facebook is like a never ending wave of battle-demaged pussy

[Shuri]

In this gentlemen's thread, we talk about women from the internets

It's just hilarious  and a bit sad  :'(

I swear to god, I got so many requests from chicks I went to highschool with that now have two kids but no fathers, chubby chicks who are DESPERATE for penis, it's sickening. This one I just got a request one is the most desperate I ever saw. She has requested 4 times to be added to my friendlist, sending tons of messages saying how i look good and so, and now she just asked me If I wanted some no-string attached sex. I checked her friend list, and out of 75 friends on her list, about 4 are females; the rest are dudes. She happens to be the friend of a girl I know, and it seems taht she saw me on her friendlist and 'cannot stop thinking about having my strong hands around her'. Which is hilarious considering the only time you actually see me on any of my pictures is a picture of me playing on my turntables. She's chubby-ish and has a epic-grade rack, but no way i'm going to dip my drumstick in a chick that randomly offers nsa sex to facebook dudes. ewww.

I just added her to my block list; what a fucking weirdo.

My friends are stalking around on facebook picking up chicks, and the normal to crazy psycho ratio is about 1:3. It's filled with chicks looking for rich dudes; daddies; and potential sperm providers!

Thanks to Facebook (tm), I met 3 women so far.

1) a former classmate from highschool, we had a good 5 months run, she was completly stable for the first 4 months until she went BATSHIT INSANE and that I found out she had made up entire segment of her life. I promptly dumped her. She was god-like in bed, but the crazyness and lies were too much

2) the old highschool nemesis of #1, who turned out to be alright, if a bit weird. She had 3 kids and wanted more!! I bailed out quickly after that; it was wayyy too dangerous. Cool chick all around, we're still in touch tho

3) A girl who turne out to be normal, but was moving to freaking GERMANY for work. It was pretty wicked to discuss linux distros and bash script with her. We still talk on msn but eh, nothing is ever going to happen now, she signed for a 3 years contract doing linux stuff for a big firm over there.

Discuss your experience.

[etiolate]

All I get on facebook is spam for some app to clutter my profile with.

[laesperanzapaz]

Sometimes, I see that all my friends have 232439 friends on their list, while I have 4 or 5.

Other times, I wonder why should caer about FB.

Most of the times, I hate Social networking sites.

[BobbyRobby]

i only use facebook to keep in touch with people i already know or met in real life.  i never actually picked up/met a girl via facebook.  i don't even know how i'd go about it without coming off as creepy/lame.

what do you say?

[Vizzys]

i only use facebook to keep in touch with people i already know or met in real life.  i never actually picked up/met a girl via facebook.  i don't even know how i'd go about it without coming off as creepy/lame.

what do you say?

just wink at em

or is it nudge

I dont have a facebook account

[Shuri]

this just took a turn for the mega trashy.I typed her email in google; turns out she's A MASSIVE participant in a local site in montreal; that site is a big meeting-place for people who like to do AMATEUR WEBCAM SHOWS for other people and then meet them to fuck.

Her profile listed a score, 640. I was like wtf, and dug around. Anyhow it seems that when you go to that webcam site; you can make those multi-users webcam sessions, and its an excuse for chicks to get naked while dudes masturbate on the cam to her while she takes her clothes off. When I clicked on her profile, it also showed the 'last activites' chat log for 'her room', and the room had a few dudes talking to her and then some guy said 'here's 10 for you'

Then, it clicked. after digging around, it seems that people can give each other points like that, and they get more popular and so on. So according to calc.exe, she had AT LEAST 64 dudes giving her 10 points for her private shows'

This is BLOODY DISGUSTING.

That site is all sorts of awesome tho, but theres like a ratio of 2 guys for every women. And they ALL look awful. What a hilarious twist this is turning out to be; I just called my friend and she let out a giant WTF on the phone, adding 'I knew she was horny, but i didnt now she was THAT horny'

Disgusting.

edit: she has 35 "fans" listed on her profile, I think I just puked in my mouth a little

[The Fake Shemp]

I always love how Shuri is disgusted by chicks that sleep around, when by all accounts, he is the world's biggest manwhore.

[demi]

Link to video? I'd like to rub one out to her. Thanks

[Robo]

This is BLOODY DISGUSTING.

[Narag]

Hit that shit and become a minor celebrity.

