Author Topic: THE KEANU FILM YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL REMAKE! (Read 1253 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 03, 2008, 12:32:13 PM »

[youtube=425,350]TDI0ZupdIcA[/youtube]

His range is so awesome.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:36:35 PM »

like, whoa

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:42:51 PM »

Keanu is cool.

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:47:04 PM »

i can't watch that since i am at work, but because people apparently can no longer understand subtlety, do you think they'll have the earth actually stop rotating?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:50:14 PM »

It looks like a full on invasion movie by the trailer. I hope not!

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 12:50:14 PM

It looks like a full on invasion movie by the trailer. I hope not!

I'm assuming Keanu is playing the robot

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:56:21 PM »

HE IS KLAATU!

The early script basically sent Klaatu to Earth to warn human beings that the rest of the galaxy would destroy humankind because of global warming. Lawl.

Tucah · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2008, 12:57:41 PM »

Do not want.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:00:41 PM »

Looks good to me.

And everyone knows Keanu has no range, but still, what he does is cool, and i like his movies. I'm excited.

And jennifer connelly is so hot....

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 12:56:21 PM

HE IS KLAATU!

The early script basically sent Klaatu to Earth to warn human beings that the rest of the galaxy would destroy humankind because of global warming. Lawl.

Try not to spoil things please.

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 12:56:21 PM

The early script basically sent Klaatu to Earth to warn human beings that the rest of the galaxy would destroy humankind because of global warming. Lawl.

what the shit

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:05:16 PM »

I bet the rest of the galaxy really cares about earth enough to completely destroy mankind if they dont stop the temperature from rising 4 degrees.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:08:25 PM »

Might be more like E.T creatures being willing to destroy mankind before mankind destroys planet earth. Maybe planets where life can exists are rare so they have to be kept safe.

You might think this concept sounds stupid, but then again, you probably believe in God, hell and heaven and distinguished mentally-challenged fucking shit like that so.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:09:01 PM »

IF THEY CANT STOP DESTROYING THEIR OWN PLANET WHAT IS STOP TO THEM FROM DESTROYING TEH UNIVERSES!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 01:09:01 PM

IF THEY CANT STOP DESTROYING THEIR OWN PLANET WHAT IS STOP TO THEM FROM DESTROYING TEH UNIVERSES!

I bet when the earths temperature rises 4 degrees the whole universe rises.00000000000001 degree which makes the galcon system in sector a completely unbearable for the klaxniv!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 01:09:01 PM

IF THEY CANT STOP DESTROYING THEIR OWN PLANET WHAT IS STOP TO THEM FROM DESTROYING TEH UNIVERSES!

I KNOWZ RITE?!?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:28:26 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 03, 2008, 01:10:25 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 01:09:01 PM
IF THEY CANT STOP DESTROYING THEIR OWN PLANET WHAT IS STOP TO THEM FROM DESTROYING TEH UNIVERSES!

I bet when the earths temperature rises 4 degrees the whole universe rises.00000000000001 degree which makes the galcon system in sector a completely unbearable for the klaxniv!

You keep trowing that 4 degrees shit like its a joke. Ahah, let me guess, you don't even believe Global Warming is something to be deeply worried about.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:30:41 PM »

At the moment, I'm more worried about Keanu's career than global warming.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:31:58 PM »

Figures.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:35:05 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 03, 2008, 01:31:58 PM

Figures.

Clearly the only way to let the masses now about the dangers of global warming is through shitty subtext in a shitty film.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »

Actually, i have been waiting for the REAL Speed 2

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 03, 2008, 01:38:36 PM

Actually, i have been waiting for the REAL Speed 2

On a motorcycle perhaps? Mupepe and nikki can star in it and Genghis Cohen can ride a scooter on the side.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:48:36 PM »

IF THIS PLANET GOES OVER FOUR DEGREES CELCIUS - IT WILL EXPLODE!!!

Eric P · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:48:48 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_3

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:46:56 PM »

that trailer actually looks pretty good

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »

Looks better than I thought it would be, unfortunately it confirms my suspicion that it would be a fairly overblown CGI-fest.

Jansen · « **Reply #25 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:10:05 PM »

fuck, it was removed

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found another one. looks okay.

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:19:49 PM »

well...we'll see i guess

i'm heavily leaning towards no though

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #27 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:06:54 PM »

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/03/must-watch-first-the-day-the-earth-stood-still-trailer/

Reb · « **Reply #28 on:** July 04, 2008, 07:00:18 AM »

I remember that day, I got vertigo really bad.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #29 on:** July 04, 2008, 10:51:15 AM »

That was an absolutely amazing trailer... epic as hell. The music was nice

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:10:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 12:56:21 PM

HE IS KLAATU!

The early script basically sent Klaatu to Earth to warn human beings that the rest of the galaxy would destroy humankind because of global warming. Lawl.

Global warming and apparently the Galactus Cloud as well

playing a robotic alien seems right up Keanu's alley but this looks distinguished mentally-challenged

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Author Topic: THE KEANU FILM YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL REMAKE! (Read 1253 times)