feel they NEED to like this game. You know they've got a crap argument when it comes down to 'you must suck'.

[The Fake Shemp]

This forum needs an ignore function, or a function that allows you to PM the Ebola virus to someone.  Rocketman would be shitting out his liquified insides right about now

 

[Vizzys]

Like I said, a lot of people feel they NEED to like this game. You know they've got a crap argument when it comes down to 'you must suck'.

No.

[rocketman]

Like I said, a lot of people feel they NEED to like this game. You know they've got a crap argument when it comes down to 'you must suck'.

What it comes down to is: if the game doesn't have rainbows or fairy butt fucking, you don't like it.

You bring up UT as a shining example of why no one should ever give a flying fuck about your opinion.

[Eel O'Brian]

I still like the game okay - I'm just not having daydreams about fingering CliffyB's asshole while whispering "Thank you, sweet Cliffy" in his ear like a lot of people seem to be doing

[Vizzys]

I still like the game okay - I'm just not having daydreams about fingering CliffyB's asshole while whispering "Thank you, sweet Cliffy" in his ear like a lot of people seem to be doing

Who?

[Eel O'Brian]

Just in general on all the boards, not singling anyone out

[rocketman]

I still like the game okay - I'm just not having daydreams about fingering CliffyB's asshole while whispering "Thank you, sweet Cliffy" in his ear like a lot of people seem to be doing

I'm not saying the game is the second coming of Christ, but MAF talking shooting games is like Michael Jackson talking about heterosexual porn.

[Van Cruncheon]

you talking about shooting games is like a dumb fucking teenager talking about shooting games

[rocketman]

you talking about shooting games is like a dumb fucking teenager talking about shooting games

I don't believe many shooting games have rainbows or butt fucking, so remind me why you're even mentioning the genre.

[Van Cruncheon]

to educate a dumb fucking teenager about why people that aren't dumb fucking teenagers play shooting games?

the buttfucking and rainbows seems to be YOUR thing, rainbow randolph

[MrAngryFace]

Rocketman: Does my UT comment make you ANGRY? Are you leaving the forum again? Cause that was one of the better five minutes of this forum the last time lololol.

[rocketman]

to educate a dumb fucking teenager about why people that aren't dumb fucking teenagers play shooting games?

I'd be glad to see your explanation on why more shooting games should have rainbows or characters made in Japan.

the buttfucking and rainbows seems to be YOUR thing, rainbow randolph

Enjoying dialogue from a character in Death to Smoochy makes me more heterosexual than someone who enjoys playing games that are targeted at an age-group lower than the one I'm in.

[Van Cruncheon]

there's nothing to explain, because i've never argued that, nor has maf. wait, does UT have rainbows in it?

if there's an age group lower than the one you're in, at least from an academic perspective, it's news to me. i'm not sure where "heterosexuality" fits into your views on children -- and i'm frankly scared to ask -- but a morbidly virginal teenboy shouldn't be allowed to discuss sexual preference until he's been preferred enough to HAVE sex, as it were.

[rocketman]

there's nothing to explain, because i've never argued that, nor has maf. wait, does UT have rainbows in it?

Whenever you're playing it, yes.

if there's an age group lower than the one you're in, at least from an academic perspective, it's news to me. i'm not sure where "heterosexuality" fits into your views on children -- and i'm frankly scared to ask -- but a morbidly virginal teenboy shouldn't be allowed to discuss sexual preference until he's been preferred enough to HAVE sex, as it were.

Being in a relationship for almost 3 years (yes, I'm out of high school! OMGOSH), I'd have to be pretty fucking pathetic to still be a virgin. Almost was pathetic as someone who reviews childish games as a hobby! Oh ho ho!

[Van Cruncheon]

as they so frequently say on your forum of origin, dode -- bubububububububu!

(not that i'd doubt how pathetic you are since videogaming seems to give you regular aneurysms, but hey)

[rocketman]

You're a cigarillo who plays cigarillo games. Period.

[Vizzys]

Topic locked. <3

Reason:

[MrAngryFace]

This was a great discussion.

[Vizzys]

It was, wasn't it?

[MrAngryFace]

I think so.

[Vizzys]

I concur.