I want to buy a modern coffee table

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I want it to be:

1) black and silver
2) rectangular and rectilinear
3) have a shelf that is accessible from all four sides

Apparently I ask the IMPOSSIBLE

[Bildi]

rectilinear

Great word.

[muckhole]

Not what you're looking for but I think I'm in love with this one:

[Madrun Badrun]

Not what you're looking for but I think I'm in love with this one:

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does it sit over your lap?  couse that would be awesome.

[muckhole]

Sadly no. Although I'm sure you could get your legs under it.

[muckhole]

  That would totally be my office chair.

[TVC15]

Hmmm, fine, you can buy the furry fuck chair with a chunk of my life insurance.

[TVC15]

Speaking of which, there was a fat furry at Fry's yesterday.  He was, no lie, wearing a fucking fox tail and a set of ears and he had some indicative shirt on.  I was going to take a picture but his friend caught me gawking while futzing with my phone.

[muckhole]

People actually go out dressed like that?! I always assumed they just did that shit for conventions.

I think he would get shot in my neck of the woods wearing that in public.