who is GuardianSalmon on AIM??

[xnikki118x]

They are talking to me and I don't know them and I am drunk.

Help me, EvilBore!

[xnikki118x]

TVC do you know who it is?

[TVC15]

No idea.  I have not heard the name before.  Himu is trying to cyber with people tonight, so it might be him.

[etiolate]

synbios was always obsessed with you and salmon have fins

[xnikki118x]

synbios was always obsessed with you and salmon have fins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG.

[Vizzys]

http://wizzardess.livejournal.com/tag/salmon+phenom

what I found

google makes me the king of internet detectives

[xnikki118x]

They just signed off. Hmm.

Thanks TVC. I don't think they are a bot. I wonder.

[TVC15]

What did they say?  Did they seem like an evilborean?

[demi]

You got SALMONED

Salmoning is where a random person connects to you, but you dont know its them, they come up as [ADJECTIVE]Salmon

Its totally harmless, just play along

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby

[demi]

Nikki, PM me some panty shots.

[TVC15]

and PM me some Middleswarth and/or tastycake shots

[xnikki118x]

Nikki, PM me some panty shots.

Haha Ecro would be sad!

and PM me some Middleswarth and/or tastycake shots

YOU AM FAMILIAR WIF MIDDLESWARTH AND TASTYCAKE>@>@>!>!!?!?!

[demi]

Ecro won't mind. I discussed it with him already. He's cool with it.

[TVC15]

I want the little chocolate covered peanut butter tastycakes.  They are the best.

[xnikki118x]

I want the little chocolate covered peanut butter tastycakes.  They are the best.

When did you live here!?!?!?!

Ecro won't mind. I discussed it with him already. He's cool with it.

You said you wouldn't. You said you [i[couldn't[/i].

[xnikki118x]

Maybe it was a bot I dunno. It typed in orangey brown COMIC SANS MS.





GuardianSalmon: Prove the theory of gravity in twenty words or less.
xnikki118x: What goes up must come down.
xnikki118x: And stuff falls onyour head.
GuardianSalmon: Handbanana's gon rape you.
GuardianSalmon: Handbanana!
xnikki118x: okay
GuardianSalmon: HANDBANANA!
xnikki118x: who is this?
GuardianSalmon: Mmmm... whatchu wearin, sugatits?
xnikki118x: lol who is this?
GuardianSalmon: This is Handbanana.
GuardianSalmon: I was made in a pool. Out of dna. And a box.
GuardianSalmon: And i'm gonna rape you.
xnikki118x: wtf?
GuardianSalmon: Mmm.. you smell nice, sugatits
xnikki118x: lol are you my cat? because no one else is in my roomn
GuardianSalmon: Yes. I'm your cat.
GuardianSalmon: I gots a little computa in mah hed, and i'm usin it telepatick-ly
GuardianSalmon: to type on the interwebs
GuardianSalmon: to letchu know
GuardianSalmon: I'ma rape you! Cuz you smell so nice...
GuardianSalmon: HANDBANANA!
xnikki118x: hm
GuardianSalmon: whateva bullshit name you had for me before? Forgetit. Fluffy or fuzzums or precious or whatever you called me? Out the window.
GuardianSalmon: From now on, you feed me when i say so, and you refer to me as Sex Master Handbanana.
GuardianSalmon: You got that?
xnikki118x: you don't know me ivf you don't know the name of my cat!
xnikki118x: and i don't know anyone who uses COMIC SANS
GuardianSalmon: Man that says a lot about your personal life that everyone who knows you also knows your cat's name. I mean, I'm your fuckin cat, and I don't even know my name!
GuardianSalmon: Shit! It's HANDBANANA!
GuardianSalmon: also, betch, this is arial narrow! Get my telepatic font STRAITGHT!
xnikki118x: who are you?
GuardianSalmon: Now, stroke me...
GuardianSalmon: HAAAAAND
GuardianSalmon: BAAANAAAANAAAAA!!!!!!
xnikki118x: where do you know me from?
GuardianSalmon: The house, mostly. Handbanana knows all
GuardianSalmon: he sees all!
GuardianSalmon: he speaks in the third person!
GuardianSalmon: Tonight... you.
GuardianSalmon: Tell me, what's yo favourite color!
xnikki118x: tonight...you
xnikki118x: you know it
GuardianSalmon: you gon get raped!
xnikki118x: nnah
GuardianSalmon: Damn right I do bitch! It's green!
xnikki118x: nah.
GuardianSalmon: Liar!
GuardianSalmon: It's green! You just said I know it!
xnikki118x: never was either. nope.
GuardianSalmon: And if I know it, then it's green!
GuardianSalmon: Tell me i'm right, bitch!
xnikki118x: rofl no
xnikki118x: who are you?
GuardianSalmon: I'm an individual, one sentient consciousness floating the cosmos on a rock called earth, i'm God, subjectively experiencing it's own existence, I am divinity, as are you, as is everything. I am everything. I am one with the all.
GuardianSalmon: Who are you?
xnikki118x: you know me if you IMed me.
GuardianSalmon: Wait! Don't tell me! I know!
GuardianSalmon: You're that one chick who is going to get RAPED BY HANDBANANA TONIGHT!
GuardianSalmon: YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!
GuardianSalmon: right?
GuardianSalmon: right?
xnikki118x: my dad will kill you
GuardianSalmon: yeah.
xnikki118x: he's a big man
GuardianSalmon: aaaaahahahahaha
GuardianSalmon: no, sweetie, he's gon get raped too!
xnikki118x: lol he will kill you
GuardianSalmon: He's a big man? Oh, he'll SEE what a big man is... he'll FEEL what a big man is when he is entered by HANDBANANA!!!
GuardianSalmon: Then he will know the TRUE definition of a BIG MAN!
GuardianSalmon: although really, i'm more of a masculine, non gendere'd hand
GuardianSalmon: as i was created, not born, from a tub of dna and a box and some electricity
xnikki118x: how did you find my SN?
Previous message was not received by GuardianSalmon because of error: User GuardianSalmon is not available.

