The Mormons make me hide in my home

[MrAngryFace]

They came to my door and I heard a knock. No one comes to my place except MORMONS. Sure enough it wuz some MORMONS. I hid in my house silently creeping around. I knew if they somehow got in they would lecture me on the evils of Persona 3.

Someone needs to give these Mormons some jobs.

[Eric P]

mormons once helped me change my car tire and didn't mention jesus.

those mormons were kind of nice

[MrAngryFace]

They had a keikaku for you. You just didnt know it.

[MrAngryFace]

keikaku is japanese for "plan"

[Rman]

Jehovah's witnesses for me.  My apartment is like my fortress of solitude, too.  No one comes over ever and I never invite anyone over.  I prefer to socialize outside of my home; it's not because I'm a hermit or anything.

[Van Cruncheon]

a group of mormons once picked me up while i was hitchhiking and raped me with a socket wrench. well, i think they were mormons. to be perfectly honest, i think they were my relatives.

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah like half my family...cept they aren't nice

[TVC15]

I was walking around a few weeks ago, and on the opposite side of the street, on the sidewalk, there was an old asian man.  I glanced up the block and saw 2 of the Morg walking towards him, and I felt terrible that the poor asian man was going to get it.  But then I was glad that they weren't on my side of the street.  What with me being mopey I probably look like a plum target.

[FatalT]

I was walking around a few weeks ago, and on the opposite side of the street, on the sidewalk, there was an old asian man.  I glanced up the block and saw 2 of the Morg walking towards him, and I felt terrible that the poor asian man was going to get it.  But then I was glad that they weren't on my side of the street.  What with me being mopey I probably look like a plum target.

Excuse me sir, but we couldn't help noticing your look of glum depression. Do you know about the glory of the Lord Jesus Christ? Why, He can make your day better!

[TVC15]

Ok, if I am mopey and/or depressed and I see some of them walking towards me, is there anything I can do to make them not try to talk to me?  Like, if I start smoking again will they not come near me?  What if I am holding a Starbucks cup or maybe put on a large golden chain like an african american might wear?

[Van Cruncheon]

let yer junk hang out of your slacks

[siamesedreamer]

I had to hide from some a couple weeks back. The funny thing is that I drove past them as they walked down my street. Since I park my car outside they knew I was home and ignoring them. I later passed them again when I left my house. Good times...

[bork]

keikaku is japanese for "plan"

That's a bit too weeaboo.   

[Crushed]

keikaku is japanese for "plan"

That's a bit too weeaboo.   

[MrAngryFace]

says the man ownin the figures!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[Bildi]

I open the door and then shut it in their face.  What's with all you guys hiding and running away - that takes quite a chunk out of your day doesn't it?

[TVC15]

I open the door and then shut it in their face.  What's with all you guys hiding and running away - that takes quite a chunk out of your day doesn't it?

I don't want to be rude or anything, though.  I know they don't mean offense and that they are only doing the missionary thing because they've been brainwashed.  I feel bad for them in a way.  But at the same time I don't want to pander and pretend and patronize them or anything, so I tend to take passive-aggressive avoidance strategies when dealing with them is imminent.

[Bildi]

I don't like to be rude either (even though they are already being rude by interrupting my precious, irreplaceable time).  I just say "no thanks" and close the door.

Then I say loudly "it was just some fuckwit mormons at the door", even if I'm at home alone.*






*may not be true.

[Phoenix Dark]

I let them talk a bit then say I'm not interested. It's amusing to me, unlike LaRouche acolytes pounding on your door at 10PM, then calling you "violent" when you tell them to leave