Author Topic: EB Collective, should I skip Hancock? (Read 7229 times)

Rman · « **on:** July 02, 2008, 03:55:05 PM »

The reviews have been terrible, but the trailers seemed cool. You guys have been money this summer, providing REAL TALK of the recent summer releases.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:56:32 PM »

Looks like a turd. Apparently drunk ass super power Will Smith is like less than an eighth of the movie. The rest is shitty super hero cliches with shitty CG.

cool breeze · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:59:04 PM »

skip it, watch it on TV in a few months.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:59:25 PM »

let's all go see wall-e again instead

Ganhyun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:00:26 PM »

Ima put my money into it. I'd say do what you want to do. If thats watch it watch it. If its wait wait. Don't let us forum posters convince you either way.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:02:02 PM »

Saw it. Think about any other Will Smith summer blockbuster in the setting of a superhero. If you're a fan of Will Smiths other movies you'll probably dig it, if you thought Independence Day and I Am Legend and all the other shit he's done was terrible, then you'll hate this one too.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:02:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 04:02:02 PM

Saw it. Think about any other Will Smith summer blockbuster in the setting of a superhero. If you're a fan of Will Smiths other movies you'll probably dig it, if you thought Independence Day and I Am Legend and all the other shit he's done was terrible, then you'll hate this one too.

Then I myself will probably like it because I don't think I've ever not liked one of his movies.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:07:46 PM »

I like it in a cheesy, mindless action with cliche jokes way. They're pretty awesome and he's just an entertaining dude. He's the kind of black male other black celebrities should try to emulate. And he has a rockin' bod.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:08:42 PM »

Save your money and go see Gonzo this weekend. It's from the same people who did Taxi to the Dark Side and Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room!

Ooh, Speed Racer opens up at the $3 bargain theater this weekend!

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 04:07:46 PM

I like it in a cheesy, mindless action with cliche jokes way. They're pretty awesome and he's just an entertaining dude. He's the kind of black male other black celebrities should try to emulate. And he has a rockin' bod.

Yeah I like will smith movies. I think the only one I don't really like was Wild Wild West. They're fun.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 02, 2008, 04:10:17 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 04:07:46 PM
I like it in a cheesy, mindless action with cliche jokes way. They're pretty awesome and he's just an entertaining dude. He's the kind of black male other black celebrities should try to emulate. And he has a rockin' bod.

Yeah I like will smith movies. I think the only one I don't really like was Wild Wild West. They're fun.

I loved Wild Wild West too

Tucah · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 02, 2008, 03:59:25 PM

let's all go see wall-e again instead

I did this yesterday, convincing my friends to skip out on Hancock's early showings.

Wall-E and Pixar

Will Smith

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:17:35 PM »

I'm interested in Hancock, would like to see it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:25:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 02, 2008, 04:17:35 PM

I'm interested in Hancock, would like to see it

would you still be interested if it was called Hanvag instead?

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2008, 05:01:19 PM »

Not really, no

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2008, 05:25:33 PM »

I may see this, but probably not soon I think I'm going to see Hulk this week, and then Hellboy 2 next week and then that'll probably be enough superheroing for a while.

Solo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:16:31 PM »

It sucked dick. Terrible.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:17:34 PM »

Quote from: Solo on July 02, 2008, 06:16:31 PM

It sucked dick. Terrible.

blood dick or flesh dick?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:21:25 PM »

stop giving will smith movie, seriously.

i like the man but his movies tend to suck and be quite repetitive.

Solo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 06:17:34 PM

Quote from: Solo on July 02, 2008, 06:16:31 PM
It sucked dick. Terrible.

blood dick or flesh dick?

cheeseburger dick.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2008, 06:43:47 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 06:21:25 PM

stop giving will smith movie, seriously.

i like the man but his movies tend to suck and be quite repetitive.

Will Smith is the only respectable black man today.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:31:03 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 06:17:34 PM

blood dick or flesh dick?

I'm definitely waiting for dvd for this one. But then again, the last movie I saw in theaters was Iron Man, and before that, Return of the King, so I'm a bit of a movie hermit.

Robo · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:34:30 PM »

GO SEE WANTED

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:35:17 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 02, 2008, 07:34:30 PM

GO SEE WANTED

I could. But I could also see Wall E a third time.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:55:59 PM »

everyone I know who's seen Hancock has been super meh on it

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** July 02, 2008, 07:58:11 PM »

By all accounts, it falls apart in the third act. From people that even like it. And they're in the minority. Go see it if you want to make Will Smith another bajillion dollars.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:09:47 PM »

The Dark Knight?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:11:12 PM »

I'm so not excited about TDK, I dunno why. Batman Begins was okay.

Hellboy II looks

however

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:23:22 PM »

co-signing the homo gay

go jerk off some hobos in a grunty voice willco, the real batman experience

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:24:58 PM »

Hellboy 2 is going to be fucking wicked.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #30 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM »

I might see TDK if tickets are sold out for Mamma Mia!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:29:57 PM »

man I just read the full spoilers for Hancock

wowwww do not see it

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:30:32 PM »

as evilbore's only member with an int of 16, i strongly recommend against watching this movie

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 02, 2008, 08:29:57 PM

man I just read the full spoilers for Hancock

wowwww do not see it

Link please, themoviespoiler.com doesnt have them up yet

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:35:25 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 02, 2008, 07:34:30 PM

GO SEE WANTED

I'll agree with this... if you want over-the-top action movie, but with a tiny bit of a story/plot twists... this is good.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #35 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:37:08 PM »

