Author Topic: MS responds to QORE with HORE (Read 7704 times)

Crushed · « **on:** June 25, 2008, 03:51:13 PM »

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We have a new Inside Xbox video partner: IGN. Check out my brief interview with Jessica Chobot...you get to see her each week now

Belmont vs. the 'Hobot. $:-\$

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:54:11 PM »

cajole is no longer 360 exclusive, shit...

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:55:33 PM »

phew, now my $50/yr is justified

duckman2000 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:56:40 PM »

I fucking hate Chobot. She isn't even that fucking hot, yet she has among gaming nerds and subsequently innocent bystanders been elevated to superhotsexbabe status because gaming nerds actually get off on tarts who lick gaming hardware.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:01:21 PM »

Hobot is hotter than Belmont though Belmont is probably the one you'll rather date long term.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:03:59 PM »

Chobot is one of the reasons gaming journalism will never exist.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:06:40 PM »

Pics of this bitch?

Tieno · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:09:29 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 25, 2008, 04:06:40 PM

Pics of this bitch?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:11:31 PM »

Oh, I know the PSP pic

I'd hit it

duckman2000 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:16:43 PM »

I'd "hit" anything (or I did, when I wasn't married), but that doesn't make the chick particularly hot. She's quite so-so, the kind of lower rung model you'd find in a calendar that a glue supplier would send to its industrial clients. She's thin and has a stripper sort of face, and that's about it. Her ascent to babe status serves as a reminder that gaming nerds are, in fact, very lame.

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on June 25, 2008, 04:09:29 PM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 25, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
Pics of this bitch?
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Only three of your pics are showing up for me.

Clearly airbrushed, but she's not as bad as everyone had lead me to believe! Can we get some shots of the other chick for comparison?

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:18:27 PM »

or that we like chicks that feign an interest in video games. i'm pretty sure that's it.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 25, 2008, 04:18:27 PM

or that we like chicks that feign an interest in video games. i'm pretty sure that's it.

Probably. She licks Wii lol

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 25, 2008, 04:18:27 PM

or that we like chicks that feign an interest in video games. i'm pretty sure that's it.

One got into this stuff by being an audio engineer and working the way up. The other licked a PSP and IGN hired her.

I do find it funny that Chobot licked a Sony device and is now working for Microsoft while Belmont hated on the PS3 and now works for Sony.

MCD · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:22:21 PM »

women.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:14:45 PM »

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Yeah i'll take chobot thank you very much.

HOT HOT HOT

Man i....

....just sayin

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:45:23 PM »

I'd JO to this chick during her segment but I dont want Major Nelson to abruptly walk in like HEY MICROSOFT FANS

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:58:30 PM »

We need pics of Belmont, because i'm guessing you're not talking about some japavania character

Tigerriot · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:47:13 PM »

I'd choose Belmont without question.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:58:50 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on June 25, 2008, 03:54:11 PM

cajole is no longer 360 exclusive, shit...

old joke, we already went over this in the Qore thread

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Still wasn't enough for me to buy a PS3

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:05:27 PM »

Hmmm.....

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I'd slay them both

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CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:07:07 PM »

Only a nerd would think Belmont > Chobot. Chobot's got a prettier face and a better bod. I threw a cigarette out the window of my car as I was driving past my campus and hit three Belmont's, almost ricocheting off a fourth. Completely average looking girl. I guess that's why she appeals to the geek crowd so much. By the way, I don't smoke. I just wanted to see how many I could hit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:07:19 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 25, 2008, 06:45:23 PM

I'd JO to this chick during her segment but I dont want Major Nelson to abruptly walk in like HEY MICROSOFT FANS

Getting "caught" by Major Nelson would be even worse than being caught by your parents.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:26:16 PM »

Yeah, even I can admit Chobot is hotter. Belmont posted on my blog, though, so she wins.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:37:36 PM »

Belmont has that Jade appeal, IE ugly manbitch but fetishized by the internet because she has tits and a hairy vag.

