Author Topic: I am driving into Seattle for the first time. . . (Read 1564 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »

I took the bus into Seattle around midnight last Thanksgiving. It had this pretty awesome "descending into the mouth of hell" vibe.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:42:03 PM »

[ ] rape
[ ] death
[X] all of the above

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:44:22 PM »

Jesus, you people aren't even giving me the pleasure of getting raped before I die

thekavorka · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM »

based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:48:21 PM »

Quote from: thekavorka on June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM

based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

I live in the burbs and I just got my license. I used to live in Seattle proper and I will probably be moving back relatively shortly.

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:48:24 PM »

Quote from: thekavorka on June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM

based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

all icons live in seattle

thats what ichirou told me

thekavorka · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:51:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 29, 2008, 10:48:21 PM

Quote from: thekavorka on June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM
based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

I live in the burbs and I just got my license. I used to live in Seattle proper and I will probably be moving back relatively shortly.

ahhh. i see. then i'll go with "raped to death by minorities". i seem to recall a lot of feisty asians when i visited my uncle in seattle

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 29, 2008, 10:48:24 PM

Quote from: thekavorka on June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM
based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

all icons live in seattle

thats what ichirou told me

Well flying in for the secret meetings every week would be a pain.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:52:52 PM »

I swear I've seen the catchphrase "EB Seattle Brat Pack" used here before, possibly by Ichi, to refer to MAF, Drinky & co., but a search yields no proper matches.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:55:00 PM »

Cover up!

Recursive make sure you have some one else start your car tomorrow. They're coming!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:55:17 PM »

You are thinking Seattle Shat Pack, and demi coined it.

I masturbated while thinking of demi twice today.

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:55:50 PM »

Shat pack maybe

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:05:08 PM »

Are Spencer and I the only Portlandites here?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:08:56 PM »

Come to Greenlake and say hi sometime. I'm at my buddy's house on Lake Union right now, though.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:37:05 AM »

Quote from: thekavorka on June 29, 2008, 10:46:21 PM

based on previous threads, i thought you lived in seattle

i dont get it

TVC, MAF, and Prole all currently live in the burbs. None of them have ever claimed otherwise. TVC needs to move back to Seattle ASAP, though! I actually think I'm the only EBer who lives in the city. Wait, I think HitlerStoleMyPotato lives in Seatte, too.

And seriously, driving in Seattle is not a problem. I love living here.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2008, 02:49:35 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 29, 2008, 11:08:56 PM

Come to Greenlake and say hi sometime. I'm at my buddy's house on Lake Union right now, though.

I was actually in Greenlake. I really didn't have any problems. I am shocked. We were at Tacos Guaymas for a while, long enough that there will be gastrointestinal interestingness over the next day. Then I went to the temporary Party Mansion and partied. Then I drove home while blasting Can's Tago Mago because Can is fuck awesome and I am totally hip.

Quote from: Green Shinobi on June 30, 2008, 12:48:13 AM

What's up with all these doom and gloom scenarios? I thought Seattle was a high class city; doesn't Frasier Crane live there?

Seattle usually gets ranked pretty bad when it comes to traffic. And I personally think there are lots of one way streets.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2008, 02:58:09 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on June 30, 2008, 02:54:08 AM

You'll probably drive down a one-way the wrong way. It's not the end of the world, I did it when I was learning to drive in Portland. It's super embarrassing though.

I actually have never gone down one, including my past driving experiences. I just have a problem with paranoia, and I can feel fate whispering in my ear, telling me I have a date with a one way street and a pack of illegal immigrants selling human growth hormone in a back alley behind a YMCA. The feeling, this happening, it is totally impending, and it's been freaking me out.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:56:30 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 30, 2008, 01:37:05 AM

Wait, I think HitlerStoleMyPotato lives in Seatte, too.

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Author Topic: I am driving into Seattle for the first time. . . (Read 1564 times)