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Beardo

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Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« on: July 04, 2008, 11:42:00 AM »
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506

I'll give you a taste.

General: What do we do about the Joker?
Bruce: We hack the internet
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes hack the internet.
General: No one has ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: There is a first time for everything.
General: Ok I like it but which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.

Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 11:49:26 AM »
they stole that joke from Penny Arcade

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 11:56:35 AM »
Yeah, that was not really fun at all.  The only thing that made me laugh was this part:

We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack.  She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.

If they kept going down that path, the lulz would've been brought!
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Beardo

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 11:57:26 AM »
The Batmobile races off into the distance. Finally, BATMAN catches up to the Joker's Zeplin

Joker: Batman, Got time for a little... prank?

Joker unleashes an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see. Batman shoots his own back, and they all collide into each other in the middle of the highway releasing a violent explosion, and the, an explosion within an explosion. Afterwords: one last explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it.

Both BATMAN and JOKER eject from their vehicles, shooting themselves into helicopters. Then they unleash even bigger missiles, which whizz past both of the helicopters, destroying the highway on the ground below. The actions not over yet though, because in the distance there are still five more highways and on top of them, a bridge.

Bildi

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 07:38:29 PM »
If it's anything like Transformers, Batman will show up an hour into the film, and the Joker will show up an hour and a half in.

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I don't care if he wrote Transformers or not, you get the point.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 08:06:53 PM »
The Dark Knight, a Miles Trahan Joint?
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Rain

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2008, 10:22:28 PM »
Anybody saw the Dungeon Siege film he made? Man, how bad that film was.. I swear I couldn't finish it even though I'm famous for finishing lots of sucky ones.

He doesn't have skills. Like, at all :-\
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EvilBoris

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2008, 10:25:11 PM »
 rain: are you trying to be tricky? .... that wasn't a bay movie.
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Rain

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 10:57:39 AM »
rain: are you trying to be tricky? .... that wasn't a bay movie.
Oh my fault, that was Uwe Boll. I got them mixed up. Well either way they both suck.
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Bildi

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Re: Michael Bay apparently wrote a script for Dark Knight
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 10:11:46 PM »
rain: are you trying to be tricky? .... that wasn't a bay movie.
Oh my fault, that was Uwe Boll. I got them mixed up. Well either way they both suck.

Well, you sure got THAT right.