Author Topic: doritos quest: the flavor of gross (Read 1875 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** July 04, 2008, 03:48:24 PM »

so doritos created a new flavor that haven't named, and have been marketing as "quest" -- you, the consumer, get to tell THEM what the flavor is! how could i resist? since it is the fourth here, and since the very american spirit of the fourth is poisoning your body with liquor and snack food, i bought a bag. in a taste test, my wife and maf vomited blood, whereas my mother-in-law is still eating them. if tvc shows up, we will allow him to be the ultimate arbiter of what the flavor is, but as it stands, the prevailing choice is GROSS. they are like lime + sweet + bbq + msg extreme. it is like they took all the sodium crystals from previous failed flavors and threw them in a bag, and said WTF AMERICA.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:51:56 PM »

Their last mystery flavor was cheeseburgers, right? Anyone who willingly ingests this shit deserves the pain that it brings.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:52:28 PM »

ugh gross doritos

then again you cold have bought pringles

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:55:05 PM »

Jesus Christ, Prole. Why buy anything myster. . .wait a second, you also made me buy the mystery flavored soda that one day, and I got GRAPE SODA. GRAPE SODA. I have the can on my desk still.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:57:11 PM »

i can't resist the allure of a FLAVOR MYSTERY!

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:58:18 PM »

Man, I am having trouble motivating myself to put pants on. What is the weather like outside?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:00:01 PM »

Quote

Man, I am having trouble motivating myself to put pants on.

i recommend going out in a robe!

Tucah · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:00:15 PM »

The new flavor's been revealed already.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mountain Dew

[close]

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:00:33 PM »

it's grey and pleasant out. no rain yet.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:13:55 PM »

for a second there i thought you were talking about your post-doritos shit

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:15:50 PM »

i can't decide if the flavor is "cancer of the mouth" or "denis dyack". i'm leaning towards mouth cancer but the fact that the flavor is simultaneously completely confused yet incredibly intense makes me think DYACK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:59:50 PM »

the various new flavors of pringles=

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2008, 05:09:56 PM »

Look into Fiery Habanero Doritos. I'm totally addicted to them... go through about one bag a week.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2008, 05:10:04 PM »

QUEST doritos? I will check the gas station, or store when I go tonight.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2008, 05:48:43 PM »

I'm whiling away the hours at the local anarchist cafe. I had a bowl of vegan noodles with ginger-baked tofu for lunch, and I'll be sticking around for "Women's Anti-Patriot Folk Music Night"

I was briefly privy to high-level insider information on Frito-Lay's marketing strategies

Mandark · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:05:09 PM »

I have nothing to add, except that a lot of the artificial flavoring industry is centered in the Flavor Corridor on the New Jersey turnpike.

That has to explain something.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:06:41 PM »

doritos are basically inedible; if you're going to eat chips, there are some actual decent choices you could make

beer chips, for example

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:28:32 PM »

I like these, I hate Doritos.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:42:42 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 04, 2008, 05:48:43 PM

I'm whiling away the hours at the local anarchist cafe. I had a bowl of vegan noodles with ginger-baked tofu for lunch, and I'll be sticking around for "Women's Anti-Patriot Folk Music Night"

You make me want to come to Portland.

Akala · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 04, 2008, 03:57:11 PM

i can't resist the allure of a FLAVOR MYSTERY!

I share this character flaw. It usually manifests itself through foreign candy. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2008, 01:21:14 AM »

I have a bag of QUEST along with a 12 pack of VOLTAGE... but I dont have the balls or hunger to have either

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2008, 02:04:58 AM »

Anyone try that new Starburst Squirt?

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2008, 07:04:07 PM »

The taste seems extremely familiar, but nothing comes to mind

They have the look of Cooler Ranch, but one bite and all that goes out the window

Definitely not one of my favorite flavors... I'll stick to Cooler Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chili

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2008, 09:01:04 PM »

spicy sweet chili is the shiz

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2008, 09:04:20 PM »

sweet spicy chili is the best doritos

I like blazin buffalo/cool ranch duo as well

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 07, 2008, 09:04:14 PM

smh@doritos

don't hate on our "casual" snacking, Doritos are the Shakespeare of fried corn products

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2008, 09:10:51 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 07, 2008, 09:04:20 PM

I like blazin buffalo/cool ranch duo as well

I was tempted to try these out, too. I believe I feared that the buffalo ones might be too spicy for my liking. Those Quest Doritos are indeed gross.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »

At least I had some yummy Voltage to swig afterward

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