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FlameOfCallandor

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I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« on: November 15, 2006, 01:18:54 AM »
I have to write a paper, due tomorrow about the movie Kids. I have to pitch it to the producer, christine vachone as if she never made it.

I have seen the movie, but how the fuck do you pitch kids as an idea?

"You see I have this idea for a movie about a bunch of HIV positive kids running around new york beating people up with skateboards and stealing shit. It will be great"
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BlackMage

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 01:19:43 AM »
that movie really sucked.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 01:20:44 AM »
I would pitch it like this:

"It's the movie you should have never made. What a piece of crap. Make this instead: THE SANTA CLAUSE 4: THE CLAUSENING."
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 01:21:14 AM »
Harmony Korrine has more talent in the shit he wipes from his foreskin than you three have in your entire sloping skulls combined. RESPECT GUMMO
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 01:22:15 AM »
Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 15, 2006, 01:21:14 AM
Harmony Korrine has more talent in the shit he wipes from his foreskin than you three have in your entire sloping skulls combined. RESPECT GUMMO

I have to pitch it in english.
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BlackMage

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 01:23:19 AM »
which one is harmony? is that the dude with the fucked up grill banging the 12 year olds?
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 01:23:47 AM »
Plus, Korrine nailed Chloe Sevigny before she was sucking dick on film.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 01:27:02 AM »
Whut a whore
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The Sceneman

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 01:28:26 AM »
I walk around quoting this film all day, everyday. Really freaks out people around the office.
My favourite: "I have sex and I love fucking." - "Hell yeah girlfirend! I luuurrrve sex!"
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2006, 01:34:38 AM »
The movie makes me feel so dirty. Especially the last scene. :(
I'm glad I had a good youth.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2006, 01:36:47 AM »
Whatever creepy serial killer guy
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2006, 01:37:23 AM »
Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:36:47 AM
Whatever creepy serial killer guy
At least i dont have AIDS
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2006, 01:40:26 AM »
No, you just have HIV
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2006, 01:44:37 AM »
HIV is the pregnancy
AIDS is the baby
When her puss smelled like rotten eggs
I knew something was shady
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2006, 01:46:10 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:44:37 AM
HIV is the pregnancy
AIDS is the baby
When her puss smelled like rotten eggs
I knew something was shady

Jesus christ dude! Yall call me the weirdo?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 01:49:05 AM »
Willco can suck my dick out of a slurpee straw
He ain't ambidextrous but I skeeted on his south paw
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2006, 02:06:50 AM »
skeet skeet :elephant skeet skeet skeet skeet!
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Polari

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2006, 04:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Scenester on November 15, 2006, 01:28:26 AM
I walk around quoting this film all day, everyday. Really freaks out people around the office.
My favourite: "I have sex and I love fucking." - "Hell yeah girlfirend! I luuurrrve sex!"

I can verify this. It's pretty fucked up.
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2006, 08:09:15 AM »
"I've been thinkin about you all day" "uhh uhh uhh'

Goddamn Kids is so great...

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2006, 12:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 15, 2006, 01:23:47 AM
Plus, Korrine nailed Chloe Sevigny before she was sucking dick on film.

Chloe is one of the mormon wives in the Bill Paxton packagelicious show Big Love.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2006, 12:29:35 PM »
Big Love is boring. I turn it off immediately when The Sopranos ends.
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TVC15

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2006, 01:38:15 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 12:29:35 PM
Big Love is boring. I turn it off immediately when The Sopranos ends.

You have to watch gay kiddie SciFi like BSG.  You wouldn't know quality TV if it bit you in your big, doughy ass.  Big Love is one of the best shows currently on television!
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2006, 01:42:55 PM »
Even Drinky and MAF like BSG - so your Grade B trolls are useless here.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2006, 01:52:58 PM »
I like BSG, but I'm not in like with it.

How can you hate shows about Mormon fuckery?
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2006, 01:56:30 PM »
I dunno, I watch the first episode and practically fell asleep. Never again. It's so anti-climatic compared to the Sopranos.
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TVC15

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2006, 04:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:56:30 PM
I dunno, I watch the first episode and practically fell asleep. Never again. It's so anti-climatic compared to the Sopranos.

The first episode is kinda crowded, but they have a LOT of shit to introduce in the space of an hour.  You should never judge a show based on the first ep.
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Mupepe

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2006, 04:32:37 PM »
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Mupepe

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2006, 04:33:22 PM »
Oh and I just recently got into BSG.  I'm loving it.  Any word on an HD DVD or Blu Ray release of the seasons?
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2006, 04:34:26 PM »
They already rip us off on DVDs as is - don't let them double dip!
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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2006, 04:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 04:34:26 PM
They already rip us off on DVDs as is - don't let them double dip!
No more DVD's for me!  HD DVD only!
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I have to pitch the movie "kids"
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2006, 05:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2006, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 04:34:26 PM
They already rip us off on DVDs as is - don't let them double dip!
No more DVD's for me!  HD DVD only!

You poor bastard, it's people like you what screw up true progress.
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