xnikki118x: are you there?
xnikki118x: himu??
xnikki118x: himumu? synbios?
xnikki118x: are you there?
GuardianSalmon: what the hell is himumu?
xnikki118x: someone i kn ow
Previous message was not received by GuardianSalmon because of error: User GuardianSalmon is not available.

[TVC15]

I lived there until 2004!  Remember, I may or may not have seen you working at a pretzel stand when I visited PA during Xmas 2006.

[Joe Molotov]

That'd have to be a pretty good bot.

[xnikki118x]

I lived there until 2004!  Remember, I may or may not have seen you working at a pretzel stand when I visited PA during Xmas 2006.

I worked at Subway! And I remember I may have seen you.

Did you know you can buy Middleswarth online?!?!

That'd have to be a pretty good bot.

My thoughts exactly. Too bad they aren't online anymore.


When I was in like junior high I used to IM SmarterChild and be like "are you my mother?" and it would define the word "mother". That's a bot. I don't think this was a bot.

[TVC15]

Subway, yes it was, my bad.  I can't recall the exact places I ate at while on vacation like a year and a half ago.

I saw somewhere to buy Middleswarth online but they only sold in bulk, which would be gluttonous.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

the strawberry jam and golden cake ones are the best

most authentic cheesesteak shops also carry tastykakes, look for one in your area

[xnikki118x]

Subway, yes it was, my bad.  I can't recall the exact places I ate at while on vacation like a year and a half ago.

I saw somewhere to buy Middleswarth online but they only sold in bulk, which would be gluttonous.

I just sent Mupepe a package with Middleswarth chips in it. He'll TASTE THE GLORY.

http://www.pasnacks.com/middleswarthchips.htm

the strawberry jam and golden cake ones are the best

most authentic cheesesteak shops also carry tastykakes, look for one in your area

I like the chocolate peanut butter ones TVC mentioned.

Strawberry golden cake? Whaaat?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Strawberry golden cake? Whaaat?

[TVC15]

Strawberry golden cake? Whaaat?

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It's all about these, you bitch:

[Howard Alan Treesong]

jam > butterscotch > peanut butter

Krimpets® Case contains 18 Family Pack boxes (6 individually wrapped packages per box, 2 cakes per package)
$65.99

That's 216 Tastykakes for $65.99, or 31 cents per Tastykake. Man, I should buy that case.

[TVC15]

The butterscotch might, might be better.  I haven't had these things since at least 2004.

[Vizzys]

lol handbanana

[xnikki118x]

I wish the chocolate krimpets were chocolate cake and chocolate icing. Unfortunately they are only chocolate icing. Sad!

I didn't know what HANDBANANA was. Oops.

[Vizzys]

minor character from aqua teen hunger force

loves licking himself

and rape

[xnikki118x]

Oh well. I love you guys.

[Eric P]

again, if you people need tastykakes airdropped, i can just mail them to you