Groo/Nitro, famitsu news plz - :bow Oscar the Grouch :bow2

[Crushed]

Suikoden is japanese for jizz mopper quest

That reminds me of this article:

Thankfully, the war crimes trial for Final Fantasy II was speedy, and Square brought Final Fantasy III to Japan a brief two years later. Those responsible were executed, and Kawazu was given his own development studio, where he continues to make SaGa games to this day (Note: SaGa is Japanese for "feeling of explosive gonorrhea").

[Himu]

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this is himu-chan, the prince.

[pilonv1]

double leper this filth

[Jabberwocky]

http://mini-memo.jugem.jp/?eid=3306

can anyone translate?

[Don Flamenco]

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you would love it if his tiny Japanese penis penetrated one of your earlobes, wouldn't you?  WOULDN'T YOU.

This game is horrible and you should not like it.  Suikoden is the worst shit ever.  You're not even the biggest Suikoden fan.  Look at you, posing on a message board as if you like some Japanese shit just to look cool.  And when Suikoden 6 comes out, you'll rush to make the official thread and proclaim to be the biggest Suikoden fan ever. 

Then, your world will come apart when everybody, Konami included, makes fun of you for liking a joke series that nobody was ever supposed to really like.  All because you heard the name, read the wiki, and decided to pretend that you loved it. This will be your final undoing.  You will be on the streets begging for stewed turnips to take home to your eczema-riddled family. Your child will die that night.

[MCD]

Kranz the anti-himu 

[Crushed]

http://mini-memo.jugem.jp/?eid=3306

can anyone translate?

The trailer ran DISHIDIA music while Chrono shocking… page open the floor turned over in silence to remember the place. The moment in my head, so vast, one which was packed with information on all the KURONOTORIGA went all over. I remember everything.  Maps, events, music, each character's lines, location and contents of the treasure box, the enemy, boss data, data… remember that the enemy, all I remember. Like that one is probably the SOUMATOU. I get a headache, too vast amounts of information at once in the headI mean, I do, GATSUN! TOKITA. And the other is SOUMATOU Hey, it might be soft.

 Blown consciousness.

 And know all.  And we all know is… Uh, what?  DISHIDIA? Winter? Chrono?  DS?  Oh… Huh? What should I do. What should I do?
 My head is not bad work. Well… What? Why he was so fired up was I saying? … Winter winter? I do in winter? SUKUENI his mind to kill? Oh Yeah, but, Oh Oh Oh………

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I die for good.

hmm yes

warning! it good

[Don Flamenco]

http://mini-memo.jugem.jp/?eid=3306

can anyone translate?

The trailer ran DISHIDIA music while Chrono shocking… page open the floor turned over in silence to remember the place. The moment in my head, so vast, one which was packed with information on all the KURONOTORIGA went all over. I remember everything.  Maps, events, music, each character's lines, location and contents of the treasure box, the enemy, boss data, data… remember that the enemy, all I remember. Like that one is probably the SOUMATOU. I get a headache, too vast amounts of information at once in the headI mean, I do, GATSUN! TOKITA. And the other is SOUMATOU Hey, it might be soft.

 Blown consciousness.

 And know all.  And we all know is… Uh, what?  DISHIDIA? Winter? Chrono?  DS?  Oh… Huh? What should I do. What should I do?
 My head is not bad work. Well… What? Why he was so fired up was I saying? … Winter winter? I do in winter? SUKUENI his mind to kill? Oh Yeah, but, Oh Oh Oh………

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I die for good.

hmm yes

warning! it good

JET PACKS WAS YES!

[Jabberwocky]

Upon second look of the scan, it appears there ARE screens of CT DS. (just can't see them probably in the "scan"...)

[Himu]

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you would love it if his tiny Japanese penis penetrated one of your earlobes, wouldn't you?  WOULDN'T YOU.

This game is horrible and you should not like it.  Suikoden is the worst shit ever.  You're not even the biggest Suikoden fan.  Look at you, posing on a message board as if you like some Japanese shit just to look cool.  And when Suikoden 6 comes out, you'll rush to make the official thread and proclaim to be the biggest Suikoden fan ever. 

Then, your world will come apart when everybody, Konami included, makes fun of you for liking a joke series that nobody was ever supposed to really like.  All because you heard the name, read the wiki, and decided to pretend that you loved it. This will be your final undoing.  You will be on the streets begging for stewed turnips to take home to your eczema-riddled family. Your child will die that night.

...

Huh?

Are you new to this community or something? I am obsessed with Suikoden.

Go into the official thread? Shit fuck. I will MAKE that official thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76282&highlight=Suikoden

[Junpei the Tracer!]

http://mini-memo.jugem.jp/?eid=3306

can anyone translate?

