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Phoenix Dark

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I'm back
« on: June 29, 2008, 07:48:07 PM »

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Chase to Smith Bridge (5 hours)-  "The Mason Tract" is the 1,200 acres of wilderness area left to the State of Michigan by the late George W. Mason. This is truly an unspoiled nature trip. Trout fishermen claim it as holy waters. You will see the remains of Durant's Castle, the Highbanks, and Mason's Chapel on this stretch. For spending a day on the river, this trip is unmatched. Due to it's length and the remote location, this trip is best for older children and adults.

Just got back from our annual canoe race. I did much better this time (3rd place...out of 4...) and we only fell in the water 6 times. I broke my big toe though - me and my partner crashed into a low hanging tree and I wound up holding onto the branch with my hands while trying to hold the canoe with my foot so it wouldn't sail into the current. My partner wound up being swept into the current so I was holding the canoe for like 5 minutes. Ice cold water, me with my back smh. So I finished with a world class injury :bow

other highlights:
-the camp site has these outhouses, and around 1AM I had to take a piss. So I got my flashlight walk a few minutes and realize someone's in there...but once I get near the outhouse he starts whispering to me
"hey man i ran out of toilet paper. i've been in here for an hour, can you get me some?"
"uh...sure"

I got it then told him I'd slip it under the door but he was like "no let me open the door, it's ok."  :-\

So he opened the door and I got blasted with the smell of shit and the sight of him holding a Miller Lite beer can over his crotch smh

-there aren't many bugs on the water but the ones that are there are fucking persistent. The horse flies will actually follow you for long periods of time. And just like last year my partner tipped us over by flailing his oar around in the fucking sky, thus hitting me in my fucking face. If he wasn't my nephew I would have done something...

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Mupepe

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 08:16:17 PM »
any hot chicks?

Brehvolution

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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 08:18:31 PM »
Actually, that sounds like a blast minus the broken toe part. I remember those fun trips we used to go on for church. Good times. Glad you survived. :)
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Tucah

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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 08:30:26 PM »
Yeah, sound pretty cool minus the injury. I'd like to do something like this someday.  :)

Beezy

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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 08:31:28 PM »
I'm too black to do something like that.

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2008, 08:34:27 PM »
any hot chicks?

dude there was this group of like ten women, ranging from 20-50 or so. Some were fat, some were thick, some were MILFs, etc...but most were rather regular looking. They were really, REALLY nice though. The canoe trip is split into legs, each about an hour long. So each time we got to a rest dock they were there singing, dancing, helping us get onto the dock, etc. They gave us some trail mix lol. Real nice

Last year a bunch of college chicks were there but I only saw a couple this time
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2008, 03:54:44 PM »
any hot chicks?

dude there was this group of like ten women, ranging from 20-50 or so. Some were fat, some were thick, some were MILFs, etc...but most were rather regular looking. They were really, REALLY nice though. The canoe trip is split into legs, each about an hour long. So each time we got to a rest dock they were there singing, dancing, helping us get onto the dock, etc. They gave us some trail mix lol. Real nice

Last year a bunch of college chicks were there but I only saw a couple this time

when are you going to lose your virginity? c'mon man, we're waiting...
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Re: I'm back
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2008, 04:51:56 PM »
The l is missing from the titel.
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lordmaji

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2008, 04:56:52 PM »
PD, you should let me know ahead of time next year. maybe FA and I can join you guys on the trip. It'd be good times man.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I'm back
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 04:57:14 PM »
How was Africa?
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