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« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2008, 03:40:22 AM »




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« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2008, 03:44:24 AM »
^ skeletons dont have eyes... dont be daft
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« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2008, 03:45:45 AM »
the boxart had eyes, boyo
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« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2008, 03:46:17 AM »
its clearly incorrect
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« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2008, 03:46:36 AM »
I think your face is incorrect!
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« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2008, 03:47:13 AM »
you would say that
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« Reply #67 on: June 27, 2008, 03:10:02 AM »
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« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2008, 03:18:57 AM »
lol Protoss what fucking bullshit

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

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Recessed eyes and that brow ridge hints at Diablo.

LK fakeout ftl here as its such cockteasing :dizzy
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« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2008, 03:22:59 AM »
PC fans are no worse than nintards... lmao Borys
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« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2008, 03:23:26 AM »
There's enough runes for a pentagram now tho
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« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2008, 03:26:06 AM »
What the hell is that purple thing, exactly? A Barney/dodo-bird-on-crack hybrid?

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« Reply #72 on: June 27, 2008, 03:31:08 AM »
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« Reply #73 on: June 27, 2008, 03:34:06 AM »
Could it be? COULD IT BE?
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« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2008, 03:35:38 AM »
IT HAS TO BE.
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« Reply #75 on: June 27, 2008, 03:36:32 AM »
Lets take some time to frown at Warhammer and its art :(

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« Reply #76 on: June 27, 2008, 03:38:32 AM »
Holy crap, I didn't know Warhammer looked that bad :lol
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« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2008, 03:41:22 AM »
I've always disliked their warcraft art. :(
Anyhow:
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« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2008, 03:43:16 AM »
Warhammer just looks like extreme everquest lol
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« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2008, 03:45:06 AM »
The ice is definitely melting in the form of a Pentagram
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« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2008, 03:48:39 AM »
ONLY ONE DUDE COULD MELT ICE LIKE THAT

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« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2008, 03:49:42 AM »
If there was ever a world of starcraft, I'd so be a firebat stimpacked out of his fucking mind.
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« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2008, 03:51:20 AM »
I dont even want starcraft II, I just like trollin
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« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2008, 03:53:56 AM »
I know you do and bless you for it as you do it so well.
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« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2008, 03:55:24 AM »
Fuckers tricked me with that stupid ice. HELL IS NOT COLD GODDAMNIT
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« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2008, 03:58:37 AM »
Fuckers tricked me with that stupid ice. HELL IS NOT COLD GODDAMNIT

I still think its related to the arreat summit.

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« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2008, 04:01:54 AM »
Fuckers tricked me with that stupid ice. HELL IS NOT COLD GODDAMNIT

It is if it's frozen over, and that might be what it takes to get a Diablo 3.
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« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2008, 04:03:46 AM »
Fuckers tricked me with that stupid ice. HELL IS NOT COLD GODDAMNIT

Not according to ol Dante:



The Ninth Circle is ringed by classical and Biblical giants. The giants are standing either on, or on a ledge above, the ninth circle of Hell, and are visible from the waist up at the ninth circle of the Malebolge. The giant Antaeus lowers Dante and Virgil into the pit that forms the ninth circle of Hell. (Canto XXXI) Traitors, distinguished from the "merely" fraudulent in that their acts involve betraying one in a special relationship to the betrayer, are frozen in a lake of ice known as Cocytus. Each group of traitors is encased in ice to a different depth, ranging from only the waist down to complete immersion. The circle is divided into four concentric zones:

Round 1: Caïna, named for Cain, is home to traitors to their kindred. The souls here are immersed in the ice up to their necks. (Canto XXXII)
Round 2: Antenora is named for Antenor of Troy, who according to medieval tradition betrayed his city to the Greeks. Traitors to political entities, such as party, city, or country, are located here. Count Ugolino pauses from gnawing on the head of his rival Archbishop Ruggieri to describe how Ruggieri imprisoned and starved him and his children. The souls here are immersed at almost the same level as those in Caïna, except they are unable to bend their necks. (Cantos XXXII and XXXIII)
Round 3: Ptolomæa is probably named for Ptolemy, the captain of Jericho, who invited Simon Maccabaeus and his sons to a banquet and then killed them. Traitors to their guests are punished here. Fra Alberigo explains that sometimes a soul falls here before the time that Atropos (the Fate who cuts the thread of life) should send it. Their bodies on Earth are immediately possessed by a fiend. The souls here are immersed so much that only half of their faces are visible. As they cry, their tears freeze and seal their eyes shut- they are denied even the comfort of tears. (Canto XXXIII)
Round 4: Judecca, named for Judas the Iscariot, Biblical betrayer of Christ, is for traitors to their lords and benefactors. All of the sinners punished within are completely encapsulated in ice, distorted to all conceivable positions.
 