I die for good.

hmm yes

warning! it good

 

[Himu]

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ctds/

Himu = RIP

reason: HEART ATTACK

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ctds/

Himu = RIP

reason: FANBOY HYPE HEART ATTACK OVER A FUCKING PORT

[Himu]

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ctds/

Himu = RIP

reason: FANBOY HYPE HEART ATTACK OVER A FUCKING PORT

Don't forget the fact S-E is showing new interest in CT. Why not make a new Chrono while they're at it? Use your imagination! If this was Super Robot whatever you'd feel the same way!

[Don Flamenco]

Huh?

Are you new to this community or something? I am obsessed with Suikoden.

Go into the official thread? Shit fuck. I will MAKE that official thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76282&highlight=Suikoden

Community? Community is a functional organism comprised of people and resources. You are a cancer upon this community. You are the cancer and I am the cure. Suikoden is the filth that ruined gaming.  I have you on the defensive.  You are sweating.  You will begin crying soon. 

[Jabberwocky]

Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology
http://i27.tinypic.com/mw49zk.jpg

Tales of Hearts (better quality but still shit)
http://i32.tinypic.com/69dloy.jpg

[Himu]

Huh?

Are you new to this community or something? I am obsessed with Suikoden.

Go into the official thread? Shit fuck. I will MAKE that official thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76282&highlight=Suikoden

Community? Community is a functional organism comprised of people and resources. You are a cancer upon this community. You are the cancer and I am the cure. Suikoden is the filth that ruined gaming.  I have you on the defensive.  You are sweating.  You will begin crying soon. 

Franz

[MCD]

nitro, what about suiko6?

[Jabberwocky]

for some reason I can't upload the RM2 scan.

[MCD]

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT TALES PSP

SUIKO NOW

[Grecco]

Shit i think CTDS is my most wanted title of 08 now.  

Hail Square Enix.  

[Don Flamenco]

so anyway, now that that unpleasantness is behind us, i'm happy about the CT port.  I'll finally play through the whole game, just like the GBA FFVI port got me to play through that game.  Something about JRPGs on handhelds...it just works.

[Himu]

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT TALES PSP

SUIKO NOW

SUIKO

FUCK TALES

[Jabberwocky]

Both Tales scans are up. 

edit: "scans"

[MCD]

 

[Himu]

SORA

[demi]

Well it is called Tales of Hearts...

[demi]

Yay a port. That will come out in 2010.

[Jabberwocky]

ugh, this probably means we won't get a super pretty animu opening.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Fresh Prince]

Chrono Cross is just as good as Chrono Trigger. They need to re-released that instead.

What Square needs to do is make sequels to Vagrant Story, Chrono Cross and some other titles that have escaped my mind. Chrono Cross was pretty shit apart from the combat/levelling system.

[Himu]

What they need to do is retcon Chrono Cross and make a true sequel to trigger.

[Tucah]

lol at CTDS.

But has SUIKO SIX been confirmed? Because I'd really, really like it, even if it's on PSP

also, Tales scans

[Himu]

PERSONA 4: 8988



DAY OF THE HIMU-CHAN

[Junpei the Tracer!]

What they need to do is retcon Chrono Cross and make a true sequel to trigger.

CHRONO CROSS IS THE TRUE SEQUEL TO CHRONO TRIGGER! FUCK YOUR DIRECT SEQUEL FEATURING THE SAME CAST OF CHARACTERS.

[MCD]

What they need to do is retcon Chrono Cross and make a true sequel to trigger.

CHRONO CROSS IS THE TRUE SEQUEL TO CHRONO TRIGGER! FUCK YOUR DIRECT SEQUEL FEATURING THE SAME CAST OF CHARACTERS.

Junpei-chan

 

[Himu]

FUCK YOUR GAME WHO KILLED OFF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND PISSED IN MY FACE AND TURNED SCHALA INTO A HERMAPHRODIE AUSTRAILIAN

[Himu]

What they need to do is retcon Chrono Cross and make a true sequel to trigger.

CHRONO CROSS IS THE TRUE SEQUEL TO CHRONO TRIGGER! FUCK YOUR DIRECT SEQUEL FEATURING THE SAME CAST OF CHARACTERS.

Junpei-chan

 

Tartaros? Is that some kind of toothpaste?

[Jabberwocky]

Seems suiko was fake. Poor himumu.

a lot of people are going to be really... really pissed. 

[MCD]

nm.

