My crazy roommate is making sure I know that he acts like a 10 year old.
He is up to his crazy antics. Here it goes.
This morning I get up to eat some breakfast, like any sane human being. For some reason I like to put my cereal box on top of the fridge, it seemed like a decent place for cereal He gets the great idea to stack all his shit, I mean everything on top of the fridge, and because he is a child and has no job, it consists of mac and cheese, chocolate and noodle bowls. He buys little peanut and cupcake snacks that he doesn't intent to eat. The hershey bar on top of the fridge has been there for months (not that that is strange by itself but combined with the rest of his bullshit it just gets old). See exhibit A.
So like I was saying, I went to get some cereal and an oatmeal packet fell down when I opened the fridge. Me being the asshole that I am, just left it there because we have a fucking cabinet that is empty in the kitchen where he can put this shit! Anyway, I think nothing of it because I figure I am teaching him the lesson that adults put things in places that make sense. I go to work and come back and find my cereal box on the ground in front of the fridge. See exhibit B.
I think it must be an accident so I put it back on top of the fridge but I leave his oatmeal there. I go out and come back a few hours later and I find the cereal back on the floor. Now I no that fucker is doing this on purpose because he is a child and cant understand why his fucking oatmeal fell. He probably thinks I put it on the ground to spite him.
This is a long string of things that demonstrate that the part of his brain that tell us where to put things is not working. For example we have two remotes. I like to keep them on the coffee table so when I sit down I can actually reach them. For some god awful child reason he puts them on a bookshelf out of reach of everyone. This is extra confusing to me because he is lazy. Anyway look a these pictures of my small living area. The box of chocolates has been there for a fucking year I swear to god. Cheap fucking chocolate on the coffee table along with this bag of chips he bought two weeks ago and hasn't touched. If I were to move those food items to the fridge he would get mad at me.
You can see that the coffee table is perfect to put the remote control on. Be he likes to put it on the bookshelf in the background. Like this.
Im not a lazy person, BUT THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!! Even after I ask him to not do this he still does it.
He also always turns the air OFF whenever he leaves. When my GF comes over I have to put tape on the AC control so he doesn't mess with it (she doesn't like to be too hot). He keeps it at 80 degrees and its fucking hot down south. He thinks he is saving money when he turns the AC off for a few hours but it just makes it harder for the AC to cool back down later.
Oh and because he doesn't have a job his mom is making him move back home 3 hours away. He wont get a job even after that. He says he doesnt want to fall into the 9-5 rut. Anyway, he has alot of friends in this town and he was like "I can just pay you $100 to sleep on your couch a few times a month right?" Uhhh, Hell No.