[Shuri]

This is an epic level netwhore here. After more digging, those 'fans' entries are actually people she met where both parties confirmed that the meet-up happened and it went fine. 35 random dudes is way too high of a bodycount for me.

Refreshing the public chatroom is hilarious, theres one ugly topless woman, a chick who looks 25 all dressed up, and around 20 dudes intensely looking at their screens. Some raver chick is laughing; and theres some couple sitting on a couch. People are talking non stop in the chatroom.

edit: some arab dude has been looking at his screen for 30 minutes and i think he winked twice

[Candyflip]

This is BLOODY DISGUSTING.

That site is all sorts of awesome tho

[Positive Touch]

are you just looking up her stuff because you're curious or because you want to see her naked?  be honest

[demi]

Nothing wrong with fucking a skeezer. We all do it eventually. Besides, I could use some fat on fat sex about now. Do it for me, shuri.

[Tieno]

Why don't you post pics of that girl?

[abrader]

chix on the internet are as desperate as thai /vietnamese / chineese girls looking for some white dong to save them from their country.

[xnikki118x]

I just use it to keep in touch with people and play Scrabulous.

I don't add anyone I don't know. Keeps it simple.

[abrader]

I just use it to keep in touch with people and play Scrabulous.

I don't add anyone I don't know. Keeps it simple.

Yeah but I believe you are a settled down girl in a long term relationship - not single and on the internet digging for gold by seeing how many cock tops can be popped.

Quite a difference.

[Eric P]

All I get on facebook is spam for some app to clutter my profile with.

this is all i get

[CHOW CHOW]

Post pics of the girl for fuck's sake

[Human Snorenado]

Shuri you jackass, post links to this site and the girl's profile for fucks sakes.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shuri you jackass, post links to this site and the girl's profile for fucks sakes.

I swear, people who make online chick threads and don't post PICS/links should be banned. This isn't GAF dammit

[abrader]

Shuri you jackass, post links to this site and the girl's profile for fucks sakes.

I swear, people who make online chick threads and don't post PICS/links should be banned. This isn't GAF dammit

ITs also not OA

[lordmaji]

Shuri you jackass, post links to this site and the girl's profile for fucks sakes.

I swear, people who make online chick threads and don't post PICS/links should be banned. This isn't GAF dammit

Amen brother.

[lordmaji]

oh jesus, stop derailing threads FA.

[Mondain]

oh fuck yes these stupid apps and quizzes are nagging, no I don't want to become a vampire or an holy knight!

these "political" groups or whatever are lame too... facebook sucks, if I want to talk to someone I'll use IM or talk to the person in real life, why should social interactions be laid out in the open for everyone to see? whenever someone mentions facebook to me I change the subject

coincidentially I have a date in two days with a girl I met off MSN, she seems normal and timid... hopefully she ain't yet another of these psychotic Internet girls...

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I can't believe that there are no pictures posted.  It should be considered a war crime, especially if she camwhores for half the internet.

oh fuck yes these stupid apps and quizzes are nagging, no I don't want to become a vampire or an holy knight!

these "political" groups or whatever are lame too... facebook sucks, if I want to talk to someone I'll use IM or talk to the person in real life, why should social interactions be laid out in the open for everyone to see? whenever someone mentions facebook to me I change the subject

coincidentially I have a date in two days with a girl I met off MSN, she seems normal and timid... hopefully she ain't yet another of these psychotic Internet girls...

You're pretty psychotic yourself.

[Shuri]

she's a fat'ish chick. Gigantic knockers, but nothing special.

[demi]

she's a fat'ish chick. Gigantic knockers, but nothing special.

Great, sounds like someone to JO to. Please link

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

she's a fat'ish chick. Gigantic knockers, but nothing special.

I love big tits.  Pics plz.

[CHOW CHOW]

Just post a pic.  You don't gotta link to her profile... what the fuck man

[Mondain]

don't give in!

[etiolate]

We are visual learners here at EB

[Positive Touch]

these threads are really starting to get sad :/

[Eric P]

All I get on facebook is spam for some app to clutter my profile with.

this is all i get

You got a friend request that you never accepted.

by weird coincidence i went through and just added everyone to my facebook

it's not like i'm there enough that whether someone is or is not my friend is a huge factor in my life