[Crushed]

lol nice job cohen

"well i guess it must be canceled so i'll tell you about shiiiiiiiiiiit"

[Tucah]

Suiko  :'(

[Crushed]

day of the himu-tears

[Himu]

[Enl]

Well at least this still leaves the door open for a possible console release for Suikoden VI.

[Mr. Gundam]

And a proper Yakuza 3 is now in development!

What system? I'm assuming PS3, but you never know...

[laesperanzapaz]

  @ this thread.

god, how I hate anime and all things associated with that Japanese filth

If there is any genre that reminds me of Nintendo and its fans, it is JRPG and people who salivate at JRPGS...especially non-japanese people who salivate JRPGS.  archaic gameplay, retched smelly fantards, the whole works...

[Himu]

how is ryu ga gotoku 3 not a proper ryu ga gotoku

[demi]

^ Because it's a good game, probably

Also

Oblivion Shivering Isles is being released as an expansion disc for $40 in Japan smh

They did this in America too

[Mr. Gundam]

how is ryu ga gotoku 3 not a proper ryu ga gotoku

He didn't say Kenzan wasn't a proper game. It, however, wasn't Ryu ga Gotoku 3.

[y2kev]

RGG"3" better not be wii. RGG1 hurts my eyes to play it now because of the excessive blur filter Sega uses on like...all their PS1 games.

PS360. I think with proper marketing xbots would absolutely gobble up RGG.

[Himu]

i'm not saying it's not a proper game.

just how is it not ryu ga gotoku 3? Because it's in old japan and not modern? doesn't it still have the same core gameplay except evolved highly?

[Fresh Prince]

What they need to do is retcon Chrono Cross and make a true sequel to trigger.

CHRONO CROSS IS THE TRUE SEQUEL TO CHRONO TRIGGER! FUCK YOUR DIRECT SEQUEL FEATURING THE SAME CAST OF CHARACTERS.

CC has already addressed what happened to Chrono, Lucia etc.

[demi]

PS360. I think with proper marketing xbots would absolutely gobble up RGG.

Someone has to pick up the slack when sales falter on the PS3

[Jabberwocky]

what's this about a new Matrix developed non-remake?

[Crushed]

what's this about a new Matrix developed non-remake?

Don't worry, I'm sure TOSE will handle FFV and FFVI just fine.

[Narag]

lol nice job cohen

"well i guess it must be canceled so i'll tell you about shiiiiiiiiiiit"

]
 

[Jabberwocky]

they seemed to handle the Star Ocean remakes pretty well.

TOSE is a good company. Their ports are hit/miss, but their original games are always excellent.

[Mr. Gundam]

they seemed to handle the Star Ocean remakes pretty well.

TOSE is a good company. Their ports are hit/miss, but their original games are always excellent.

The Starfi games are fun.

[Jabberwocky]

Not to mention they made MGS: Ghost Babel, Dragon Quest Monsters, Rocket Slime, Super Princess Peach, and a slew of other games.

By the way, here are all the Famitsu scores if anyone wants to translate. The only score of interest is Persona 4 (already posted in this thread - 8988).

ファミ通　7月18日号
クロスレビュー
据え置き機
ケイン＆リンチデッドメン　PS3 8, 7, 7, 7
ケイン＆リンチデッドメン　XB360 8, 7, 7, 7
ペルソナ４　PS2　8, 9, 8, 8
携帯機
コスメちっくパラダイス　DS 5,6,6,7
ペットショップ物語DS　DS　8,7,7,7
NARUTO疾風伝　激突ナルトVSサスケ　DS 5,5,6,7
SIMPLE DS THE爆弾処理班　DS 8,8,7,7
SIMPLE DS THE廃屋病錬 DS 6,6,7,6
伝説のスタフィーたいけつ！ダイール海賊団　DS 8,7,8,8
カスタムビートバトル　ドラグレイド2 DS 7,7,8,7
ゲゲゲの鬼太郎　妖怪大激戦 DS 7,7,8,8
パンピートロット　ビークルバトルトーナメント PSP 7,7,7,7
ゴットオブウォー落日の悲愴曲　PSP 9,9,9,9
新世紀GPXサイバーフォーミュラーVS　PSP 5,6,6,4



As long as I'm here posting Japanese characters, could anyone translate this as well?

あ、ファミ通の次回予告

緊急特集
ニンテンドーDSの新作RPG独占スクープ
　DS発売RPG４タイトルの情報をどこよりも早くお届けします
だって

多分Vジャンプの方が早いよね


そうかープロジェクト ゴッサム レーシング 4がDSで出るのかー（棒

[Mr. Gundam]

ゴットオブウォー落日の悲愴曲　PSP 9,9,9,9

Nice to see that they liked Chains of Olympus. Too bad it won't sell in Japan.