I don't trust anyone over 30.
And I'm almost there

I will become what I hate. Technically, I probably am something that I hate, but at least I'm not 30 on top of that. I am a terrible human being. Terrible.
I was listening to the Dead Kennedys today, spurred by the possible Rock Band 2 song list. I was like wooo, punk rock, this is awesome. And then I realized that Jello Biafra would probably murder me for being the total and complete sellout whore that I am. I wish there was some sort of volcano I could throw myself into, make the snap decision to jump and bathe in the several seconds of regret that would follow. It's the only way that I'd ever feel as ashamed and embarrassed as I should. And then at the last moment of mental agony, my body would be dissipated like a cloud by the lava. I also have this fantasy about going up a mountain and breaking my legs in a minor fall. Stranded in a remote location, alone, getting picked apart by crows as I sit there and wait to die. I wish it would happen right now.