Author Topic: The laziest anniversary contest ever (Read 5804 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** June 29, 2008, 09:18:50 PM »

tell me why i should send you a sealed copy of Culdcept Saga and i will do so. other people will judge this, but i won't tell you who.

more contests to come

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:20:16 PM »

because ive never played it

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:21:03 PM »

To be honest, you shouldn't send it to me. That's exactly why, however, you should send it to me.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:22:18 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 29, 2008, 09:21:10 PM

you're really going to have to try harder.

ps. i ship anywhere.

lol, I don't even play games anymore. I don't even know what this game is.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:24:48 PM »

because i want it despite the fact it wont work on my 360

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:26:18 PM »

photoshops of what

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 29, 2008, 09:25:54 PM

i want lousy photoshops

So I read up on the game a little bit, and it looks weird and not like something I'd like at all. This is probably why I don't play games anymore: You're all weirdos playing weird games.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:31:26 PM »

I don't want anything from your aids infested taco hands.

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:32:05 PM »

because i don't even own a 360, so it would be ironic

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:37:26 PM »

Girls are only good for pussy.

I just ruined your life ParticleReality.

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:39:10 PM »

Here's a banner if you want one, Cohen.

EDIT....wait. I misspelled Genghis. FUCK

muckhole · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:45:23 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM »

because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:49:05 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM

because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here

oh you son of a bitch

duckman2000 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »

Bah, empty threats. Kittonwy would never leave the relative safety of the monkey ring. GAFers protested his ban, and went as far as to adopt kittonwyspeak. Suck on that one.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:02:42 PM »

to you i say RAWR

originalz · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:03:42 PM »

Despite me owning a Japanese box and thus the game wouldn't work, I could claim that I'm a hardcore niche gamer by owning such an obscure game and get props from people who I don't really care about.

tiesto · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:05:26 PM »

Because I can beat originalz at Smash

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:07:45 PM »

my photoshop:

http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08260/culdcept599.jpg

edit: lol it was team xbox not ign, fixed

the original for lulz: http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08260/13926.jpg

pilonv1 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM

because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here

i want that to happen, send it to me

Grecco · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:21:42 PM »

Because i love you? ( I could really use a copy of that game)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:44:39 PM »

You should send it to me because I have a half inch deep hole in my ass crack that gets stuffed with gauze everyday. I'm rather immobilized right now so all I do is play 360 games. Only mass effect was my last game that I had to play, and now that I'm finished with it, all I have to pass the time is dwell on the pain from my wounded ass.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:09:53 PM »

Got any free Gundam shit, Cohen?

DarknessTear · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:10:56 PM »

Because my first post is in your thread.

y2kev · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:28:42 PM »

cuz everyone else here sux

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #25 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:31:14 PM »

I made a fake garfield comic to commemorate one of FoC's many bouts of internet libertarian awfulness, yet it was so awful in and of itself that I now refuse to post it, only link to it in a spoiler tag inspiried by the way that the russians put a huge tomb of concrete over chernobyl to prevent contamination from their disaster.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://home.nc.rr.com/fragamemnon/garfield2.gif

[close]

Obviously, if I am able to take the funniest thing on the forum all year and make it unfunny, then maybe it's time I played a strategy game with lighter fare than hexes and german ww2 tanks on it.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** June 30, 2008, 12:02:45 AM »

I liked it, especially Patel winning the thread.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** June 30, 2008, 12:19:03 AM »

worst prize ever, you're fired

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 30, 2008, 12:24:34 AM »

But I already have Culdcept Saga.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 30, 2008, 12:30:35 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 30, 2008, 12:19:03 AM

worst prize ever, you're fired

you could put up your copy of GH Aerosmith and beat him

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** June 30, 2008, 12:31:03 AM »

I'm not done with it

Mandark · « **Reply #31 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:26:20 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on June 29, 2008, 11:31:14 PM

I made a fake garfield comic to commemorate one of FoC's many bouts of internet libertarian awfulness, yet it was so awful in and of itself that I now refuse to post it, only link to it in a spoiler tag inspiried by the way that the russians put a huge tomb of concrete over chernobyl to prevent contamination from their disaster.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://home.nc.rr.com/fragamemnon/garfield2.gif
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Obviously, if I am able to take the funniest thing on the forum all year and make it unfunny, then maybe it's time I played a strategy game with lighter fare than hexes and german ww2 tanks on it.

That's a lotta damn text. You should used Cathy as the base. Plus the "Ack!" face is how I imagine Patel reacting to FoC's post.