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:44:27 PM »

Get the balls off your face before you start throwing out senseless homo jargon about females.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:08:19 PM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 25, 2008, 08:07:07 PM

I threw a cigarette out the window of my car as I was driving past my campus and hit three Belmont's, almost ricocheting off a fourth.

Grecco · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:12:41 PM »

I have no idea who Veronica Belmont is

but Chobot is hot (AA SMH)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:21:50 PM »

I like Belmont more because it looks like she has bigger tits than Chobot and yes, I love them.

Many people get riled up over Chobot but it wasn't like gaming journalism was a bastion of intelligence before. It is a bunch of boxed frame glassed nerds wearing ironic T-Shirts that make inside jokes and Podcasts. I'd almost say Chobot is a step up from gaming journalism norms in general.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:22:04 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on June 25, 2008, 10:12:41 PM

I have no idea who Veronica Belmont is

Yeah, I'm scratching me head about this one too.

And I barely recognize the other.

Grecco · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 25, 2008, 10:22:04 PM

Quote from: Grecco on June 25, 2008, 10:12:41 PM
I have no idea who Veronica Belmont is

Yeah, I'm scratching me head about this one too.

And I barely recognize the other.

Jessica Chobot basically became famous for two reasons one of them was the im performing oral on a PSP pic the other, was she got an invite to E3 one year and trolled the fuck out of Nintendo on some blog. She made fun of the Nintendo Ds, Nintendogs, The Wii, she basically said Nintendo would be out of buisness by the next year or something stupid like that. Became famous on the internet and got hired by IGN. Fun stuff.

homborg · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:29:36 PM »

chobot looks like every other mousey-faced trophy wife whose face is going to look like the underside of a mexican hairless once she gets past 32

Grecco · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:32:57 PM »

Quote from: homborg on June 25, 2008, 10:29:36 PM

chobot looks like every other mousey-faced trophy wife whose face is going to look like the underside of a mexican hairless once she gets past 32

Shes 31 already i think

Jansen · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:41:20 PM »

being the extremely shallow guy that i am i'd probably find belmont more attractive if i could find pics of her nearly nude or on the shitter.

alas i cannot, so the baroness wins my penis.

31 already. you make it sound as if she's old

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:43:34 PM »

31 is old. It means she's had her vag pounded for about 16 years straight now.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:59:14 PM »

I expect you'll all be committing suicide at age 30, then

So you don't, you know, get old

SHITHEADS

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:05:25 PM »

old man in this thread

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:06:03 PM »

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Yeah i'll take chobot thank you very much.

HOT HOT HOT

Man i....

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....just sayin

OMG...that was so funny I had to show my wife.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:06:11 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 25, 2008, 08:37:36 PM

Belmont has that Jade appeal, IE ugly manbitch but fetishized by the internet because she has tits and a hairy vag.

didn't you claim that a girl can be healthy within a 150 pound range?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:09:54 PM »

This Chobot chick has a weird looking face.

I'll go with Belmont.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:18:03 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 25, 2008, 11:06:11 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 25, 2008, 08:37:36 PM
Belmont has that Jade appeal, IE ugly manbitch but fetishized by the internet because she has tits and a hairy vag.
didn't you claim that a girl can be healthy within a 150 pound range?

yes, because fat girls can be damn fine and aren't ugly manbitches.

Tigerriot · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:30:56 PM »

Quote from: homborg on June 25, 2008, 10:29:36 PM

chobot looks like every other mousey-faced trophy wife whose face is going to look like the underside of a mexican hairless once she gets past 32

This guy nailed it. Chobot is the shallow choice because she is fake tanned, and plays that slut role well.

But Belmont is the girl you spend the rest of your life with. I always go with that kind of choice. She'll also look better when she's 50.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:37:56 PM »

Are we seriously arguing this?

Really?

MCD · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:46:22 PM »

belmont is upscaled according to the pixel counter at b3d.

warm and soft.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:47:13 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2008, 11:37:56 PM

Are we seriously arguing this?

Really?

It's an important issue.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:59:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2008, 11:37:56 PM

Are we seriously arguing this?

