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demi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:18:23 AM »

Looks great, will buy

Borys keep up the charade

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:19:11 AM »

That's the first blood I've seen from this game.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:21:00 AM »

Does anyone even care about the MK part of the game? I just want Batman vs. Superman. Batman should whip out his Kryptonite ring and melt Superman's face off as a fatality.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:21:47 AM »

Im just trying to wrap my mind around why Superman is having a problem

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:23:16 AM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on June 26, 2008, 02:21:47 AM

Im just trying to wrap my mind around why Superman is having a problem

Mortal Kombat universe takes place on a red sunned planet, confirmed?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:23:46 AM »

then whyz he shootan lazers

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:25:20 AM »

Maybe it's an orange sun, split the difference.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:26:40 AM »

Its just dumb, as dumb as yoda in SC4 blargh

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:27:14 AM »

This has the potential to beat out Justice League Task Force.

Bildi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:31:21 AM »

I just don't get this at all.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:35:54 AM »

The Flash's pose in that pic makes my pants dance.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:36:05 AM »

these screens make me go

Vrolokus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:38:30 AM »

#1 from Joystick Division's "Top 5 Superheroic Fatalities You WON'T See in MK vs. DC":

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#1. "Katch It Early"

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Upon experiencing a few rounds of MK vs. DC Kombat, Barry Allen takes a page from the Terminator films, scoops up a bazooka and runs so fast he rips through spacetime and finds himself in the past… where he can blow up Midway before it’s even built and save us from this game.

bork · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:38:50 AM »

Why can't they get over the cheesy digitized actor-style poses that all the characters have? Batman looks like a fucking doofus.

Quote from: swaggaz on June 26, 2008, 02:27:14 AM

This has the potential to beat out Justice League Task Force.

A game made by BLIZZARD!

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:43:58 AM »

Scorpion has excellent jazz hands

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:16:42 AM »

What's with the PS1-era CG look of this game?

Grecco · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2008, 09:35:28 AM »

Looks bad but as a Comic junkie i also see myself getting this anwyays.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:18:32 AM »

mortal kombat is fucking shit. somebody kill this series.

y2kev · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:29:43 AM »

is this UE3?

Enl · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:52:16 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 26, 2008, 09:07:46 AM

I really don't see who this is marketed to.

It's a company freakout. This is what happens when budgets get too big and a company is too scared to let a series just be. They start to take some stupid drastic measures to "change" a franchise to appeal to a broader, hipper audience. (ex. Sonic, Robocop, etc)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:09:36 PM »

...So this could be as shit as current gen Sonic is? Yikes. Good thing I stopped caring about MK back in the PSOne days.

Beezy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:14:17 PM »

Why the fuck does Mortal Kombat even exist anymore? Is it the fatalities?

Enl · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:17:30 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 26, 2008, 12:14:17 PM

Why the fuck does Mortal Kombat even exist anymore? Is it the fatalities?

Because blood is kewl and matoor, and having a bloody fighter makes you look awesome among you awesome friends.

(and it's also that some people still cling to the franchise because of the 2d Mortal Kombats in hopes that it will be their saving gracing from a flagging franchise which really wasn't that good in the first place.)

Hollywood · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:53:56 PM »

How the fuck are you supposed to kill Superman, without Kryptonite? Kicking him or trying to Sub Zero freeze him doesn't do shit. He could already just freeze fucking Sub Zero with his breath, or laser kill people with his eyes, not to mention the super speed and strength and stuff.

Do people think about these issues in life anymore damnit?

Jansen · « **Reply #25 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:18:59 PM »

superman is weakened by the MK universes magic

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:44:33 PM »

It's a videogame, there doesn't have to be logic. What is wrong with you?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:28:24 PM »

so much homo

Why is there gay spanking?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 26, 2008, 06:22:23 PM »

Every single screen is chock full of gay subtext.

This might be the gayest game to ever be released.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:15:10 PM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on June 26, 2008, 02:21:47 AM

Im just trying to wrap my mind around why Superman is having a problem

maybe in the DCU he's a quasi-regular person, like on Krypton

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on June 26, 2008, 01:53:56 PM

How the fuck are you supposed to kill Superman, without Kryptonite? Kicking him or trying to Sub Zero freeze him doesn't do shit. He could already just freeze fucking Sub Zero with his breath, or laser kill people with his eyes, not to mention the super speed and strength and stuff.

Do people think about these issues in life anymore damnit?

IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME

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I know you're just joking.

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Yeti · « **Reply #31 on:** June 27, 2008, 02:42:24 AM »

Superman IS weak against magic, I hadn't considered that.

Still, how would a character like Sonya beat him, or even worse, Striker.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** June 27, 2008, 04:09:36 AM »

this is just a dumb game, it isnt that I cant just believe, its that I dont want to. I want to hate this game, and I aim to make that desire a reality.

bork · « **Reply #33 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:09:42 AM »

muckhole · « **Reply #34 on:** June 29, 2008, 12:04:02 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 29, 2008, 09:09:42 AM

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Holy shit. That's amazing.

chronovore · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2008, 08:25:34 PM »

Finisher image, found elsewhere:

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2008, 08:26:32 PM »

this game was pure turd until the joker footage showed up

JustinP · « **Reply #37 on:** August 22, 2008, 08:27:36 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 29, 2008, 09:09:42 AM

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Yeti · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2008, 10:42:04 PM »

Okay, that joker gif made me slightly interested. Not enough to actually get the game yet, but still.

treythemovie · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:43:29 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 22, 2008, 08:25:34 PM

Finisher image, found elsewhere:
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Okay I'll admit it, that was actually awesome

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2008, 10:45:59 AM »

This game is gonna be pretty good.

muckson · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:57:33 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on June 26, 2008, 02:26:40 AM

Its just dumb, as dumb as yoda in SC4 blargh

yes.

Vyer · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:21:11 PM »

Damn Joker really is a criminal mastermind, making me interested in this game even a little bit.

Enl · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:27:12 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on August 24, 2008, 11:25:52 PM

Why are his eyes glowing?

Crow "It's called evil kid".

cool breeze · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:31:44 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on August 24, 2008, 11:25:52 PM

Why are his eyes glowing?

It's a fatality. I think everyone has glowing eyes during their fatailty.

bork · « **Reply #45 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:45:27 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on August 24, 2008, 11:25:52 PM

Why are his eyes glowing?

Because this game is a piece of shit.

Ninja · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2008, 09:54:28 AM »

I've heard mostly good things from people who've played this, it could be a bit of fun.

Darunia · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:00:44 AM »

fuck SC IV and all other fighters this year, this is where it's at

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:04:03 AM »

Wasn't there a MK a couple years ago that allowed players to choose styles, even switch styles in a match, which was supposed to be a respectable fighter?

Darunia · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:49:09 AM »

they did a couple of those. this has no style switching afaik, which is a plus

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Author Topic: Game (Read 7117 times)

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