Tieno · « **Reply #32 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:55:01 PM »

Lol, like I'd ever want to play a japanese card game.

Shuri · « **Reply #33 on:** June 30, 2008, 02:35:15 PM »

I hate j-rpgs, and having this game would be punishement.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:35:07 PM »

^ waste of time, you get like 50 points for beating the story

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:48:06 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 30, 2008, 01:47:45 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 29, 2008, 10:44:39 PM
You should send it to me because I have a half inch deep hole in my ass crack that gets stuffed with gauze everyday. I'm rather immobilized right now so all I do is play 360 games. Only mass effect was my last game that I had to play, and now that I'm finished with it, all I have to pass the time is dwell on the pain from my wounded ass.
jesus

Do I win?
If not you should know that the reason they stuff it with gauze is to keep it from healing all at once, so everyday they rip the gauze, which has fussed with the wound making it bleed all over again, out to let it just heal millimeters more. It's like medieval torture.

Do i win now?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:08:43 PM »

Nothing has ever been up their other than a cute doctor's finger!

Dr. Miletski I think the name was.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:12:49 PM »

A true hero.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #38 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »

I'm a 21 year old virgin who'd like something to play while you're all out there bonin'.

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:27:14 PM »

^ step aside chump, 22 year old v-card member

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:28:28 PM »

lol what a loser

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Let's end our troubles together.

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demi · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:35:50 PM »

Did you pick a winner, because the allure of Culdcept Saga is too hard to resist, I am sure

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:41:01 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 30, 2008, 05:30:19 PM

Apparently, Jarosh has an extra hole you can use, or he used to.

I think Mupepe is the only one here small enough to use it though. :'(

muckhole · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:24:58 PM »

If were basing this of body holes, I put a power drill through my hand this summer, laughed, and then reversed the drill back out.

Then I went right back to work.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:14:04 PM »

That reminds me of the time I put my power drill in your mouth, came, and then backed out.

Then went right back to work on your ass.

muckhole · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:42:17 PM »

And you were all wondering where Father Mike was.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:09:26 PM »

Actually I was fulfilling a dream I've had ever since watching Dexter.

http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=a28ae8e0-5221-400a-b63a-db13f3c7d49e

xnikki118x · « **Reply #47 on:** July 02, 2008, 12:36:19 AM »

I dunno I don't see any excellent responses here. I'm disappointed in the lack of creativity.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** July 02, 2008, 12:51:24 AM »

you should send it to me because i've been a loser for most of my life. when i was a young man i was born with a broken leg. i didn't walk or talk until i was 4, and by that time it was too late: i was a bruised ghost of a child with no walkable path or understanding of the king's english. as i slowly began to understand the world around me i became superstitious, as most cripples do. my stunted legs offered me little relief from the pursuit of black cats yet i managed. my constant struggles caused me to have weight problems: by the time i was 6 i only weighted 40 pounds. i must have been a pathetic sight: a pint sized, overalls wearing negro boy sporting a top hat and a gucci bag for my asthma medicine. by the time i reached 10 i was still in first grade, yet still the smallest child in the room. william said i was special but i knew what that really meant. i was nothing more than the little boy the principle locked in his office bathroom for hours at a time as he threw licorice at me, demanding i tap dance for entry into the second grade.

that's why i deserve the game

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #49 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:46:03 AM »

send it to me and i promise i will murder* one of rare's test staff in your name (or crom's)

TO ECHELON: *in effigy. or i will get him drunk and place my balls on his face.

Tieno · « **Reply #50 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:24:51 AM »

You guys realise this is a japanese cardgame, right?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #51 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:44:43 AM »

Hey I'm in Canada. You should send it to me just to save on shipping.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:55:18 AM »

Rygar is Canadian? WTF?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #53 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:33:04 PM »

Sex changes gone wrong?

Shrapnel?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM »

did i win

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM

did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.

muckhole · « **Reply #56 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.

That hardly seems fair. You already get to have that awesome extra body-hole that you can use as a personal hide-a-key or for spare change.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:38:54 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 02, 2008, 07:55:16 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.

That hardly seems fair. You already get to have that awesome extra body-hole that you can use as a personal hide-a-key or for spare change.

But the hole is already filled! With gauze, and blood, and pain!

demi · « **Reply #58 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:41:36 AM »

You're all winners

Except Arvie

Sorry

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:44:36 AM »

Well I knew that already. That's why I should win this thread; I'm the only stand out person in here.

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Author Topic: The laziest anniversary contest ever (Read 5804 times)