Satan is trapped in the frozen central zone in the Ninth Circle of Hell, Inferno, Canto 34.
Dante and Virgil, with no one to talk to, quickly move on to the center of hell. Condemned to the very center of hell for committing the ultimate sin (treachery against God) is Satan, who has three faces, one red, one black, and one a pale yellow, each having a mouth that chews on a prominent traitor. Satan himself is represented as a giant, terrifying beast, weeping tears from his six eyes, which mix with the traitors' blood sickeningly. He is waist deep in ice, and beats his six wings as if trying to escape, but the icy wind that emanates only further ensures his imprisonment (as well as that of the others in the ring). The sinners in the mouths of Satan are Brutus and Cassius in the left and right mouths, respectively, who were involved in the assassination of Julius Caesar (an act which, to Dante, represented the destruction of a unified Italy), and Judas Iscariot (the namesake of this zone) in the central, most vicious mouth, who betrayed Jesus. Judas is being administered the most horrifying torture of the three traitors, his head in the mouth of Lucifer, and his back being forever skinned by the claws of Lucifer. (Canto XXXIV) What is seen here is a perverted trinity. Satan is impotent, ignorant, and evil while God can be attributed as the opposite: all powerful, all knowing, and good. The two poets escape by climbing down the ragged fur of Lucifer, passing through the center of the earth, emerging in the other hemisphere just before dawn on Easter Sunday beneath a sky studded with stars.
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« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2008, 04:05:44 AM »
I'll just go back to playing the real Diablo 3, then.

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« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2008, 04:06:33 AM »
What if it is SC2 4th race Xel'Naga or whatever they're called?

Then I'd nerdrage such that would only be tempered by it being SC and not WoW stuff.
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« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2008, 04:18:21 AM »
What if it is SC2 4th race Xel'Naga or whatever they're called?

Then I'd nerdrage such that would only be tempered by it being SC and not WoW stuff.
:lol I almost half-hope that it turns out to be a huge hoax and at the end of this Blizzard goes "HAH we got you bitches good" so I can hear every PC gamer cry out across the internet in unison.

I would love to see Diablo 3, but I find myself being a lot less excited about this than I would have been 3 years ago, before WoW consumed me.
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« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2008, 07:08:19 AM »
WAR will shit all over WoW and its shitty PvP.

From what I've seen of the beta, the PvP (sorry, RvR  :-X) looks depressingly vapid and slow-paced. Of course, it might be too soon to say. Still, Blizzard has had 4 years on Mythic to fine-tune PvP; I can't see them being able to close the gap anytime soon. Plus, with the level of competition arena is now reaching with the recent attention from MLG, things can only get better. The one thing Warhammer's PvP has going for it is the myriad of classes (careers  ::)), something arena in WoW suffers from.

Then again, I am a good bit biased.

Not going to lie, though. As far as graphics go, Conan and Warhammer both look wayyyyyy better. Hopefully WotLK steps it up a little.

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« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2008, 09:21:02 AM »
Ir eally enjoyed my time with WoW, but now I am looking for something a bit different.  LorTO was kind of a step in the right direction with strong story elements and the like, but there were many FORCED group quests which were needed to advance the main plot along.  the issue was that it was quite difficult to find a full party in those early level ranges.  also, the crafting was really kind of horrible.

Conan, on the other hand does a lot of stuff right so I'm with it for now.

I'd LOVE to see Warhammer come out and do even greater things because I'm a fan of the original tabletop game, but I'm not really holding my breath too much at this point.
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« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2008, 10:04:28 AM »
Yeah as a former Wow junkie i was super stoked on Warhammer. PVP on WOW blows . Fuck Arenas.

