Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?

[T234]

I just did, and it was unpleasant!

[Bildi]

Was it a big one - like you hadn't been for a few days?

[T234]

No, I have been shittin like the car is on fire for the past few days.

[Bildi]

So you're regular? 

Nice. 

[T234]

It was kinda liquidy, and I had TREMENDO gas.

[max_cool]

It was kinda liquidy, and I had TREMENDO gas.

ah ha!
Your teeth chatterin' was most likely the result of loss of body heat from the hot hot shit you took.

[T234]

I have been kinda cold since then.

[muckhole]

 

Next time take something to bite down on.

[WrikaWrek]

I've taken shits so hard that they made me cry.

[Ganhyun]

Just drink something kinda warm and u should be ok. But yea, at least you werent like the guy on gaf who hadnt shit for like a week.

[Phoenix Dark]

"lol noobs"

[Tauntaun]

Was it like this?

[TakingBackSunday]

My bowel cycle is unusually different than everyone elses--I go like every two or three days (it's been that way since I was young, meh), but I never have overly-painful ones.  When I do get that one that just doesn't want to come out, it really does suck.  It affects your entire body, heh.

[Crushed]

"Have you ever taken a dump so big that yer pants fit better afterwards?"

[Tauntaun]

"Have you ever taken a dump so big that yer pants fit better afterwards?"

Most definitely. 

[Candyflip]

My bowel cycle is unusually different than everyone elses--I go like every two or three days (it's been that way since I was young, meh), but I never have overly-painful ones.  When I do get that one that just doesn't want to come out, it really does suck.  It affects your entire body, heh.

Me too. It's not like I don't have enough fiber in my diet, either. Sometimes I wonder if I subconsciously suppress the urge to go.

[hyp]

i just took a shit.  it was nice and smoooooth.  fiber FTW

[Tauntaun]

I just took a very satisfying dump about 10 min. ago.