Is Wanted as good as Shoot Em Up?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:39:22 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 02, 2008, 08:34:29 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 02, 2008, 08:29:57 PM
man I just read the full spoilers for Hancock

wowwww do not see it

Link please, themoviespoiler.com doesnt have them up yet

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/a-review-of-peter-bergs-hancock-spoilers/

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Tucah · « **Reply #37 on:** July 02, 2008, 08:40:07 PM »

I liked Wanted as much as Shoot Em Up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** July 02, 2008, 09:39:54 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 02, 2008, 09:05:36 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 02, 2008, 08:39:22 PM
Quote from: demi on July 02, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 02, 2008, 08:29:57 PM
man I just read the full spoilers for Hancock

wowwww do not see it

Link please, themoviespoiler.com doesnt have them up yet

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/a-review-of-peter-bergs-hancock-spoilers/
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smh

that is almost too much. in fact it is too much.

That sounds epically distinguished mentally-challenged.

cool breeze · « **Reply #39 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:22:40 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 02, 2008, 08:37:08 PM

Is Wanted as good as Shoot Em Up?

It is like the kids of Fight Club, The Matrix, and Shoot Em Up all had a big orgy. Shoot Em Up ended up getting pregnant, but no one knew who the father was, so both Fight Club and The Matrix raised it as their own.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #40 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:25:39 PM »

I'm gonna watch it.

Will Smith is the man, fuck the haters.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #41 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:25:43 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on July 02, 2008, 10:22:40 PM

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 02, 2008, 08:37:08 PM
Is Wanted as good as Shoot Em Up?

It is like the kids of Fight Club, The Matrix, and Shoot Em Up all had a big orgy. Shoot Em Up ended up getting pregnant, but no one knew who the father was, so both Fight Club and The Matrix raised it as their own.

Sounds like a badass sitcom.

Eric P · « **Reply #42 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:27:07 PM »

wanted was ok

but it did show me things i'd never seen in a movie before.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #43 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:31:34 PM »

OK?

Wanted was some man shit. It was great, it was balls to the wall, heart pounding, hard on inducing, mind xplodin shit.

We should celebrate when a movie like Wanted comes along.

Eric P · « **Reply #44 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:33:02 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #45 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:40:52 PM »

i liked Cloverfield and couldn't even make it through the Rifftrax version of Transformers.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:41:34 PM »

I echo Eric P's mini-review of Wanted. See it for some crazy shit. But rent it.

I will go see Hellboy 2 and The Dark Knight. And out of pure fanboy duty, The X-Files flick most likely.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:42:45 PM »

Transformers wasn't even the worst film I saw LAST year. You're such a baby, Cohen!

Eric P · « **Reply #48 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2008, 10:41:34 PM

I echo Eric P's mini-review of Wanted. See it for some crazy shit. But rent it.

I will go see Hellboy 2 and The Dark Knight. And out of pure fanboy duty, The X-Files flick most likely.

i will go see hellboy 2 because rue morgue's interview made it out to be a lot better than i feared. the original was "eh."

i'll probably see TDK even though i didn't even like batman begins.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #49 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:45:30 PM »

Transformers was balla man.

Megan Fox, i would give her the O face you know what i'm sayin?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:47:29 PM »

It's a big, noisy piece of pop trash and I totally understand why it would turn off some. But the "worst movie ever" title is just hyperbole thrown about because of its popularity. In reality, it was just the "worst popular movie ever" to those folks. I mean, did you even see EPIC MOVIE?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #51 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:50:28 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 02, 2008, 10:46:39 PM

like "o shit transformers was terrible"

or "o my god why would they make a sequel"

[youtube=425,350]k6UPR3OdroY[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:51:35 PM »

Why would you go see Transformers when you KNOW that's the type of film you're not going to enjoy? I don't understand that. Cinema is too expensive to waste tickets for stuff that looks dumb to you personally. I'm not going to go see Forgetting Sarah Marshall, despite rave reviews, because I know I probably won't enjoy it. Same with Indiana Jones.

Spider-Man 3 was a total disappointment. Last year sucked for blockbusters. This has been one of the best years in awhile, though.

Eric P · « **Reply #53 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:51:40 PM »

the only reason i saw Spider-man was because traffic was so horrible that i decided i'd rather sit and watch spider-man than sit in traffic for hours

Eric P · « **Reply #54 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:52:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2008, 10:51:35 PM

Same with Indiana Jones.

i really can't believe people fell for that movie

however

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #55 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 02, 2008, 10:51:04 PM

ic jokes aren't your thing

I just wanted to throw that in there man. I love that movie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:53:54 PM »

People fell for Indiana Jones hard. I can't believe it's like a month later and it feels like it's completely irrelevant now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 02, 2008, 10:53:37 PM

Transformers was leagues better than X-Men 3 or Spiderman 3, IMO.

As you can see, the bar has not been that high for big budget action flicks as of late.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #58 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2008, 10:53:54 PM

People fell for Indiana Jones hard. I can't believe it's like a month later and it feels like it's completely irrelevant now.

That movie was so crap.

George lucas was all like "We aren't going to have shit like a F16 flying under a bridge, that's not our thing", i was all like "yeah", then i saw the movie and i was like "Waaaat, wtfisthistarzanshitfuckthismovie".

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #59 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:15:22 PM »

Willco, I watch tons of movies, and Transformers is still the worst movie I've seen in a theater in the past 5 years.

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Author Topic: EB Collective, should I skip Hancock? (Read 7229 times)