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« Reply #94 on: June 27, 2008, 10:50:40 AM »
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« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2008, 11:45:35 AM »
What if it is SC2 4th race Xel'Naga or whatever they're called?

We know it's a game announcement. Multiple Blizzard employees at WWI are on-record at this point.
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« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2008, 03:01:31 PM »
DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES
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« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2008, 03:09:40 PM »
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« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2008, 06:11:31 PM »
Would anyone be disappointed if D3 turned out to be a subscribtion based MMO?

Yes but I'd probably get back into mmos for it.
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« Reply #100 on: June 27, 2008, 06:16:38 PM »
Also Arena is shit and not PvP. Keep your E-sports in Korea. I want effin Keep Sieges and Total War, not waiting around a guy in a tuxedo for some 3 vs 3 crap.

Yeah as a former Wow junkie i was super stoked on Warhammer. PVP on WOW blows . Fuck Arenas.

Sounds like baddy talk to me LOLO

Borys: What is that from?
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« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2008, 06:20:21 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: June 27, 2008, 06:59:23 PM »
Baddy talk?
I'm a filthy WoW elitist
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« Reply #103 on: June 27, 2008, 07:59:26 PM »
Speaking of Diablo, I really want to play II again, but I just can't do it without LoD's updates. I have the disk, but the case and key have vanished somewhere.

Does anybody have a key they can PM me? I really wanna play.  :'(
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« Reply #104 on: June 27, 2008, 08:01:02 PM »
Speaking of Diablo, I really want to play II again, but I just can't do it without LoD's updates. I have the disk, but the case and key have vanished somewhere.

Does anybody have a key they can PM me? I really wanna play.  :'(
http://www.aleegame.com/index.php?categoryID=5697

$5.95 for a set of keys that will work on b.net
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« Reply #105 on: June 28, 2008, 03:18:12 AM »
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« Reply #106 on: June 28, 2008, 03:28:52 AM »
diablo 3 console exclusive
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« Reply #107 on: June 28, 2008, 03:30:08 AM »
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« Reply #108 on: June 28, 2008, 03:34:12 AM »
Just announce this bitch already.

Wait, it is apparently Starcraft.

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« Reply #109 on: June 28, 2008, 03:35:18 AM »
Just announce this bitch already.

Wait, it is apparently Starcraft.

only a few short hours...

Starcraft?
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« Reply #110 on: June 28, 2008, 03:38:44 AM »


The face almost matches up.

Who knows...soon.

Personally I would rather have Diablo 3 than Starcraft whatever or Warcraft who?

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« Reply #111 on: June 28, 2008, 03:49:51 AM »
Ugh... it's obvious it's Arthas now :'(

don't give up hope :(
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« Reply #112 on: June 28, 2008, 03:56:19 AM »
Not sure why you think its Arthas. The face match up shit is bullshit. Two diablo boxarts have matched up just as well. Hell doesnt have to be hot, as written by Dante, and there's some kind of claw thing in the lower right corner of the opening. The ridge above the eyes DOESNT exactly match Arthas helmet, so its not like he wore a special one for that. It most closely resembles Tassadar but like wtf would that even mean? The smiley rune is clearly there to throw people off the pentagram.

Someone also noted the smiley rune is next to the diablo rune.
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« Reply #113 on: June 28, 2008, 04:00:58 AM »
Fuck this! Instead of making us guess, they have us confused with 3 definite results.  IT is probably Justice League Task Force 2 or some shit just to piss everyone off.

oh shit, whats all this then.

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« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2008, 04:05:07 AM »
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« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2008, 04:06:23 AM »
that koolaid guy photoshop in the gaf thread amused me
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« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2008, 04:18:59 AM »
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« Reply #117 on: June 28, 2008, 04:20:00 AM »
Am I supposed to be noticing the youporn or suicide site?

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« Reply #118 on: June 28, 2008, 04:21:33 AM »
Am I supposed to be noticing the youporn or suicide site?

yes, this is from the SC2 announcement thread

the poster said, "I'm ready for anything!" :lol
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« Reply #119 on: June 28, 2008, 04:32:09 AM »
that browser screenshot is really A+

hello what's this in the goody bag for WWI guests:

http://www.worldofwar.net/gallery/data/500/Notebook.jpg
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