Really?

Some of us can afford a choice, Cajole

Tieno · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:24:20 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 25, 2008, 11:59:17 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2008, 11:37:56 PM
Are we seriously arguing this?

Really?

Some of us can afford a choice, Cajole

Yeah, if you have both a PS3 and a 360 you can jerk off the both these girls.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:49:43 AM »

need more belmont pics pls

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2008, 07:48:53 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 25, 2008, 08:37:36 PM

Belmont has that Jade appeal, IE ugly manbitch but fetishized by the internet because she has tits and a hairy vag.

+1 for Belmont!!!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2008, 09:56:40 AM »

Guys who go for Belmount -> Insecure book worm bastards.

Guys who go with Chobot -> Bastards who want to party, fuck till the sky falls over.

Between being in a party or being in the library, fuck the library, i will be at the party.

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:38:41 AM »

Quote from: Tigerriot on June 25, 2008, 11:30:56 PM

Quote from: homborg on June 25, 2008, 10:29:36 PM
chobot looks like every other mousey-faced trophy wife whose face is going to look like the underside of a mexican hairless once she gets past 32

This guy nailed it. Chobot is the shallow choice because she is fake tanned, and plays that slut role well.

But Belmont is the girl you spend the rest of your life with. I always go with that kind of choice. She'll also look better when she's 50.

this post just made this the gayest fucking thread of all time.

cool breeze · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:18:42 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 26, 2008, 09:56:40 AM

Guys who go for Belmount -> Insecure book worm bastards.

Guys who go with Chobot -> Bastards who want to party, fuck till the sky falls over.

Between being in a party or being in the library, fuck the library, i will be at the party.

the fuck?

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:17:18 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 26, 2008, 04:49:43 AM

need more belmont pics pls

Agreed, Chobot had some of the glamor portrait type, Belmont didn't. More direct comparisons please.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:37:25 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on June 26, 2008, 11:18:42 AM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 26, 2008, 09:56:40 AM
Guys who go for Belmount -> Insecure book worm bastards.

Guys who go with Chobot -> Bastards who want to party, fuck till the sky falls over.

Between being in a party or being in the library, fuck the library, i will be at the party.

the fuck?

wrika came correct

homborg · « **Reply #54 on:** June 27, 2008, 11:41:41 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 26, 2008, 10:38:41 AM

Quote from: Tigerriot on June 25, 2008, 11:30:56 PM

This guy nailed it. Chobot is the shallow choice because she is fake tanned, and plays that slut role well.

But Belmont is the girl you spend the rest of your life with. I always go with that kind of choice. She'll also look better when she's 50.
this post just made this the gayest fucking thread of all time.

yeah I'd like to not be associated with that post plz

FatalT · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »

I just purchased the annual subscription to Qore. Eat my balls.

cool breeze · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2008, 01:52:59 PM »

Is Qore actually good or not? I mean, is it even worth the cost for an issue?

FatalT · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2008, 02:06:34 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on June 27, 2008, 01:52:59 PM

Is Qore actually good or not? I mean, is it even worth the cost for an issue?

I dunno. I guess. You get into the SOCOM Beta and you get Calling All Cars with the first issue or something like that. It seems pretty cool. You could probably find all these videos and things on Youtube or somewhere else for free. $25 a year is nothing to me, though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2008, 02:10:50 PM »

That Belmont chck has a jaw that makes Dick Tracy look like a regular human being.

cool breeze · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2008, 02:21:44 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on June 27, 2008, 02:06:34 PM

I dunno. I guess. You get into the SOCOM Beta and you get Calling All Cars with the first issue or something like that. It seems pretty cool. You could probably find all these videos and things on Youtube or somewhere else for free. $25 a year is nothing to me, though.

I might do it because I'm a whore for the beta and demos. I used to have subscriptions at IGN and Gamespot, but right now all I have is XBL, so $25 extra a year can't hurt. I mean, this month was the SOCOM beta, next month is the Naruto demo two or three weeks early, and eventually there will be a Resistance 2 beta.

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