Author Topic: tvc is an uncultured bastard (Read 3322 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** June 24, 2008, 10:05:27 PM »

TVC says:
I am kinda hungry. Maybe I will go into Hellevue and search for fuud
TVC says:
What sounds guud
Drinky says:
cheez nips
TVC says:
Cheese Nips don't have a taste!
Drinky says:
Cheez Its don't
Drinky says:
CHEEZ NIPS do!
TVC says:
THEY ARE THE SAME THING
Drinky says:
clearly you are no shitty baked snack connoisseur

this man is high and shames all americans

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:06:46 PM »

I proposed that we have a blind taste test to tell them apart. Any losers of the taste test must read and do a book report on:

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:07:07 PM »

Cheez Its taste like a mans taint.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:07:21 PM »

also he is a MONSTER GHOST

i will take this test

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:08:36 PM »

You've probably already read that book!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:09:29 PM »

cheez-its are bland and disgusting. cheese nips are the congealed oils used by god when sexing the virgin mary's asshole, and are so delicious even the devil shits rainbows after eating them. cheese nips also have the added benefit of being named after the race sexually preferred by lyte edge and ichirou, which automatically gives them evilbore credibility.

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:09:49 PM »

Do icons only talk about, and with icons exclusively??

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:10:49 PM »

who -- no, what the fuck are you?

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:10:50 PM »

the fuck?

cheese nips are far worse than cheez-its

DAMN YOUSE

Crushed · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:11:29 PM »

Cheez-Its are good, but drinking any kind of carbonated beverage afterwards leaves a bizarre battery acid like taste in your mouth.

Anyone who thinks it and Cheese Nips are even remotely similar should be dragged through the streets and ceremoniously gelded.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:13:25 PM

EVERYBODY LOVES CHEDDAR CHEESE SNACK CRACKERS. THEY'RE CHEESY AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.

But neither of them taste remotely like cheese!

Grecco · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:14:40 PM »

I like Goldfish crackers myself

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:15:46 PM »

they go passably with a light beef bourguignonne and a mid-market austrian pinot noir, foodie

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:17:44 PM »

BETTER BE RAGGIN ON MAH CHEEZ-ITS NOW

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:16:20 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2008, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:13:25 PM
EVERYBODY LOVES CHEDDAR CHEESE SNACK CRACKERS. THEY'RE CHEESY AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.

But neither of them taste remotely like cheese!
THEY'RE ~~CHEESY~~ AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.
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I can't stand either
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I always thought eating cheese its/nips was basically like saying "I kinda want things on my mouth that I can chew on, but I don't care what they taste like, or even if they have a taste at all! Hey, where's a box of baked shit to eat?"

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:19:18 PM »

where the FUCK am I :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:19:21 PM »

you'd eat them if they came in a honey mustard flavor!

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:19:21 PM

you'd eat them if they came in a honey mustard flavor!

I wouldn't if they tasted as much like honey mustard as cheese its/nips taste like cheese, ie NOT AT ALL ALIKE.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:21:31 PM »

what is wrong with the flavor of CHEEZ i ask the court

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:22:56 PM »

you'd totally put these in your mouth, and by mouth i mean asshole

mmm, himu snax

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:23:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:21:31 PM

what is wrong with the flavor of CHEEZ i ask the court

They don't taste like cheese!AT ALL!

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:25:17 PM »

Professor Prole, more like Professor

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:26:18 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #23 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:27:34 PM »

WARNING!
IT GOOD.

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:22:56 PM

mmm, himu snax

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:35:49 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:09:29 PM

cheez-its are bland and disgusting. cheese nips are the congealed oils used by god when sexing the virgin mary's asshole, and are so delicious even the devil shits rainbows after eating them. cheese nips also have the added benefit of being named after the race sexually preferred by lyte edge and ichirou, which automatically gives them evilbore credibility.

*slow clap*
*adjusts monocle*

A very spirited summation old chap, but you're forgetting one thing...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2008, 12:01:25 AM »

Quote from: Grecco on June 24, 2008, 10:14:40 PM

I like Goldfish crackers myself

If you put those in some thin soup, it's pretty awesome.

And cheez-nips/its taste more like a fried grilled cheese sandwhich or something. They don't taste like cheese alone but they don't need to.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2008, 12:28:46 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2008, 12:34:51 AM »

It was just posted a couple of hours ago on GAF. I would've posted it too.

Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:34:33 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2008, 10:06:46 PM

I proposed that we have a blind taste test to tell them apart. Any losers of the taste test must read and do a book report on:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2290/9b55a67f505cdf36d37dc00dw5.jpg

Dafydd Ab Hugh!

Last time I heard about this guy it was as a wingnut who sometimes subs for Michelle Malkin. Here's a post by Teresa Nielsen Hayden from around that time, including the quote "[p]eople who’ve argued with Dafydd have frequently been far more diligent, responsible, and hygienic than he has."

No idea why she'd throw hygenic in there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:35:30 AM »

fuck I had better win this taste test.

Mandark · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:38:57 AM »

You should email Ab Hugh and ask for some tips. Seems like he'd be a bit of a lay expert in the Cheez milieu.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »

Once again PP proves that age begats wisdom. Cheese Nips, while disgusting, absolutely have a taste. Cheese-Its taste like powdered air. A blind and deaf monkey could tell the difference.

Eric P · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:49:06 AM »

i'm a fan of the 100 calorie packs of baked cheese nips

salty, cheddary, and no HFCS

Reb · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:25:50 AM »

Wow, that Sienfeld strip is perfect.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:29:44 AM »

cheese nips? what the fuck?

CheezIts>*

i luv the tobasco version

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:33:26 AM »

they're both pretty fucking disgusting even for a low class snack

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