Author Topic: How much alcohol will MAF drink tonight? (Read 5081 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 04, 2006, 06:51:58 PM »

I say at least 10 liters.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:54:20 PM »

Better question: How many gallons of sperm will Pheonix Dark unload tonight?

TO PICTURE OF GUYS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:54:43 PM »

What kind of alcohol does a MAF drink?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:56:02 PM »

Various. Tonight he will be specializing in Irish whiskey apparently!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:58:13 PM »

"Goodnight Saigon" is an excellent drinking song.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:02:41 PM »

Quote from: Master Shake on August 04, 2006, 06:54:20 PM

Better question: How many gallons of sperm will Pheonix Dark unload tonight?

TO PICTURE OF GUYS

My parents are going to be gone for the night, so I'm gonna masturbate with my friends. Lex Steel and Mandingo here I cum!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:06:02 PM »

Lex Steele? So black people really do get off on that shit?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:43:05 PM »

None for me tonight thank you i'll take the funny colored water.

As for maf i bet he'll down at least 500ml of booze

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:45:10 PM »

Quote from: Master Shake on August 04, 2006, 07:06:02 PM

Lex Steele? So black people really do get off on that shit?

He's my inspiration. I drink 3 glasses of milk a day in hope that I can grow a couple more inches down there

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:45:10 PM

Quote from: Master Shake on August 04, 2006, 07:06:02 PM
Lex Steele? So black people really do get off on that shit?
He's my inspiration. I drink 3 glasses of milk a day in hope that I can grow a couple more inches down there

If you were 15 sure. But you are 19. It's over. CANT GROW ANYMORE!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:31:31 PM »

Well I have a whole bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey, and a third of a bottle of Jim Beam white label kentucky whiskey.

Im going to drink as I watch Army of Darkness

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:32:49 PM »

YESSSSSSSSSS ;D

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:23:19 PM »

Isn't he vigilantly buzzed enough?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:03:54 AM »

Got home later than I thought, only had 2 shots of irish and 1 of southern. WEAK. But I was trying to stay up through clerks and still have time to dl 5 billy joel songs.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:05:23 AM »

Clerks is a fantastic movie, even when you're shitfaced.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:27:54 AM »

haha chicks with dicks.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:50:58 AM »

holy shit i dont know how long i've been out but i just woke up. I blame my new friends :elf :elf :elf

yeah my new friends thank you. Maf why you such a light drinker.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:18:58 PM »

becaise I dont like to vomit all over and wake up feeling like shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:20:25 PM »

Because he's a family man

pollo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:51:42 PM »

pfft MAF you gotta step it up. You necessarily don't have to vomit, but a little hangover the next morning never hurt anyone.

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Author Topic: How much alcohol will MAF drink tonight? (Read 5081 times)