Author Topic: Fireworks depreciation thread (Read 1202 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** July 04, 2008, 01:25:58 AM »

I hate fireworks

1. They're dangerous
2. They're loud
3. I don't like the smell

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks. If someone is lighting them near me, I walk away as fast as I can. If I hear them outside I go into the basement. They just rub me the wrong way. I've seen people get burned by them and read stories about people losing limbs/fingers. Yea probably only happens to dumbasses but I don't take chances.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:28:53 AM »

dangerous?

black people have an irrational fear of the police, fireworks and hard work.

white people have an irrational fear of black people

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:31:21 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 04, 2008, 01:25:58 AM

I hate fireworks

1. They're dangerous

Only for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows who don't know what they're doing.

2. They're loud

So is the wind that comes out of your ass.

3. I don't like the smell

The wind that comes out of your ass.

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks. If someone is lighting them near me, I walk away as fast as I can. If I hear them outside I go into the basement. They just rub me the wrong way. I've seen people get burned by them and read stories about people losing limbs/fingers. Yea probably only happens to dumbasses but I don't take chances.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:41:54 AM »

This is America, dude.

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:42:10 AM »

You sound like an old woman

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:44:31 AM »

they're loud and i can't hear my stories

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:45:39 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on July 04, 2008, 01:42:10 AM

You sound like an old woman

bullshit. i don't know any old women that hide in the fucking basement when they hear fireworks go off.

smh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:48:22 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on July 04, 2008, 01:42:10 AM

You sound like an old woman

Even my grandmother comes over on the 4th of July to watch the fireworks at my house.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:52:39 AM »

you fucking mary

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:59:42 AM »

Anything good in life is dangerous to some degree. And fireworks aren't even that dangerous.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:01:04 AM »

You had a boring childhood

Homeschooled

Black

T234 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:06:31 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2008, 01:59:42 AM

Anything good in life is dangerous to some degree. And fireworks aren't even that dangerous.

They are when you have something powerful enough to blow the drain assembly out of a metel sink at a high rate of speed, spiderweb glass from FEET away and shatter almost 1-inch thick PVC pipe with ease.

FANTASTIC noisemakers those.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:07:08 AM »

Wiener.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM »

I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:09:10 AM »

Home made fireworks are more interesting then there's a real chance of injury.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM

I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.

This made me snort, lol.

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:11:09 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM

I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.

Read reply #11 in this thread plz

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:15:35 AM »

Quote from: T234 on July 04, 2008, 02:11:09 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Read reply #11 in this thread plz

I mean ones that are legal to get in the United States.

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:17:23 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:15:35 AM

Quote from: T234 on July 04, 2008, 02:11:09 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Read reply #11 in this thread plz

I mean ones that are legal to get in the United States.

I can still acquire them easily.

EDIT: I just checked and they are legal in your home state, sir.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:20:30 AM »

black people have an irrational fear of eating pussy

1. It's dangerous
2. It's loud (sometimes)
3. They don't like the smell

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:22:13 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 04, 2008, 01:25:58 AM

I hate fireworks

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks.

You have an irrational distrust of fireworks.

Reb · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:21:03 AM »

Are you some kind of bubble boy?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:24:24 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 04, 2008, 03:21:03 AM

Are you some kind of bubble boy?

I think so!

Reb · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:31:05 AM »

I propose to change PD's name to Bubble Boy.

cool breeze · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:37:44 AM »

I like Fireworks. I used to live in the mountains where you could buy TNT at a firework stand for cheap. We would burn shit and blow shit up all night long.

One year a friend shot a mortar towards the big firework display and it caused some docks to catch fire. It was awesome.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:48:23 AM »

The only way fireworks become "fun" is when your drunk and with a group of people screaming "AMURICA" and "FREEDOM"

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:23:23 AM »

Aries dies.

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Author Topic: Fireworks depreciation thread (Read 1202 times)