Author Topic: You want a contest? I'll give you a damn contest. (Read 2397 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **on:** July 03, 2008, 02:01:18 AM »

In honor of Evil Bore's 2nd birthday, I'll run a little contest. Whoever amuses me the most will get a free copy of Live Free or Die Hard on Blu-ray. Tell me a story, or a joke, or draw me a picture. I'll choose the best one in a day or two.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:10:41 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 03, 2008, 02:01:18 AM

Live Free or Die Hard on Blu-ray

suzaku is not amused by this censored bluray existing

cool breeze · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:12:16 AM »

Live Free or Die Hard is supposed to be a Die Hard movie.

Bu-dum tish

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:12:44 AM »

Keep em coming. I'll choose one tomorrow around 3pm.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:13:18 AM »

THIS IS HOW YOU ARE REWARDED DISTANT!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:14:41 AM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 03, 2008, 02:13:18 AM

THIS IS HOW YOU ARE REWARDED DISTANT!

I don't see anyone else offering up free stuff in honor of Evilbore! If you don't like it, don't respond.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:15:05 AM »

evilbore is full of jerky snoboffs!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:17:47 AM »

EVILBORE: WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR STARBUCKS AND FREE PRIZES

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:18:12 AM »

I GRIND MY OWN COFFEE *SNEER* DIE HARD?! MORE LIKE BLOW HARD *SNEER*

Narag · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:19:32 AM »

What if it was free starbucks?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:20:06 AM »

I have never bought anything from Starbucks.

But I don't like coffee.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:20:40 AM »

"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"

"I was out of bullets."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:20:45 AM »

I like starbux, its the fuckers that bought grinders at home that think theyre coffee gods or something. I ONLY drink drip coffee and I ONLY drink it black, and I drink it anywhere. I may be no fucking expert, but I fuckin love drip coffee you fucks.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:21:45 AM »

I don't even know what that means.

Narag · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:22:19 AM »

I've never even been in a starbucks.

Coffee

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 03, 2008, 02:19:50 AM

Okay. So there's these three guys walking on a beach. A Mexican, a white guy and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy "What do you want?" and the black guy says, "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the Mexicans and blacks are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

I've heard this and I like it, lol.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:13:45 AM »

This sounds more like a punishment than something fun.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on July 03, 2008, 09:35:31 AM

Is there a thread at all for contests? Because I would've liked to offered something as well, but it just seemed like nothing ever came of the anniversary

No thread. That's why I made this one, and stepped up with a free Blu-ray. Too bad most people just whined about it.

As it stands, Shinoobi will win, as he is the only person who did anything.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:50:43 PM »

reposted from other thread:

Two biscuits are sitting in an oven. One looks at the other and says:

"It sure is hot in here!"

Then the other says:

"OH MY GOD A TALKING A TALKING BISCUIT!"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:02:08 PM »

I streaked past a busy McDonalds drive thru chasing a van I was in. Thank god that van had a ladder on the back.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2008, 01:50:43 PM

reposted from other thread:

Two biscuits are sitting in an oven. One looks at the other and says:

"It sure is hot in here!"

Then the other says:

"OH MY GOD A TALKING A TALKING BISCUIT!"

Times up! We have our winner, and it's Positive Touch.

PM me your mailing address and I'll send out your free Blu-ray of Live Free or Die Hard on Monday.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:59:58 PM »

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

that joke is killer at parties

distantmantra

a true american hero

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2008, 08:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2008, 05:59:58 PM

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

that joke is killer at parties

distantmantra

a true american hero

It was totally random. And it wasn't racist, so it won by default!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2008, 01:50:43 PM

reposted from other thread:

Two biscuits are sitting in an oven. One looks at the other and says:

"It sure is hot in here!"

Then the other says:

"OH MY GOD A TALKING A TALKING BISCUIT!"

I prefer this when it's muffins, not biscuits. But still,

Robo · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:07:48 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 03, 2008, 08:02:14 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2008, 05:59:58 PM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

that joke is killer at parties

distantmantra

a true american hero

It was totally random. And it wasn't racist, so it won by default!

I've seen that joke a million times and I'm always expecting it to be racist after the first line. My internet respondent conditioning is unbreakable.

muckhole · « **Reply #25 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on July 03, 2008, 11:20:57 PM

Edit: God damn it, I just typed all that up without reading someone already won.

If it's any consolation at all, I laughed. Never heard that one.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:12:34 AM »

Spencer's joke is awesome!

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Author Topic: You want a contest? I'll give you a damn contest. (Read 2397 times)