Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Economy is down, but sex is up!

[The Fake Shemp]

I just watched television and some psychotherapist was on saying that since we're in a recession, more people are staying home and having sex - because it's cheap and awesome!

... but that we must fornicate safely and use birth control.

[Reb]

Poor Ecnomoy.

[Phoenix Dark]

i want to be your friend willco 

[MrAngryFace]

I wonder if Bush will send me my Refund Sex

[Powerslave]

dont give a fuck

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I just got a raise and am now making more than I ever have in my life

my sex life has been adjusted accordingly

[MrAngryFace]

yeah wtf

[The Fake Shemp]

PhoenixDark - I got offered no strings sex from a female who is dating some dude because I'm leaving town.  I can transfer this offer to you.  Good for one night only.

[MrAngryFace]

Willco will need to wrap her in a bow to mark the exchange as a 'gift' to avoid PD having to declare it as taxable sex income.

[Phoenix Dark]

is she hispanic?

[Tauntaun]

I wonder if Bush will send me my Refund Sex

I lulled.

[FatalT]

is she hispanic?

Beggars can't be choosers. Now take his offer before I do.

[The Fake Shemp]

I was posting chat logs of this broad to Nikki last night and we were dying.  She was blunt.

wfederman007: This chick is trying to convince me to come over Friday so she can do sinful things to me.
wfederman007: And she's dating some other guy lawl.
xnikki118x: hahahaha
wfederman007:

William Federman: THEN I WILL FLEE THE STATE
[name withheld]: damn you
William Federman: You wouldn't want me to stick around anyway
[name withheld]: no, but i want to hit it before you quit it

xnikki118x: haha woow
wfederman007: Pretty direct!
xnikki118x: absolutely!

[Tauntaun]

I was posting chat logs of this broad to Nikki last night and we were dying.  She was blunt.

wfederman007: This chick is trying to convince me to come over Friday so she can do sinful things to me.
wfederman007: And she's dating some other guy lawl.
xnikki118x: hahahaha
wfederman007:

William Federman: THEN I WILL FLEE THE STATE
[name withheld]: damn you
William Federman: You wouldn't want me to stick around anyway
[name withheld]: no, but i want to hit it before you quit it

xnikki118x: haha woow
wfederman007: Pretty direct!
xnikki118x: absolutely!

She has the clap, def. 

[siamesedreamer]

Gross Domestic Product is down while Gross Domestic Pussy is up...

[siamesedreamer]

Yeah...didn't think about it like that.

[AdmiralViscen]

Gross Domestic Pussy sounds like something you'd find in downtown Kalamazoo