Author Topic: I LOL'd at Mind of Mencia a couple minutes ago... (Read 2089 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** November 14, 2006, 10:12:39 PM »

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I was eating a pot pie while watching South Park tonight, and after it went off Mind of Mencia came on. I can't stand him, but since my remote control doesn't work, and I didn't feel like getting off the couch to change the channel...I watched some of it. Well Mencia made me laugh...

"Comedy Centreal tells me I can't make any gay jokes, but let me tell you: if you can take a penis you can take a joke"

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I was disgusted with myself after that, so I turned it off. EvilBore, I have disgraced you

NebraskanSnatch · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:20:32 PM »

Is Evilbore surpised?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:22:17 PM »

Pfft he sucks, but that quote made me laugh out loud $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:24:47 PM »

Maybe you had to be there to hear the delivery, but it didn't even make me chuckle. However, since you're a fan of Malcolm X, I thought I'd bring this up to you. Why can't more civil rights organizations have as much common sense as UNIA? Marcus Garvey is man I could get behind.

I like this quote from him:

Care should be taken that the punishment does not exceed the guilt; and also that some men do not suffer for offenses for which others are not even indicted.

He also said one that I'm going to paraphrase...

If you believe that the negro has a soul and that the negro is a man, you must be willing to accept that the negro is a capable of the same atrocities committed by white men.

Start worshipping him, PD!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:27:14 PM »

Oh and...

W.E.B. Du Bois>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Malcolm X

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:31:26 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:27:14 PM

Oh and...

W.E.B. Du Bois>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Malcolm X

Du Bois>Malcolm X>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Booker T

I have no respect for Booker T Washington.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:32:59 PM »

Mind of Mencia is such a misleading title. I haven't seen any evidence that half-bright fuckwit has a mind.

Oh, and

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Lol PD likes Mencia

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Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:33:21 PM »

I would agree except you don't see any "Malcolm X" Highschool's, do you? lolz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:33:21 PM

I would agree except you don't see any "Malcolm X" Highschool's, do you? lolz

For obvious reasons. Booker T sucked up to the white man and told distinguished black fellow jokes in the presense of American presidents. His talking points are the foundation of the Republican party's social/economic plan for poor people (boot straps my ass). Du Bois spent years arguing against Booker T, and today very few people rememeber him which is sad.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 10:36:41 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:33:21 PM
I would agree except you don't see any "Malcolm X" Highschool's, do you? lolz

For obvious reasons. Booker T sucked up to the white man and told distinguished black fellow jokes in the presense of American presidents. His talking points are the foundation of the Republican party's social/economic plan for poor people (boot straps my ass). Du Bois spent years arguing against Booker T, and today very few people rememeber him which is sad.

Don't knock the social/economic plans for poor people! I say fuck 'em! But yes, I have a rather infuriating hate for Booker T and those who worship him. Dubois and Garvey make up the list of people I find truly inspirational for civil rights movements.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:51:40 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 10:36:41 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:33:21 PM
I would agree except you don't see any "Malcolm X" Highschool's, do you? lolz

For obvious reasons. Booker T sucked up to the white man and told distinguished black fellow jokes in the presense of American presidents. His talking points are the foundation of the Republican party's social/economic plan for poor people (boot straps my ass). Du Bois spent years arguing against Booker T, and today very few people rememeber him which is sad.
Don't knock the social/economic plans for poor people! I say fuck 'em! But yes, I have a rather infuriating hate for Booker T and those who worship him. Dubois and Garvey make up the list of people I find truly inspirational for civil rights movements.

These are people who didn't sit back complaining while demonizing white people or bashing the president (fuck you Jesse Jackson, Sharpton). These guys created the blueprint for a movement while offering up exciting solutions to problems and questions. It's sad that the black community is lacking a true spokesman, or "leader" anymore. Jackson simply doesn't cut it

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:37:40 PM »

Carlos Mencia is the most obnoxious person on the face of the planet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 14, 2006, 11:37:40 PM

Carlos Mencia is the most obnoxious person on the face of the planet.

"So I'm talking to my friend Willco one day, and he's a jew. Anyone have a jewish friend, anyone? Anyone? So I ask him hey, can I borrow some money to get some cookies, you know like MMMMM COOKIES COOKIES! And he's all like I don't have money for cookies, but I have money for rice. Pulling the, WHHOOOSHH switch-er-oo! So I'm all like, dude, no, I don't want any rice, I want cookies, you know like MMMMM COOKIES COOKIES! So it's clear he doesn't get the joke right, and he's all like dude, my girlfriend is Chinese but she might be lying. I think she's actually Japanese. And I'm like, you're the smartest race in the world and you don't know the difference between Japanese ROOOARRRR GODZILLIA and Chinese KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING TONSILS culture? And he never gave me my MMMM COOKIE COOKIES!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:49:39 PM »

Dane Cook is easily a billion times better than Carlos Mencia. Not even a contest.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:51:20 PM »

True...but I must say he can be very annoying, and his hardcore fans...shit

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:57:54 PM »

He's not obnoxious though. Carlos Mencia KILLS BRAIN CELLS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2006, 12:01:21 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 14, 2006, 11:57:54 PM

He's not obnoxious though. Carlos Mencia KILLS BRAIN CELLS

Mencia tries to pull the whole "racial stereotype" jig, but in the end with him it devolves down to "black people talk like this, white people walk like this, my beaner mom acts like this...etc"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2006, 12:13:56 AM »

DUR DEE DURR

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:26:38 PM »

Yeah, Carlos Mencia should be Euthanized. What's worse is how the audience cheers with his racist, tasteless humor.

I will concede that I did like that Dee Dee Dee song.

$:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:27:14 PM

Oh and...

W.E.B. Du Bois>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Malcolm X

WRONG.

Okay...but Malcolm is my hero and you shut up. NOW.

Godammit read the Autobiography of Malcolm X!

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:47:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 15, 2006, 02:28:53 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 10:27:14 PM
Oh and...

W.E.B. Du Bois>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Malcolm X

WRONG.

Okay...but Malcolm is my hero and you shut up. NOW.

Godammit read the Autobiography of Malcolm X!

Why? Malcolm X was a hack compared to Dubois.

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Author Topic: I LOL'd at Mind of Mencia a couple minutes ago... (Read 2089 times)