Author Topic: Anyone ever cut the wedding pictures of their first crush? Emo girl squad enter.  (Read 1967 times)

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T234

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And you are not in them?

Some backstory: She was my neighbor for many years. We used to play Sonic 1 on Genesis(She was a girl of taste). She moved away about 2 years before I really knew what the thing in between my legs was REALLY for. Saw her a couple of years after the big discovery. Been pretty much at the top of the list ever since. Flash forward to last night, I don't recognize her right away (her hair has changed alot, but she still has has the finest non-Black, non-Latino posterior I've ever seen). But there she was, wedding 8x10's in hand. I cut them. But I cut them knowing that the most desirable girl I've ran into yet has been had by some other guy.

I know fish in the sea and all that, but damn, it makes me a little emo thinking about it.


I'm gonna get fucking PLOWED tomorrow on Strawberry or Lemon Moonshine (about 140-proof), and I have enough of it to BATHE in it.


Listening to some top shelf emo Bloodwake-Approved Postal Service in honor of the occasion.

And Vanishing Girl by The Dukes of Stratosphear comes on. FUCK YOU PANDORA
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Powerslave

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Dude what the fuck are you talking about

Mupepe

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cut it?  like cut her out of it?  or cut him out of it?  or what?  i'm confused

Madrun Badrun

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Apparently he played Sonic with some girl before he knew the world, then she turned out hot and now he regrets not playing doctor instead. 

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Post her pictures here instead.
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T234

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I trimmed the pictures. I work in a photo lab.
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you should have pissed on them

Olivia Wilde Homo

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I trimmed the pictures. I work in a photo lab.

You son of a bitch.  Posting pictures of your exes on the internet is an honored tradition.
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T234

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father_mike's terrible sentence structure and emo-ness are beginning to rub off on you.
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Powerslave

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FUCK YOU FIRST CRUSH

T234

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I trimmed the pictures. I work in a photo lab.

You son of a bitch.  Posting pictures of your exes on the internet is an honored tradition.
She never was my ex.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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My first crush dropped out of school when she was 17 to have a baby.

I think she was my first crush only because this girl was pretty cute but with adult sized knockers (C or D, I swear) in 6th grade.  
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T234

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I guess maybe so.
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aoi tsuki

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I trimmed the pictures. I work in a photo lab.
Holy fuck that's creepy, unless you make it into a music video.

[youtube=425,350]L5gd0g4OoVg[/youtube]

Crushed

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you're like robin williams bleeding from his eyes because some little shit won't shut up about evangelion action figures
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ToxicAdam

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Don't worry, she will be divorced in 5-6 years and you can catch her on the rebound.



T234

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TA, I always knew there was a reason I had you higher than willco on the EB Republican charts.
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MrAngryFace

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ouch lol.
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ToxicAdam

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Oh, I forgot to mention that she will likely have two kids and you will have to pretend to like them.


T234

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I'll hafta ask my cousin for tips on that shit.
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MrAngryFace

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you'll have to babysit lol
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T234

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He just sits them down in front of the xbox and smokes a GIANT joint.
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ToxicAdam

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It's like an epidemic in middle Ohio. Young mother leaves children with pot-smoking boyfriend who doesn't give a shit, children wander off and die in some freak accident. Mother goes to jail along with boyfriend.

It's happened like 3 times in the past two years.


T234

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The weird thing is, I can give this motherfucker a fifth of Jim Beam, almost an ounce of pot, and two *codones, AND HE STILL HAS BETTER BALANCE THAN ME BEING STONE COLD SOBER.
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The weird thing is, I can give this motherfucker a fifth of Jim Beam, almost an ounce of pot, and two *codones, AND HE STILL HAS BETTER BALANCE THAN ME BEING STONE COLD SOBER.

probably writes better OP:s, too
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And you are not in them?

Some backstory: She was my neighbor for many years. We used to play Sonic 1 on Genesis(She was a girl of taste). She moved away about 2 years before I really knew what the thing in between my legs was REALLY for. Saw her a couple of years after the big discovery. Been pretty much at the top of the list ever since. Flash forward to last night, I don't recognize her right away (her hair has changed alot, but she still has has the finest non-Black, non-Latino posterior I've ever seen). But there she was, wedding 8x10's in hand. I cut them. But I cut them knowing that the most desirable girl I've ran into yet has been had by some other guy.

I know fish in the sea and all that, but damn, it makes me a little emo thinking about it.


I'm gonna get fucking PLOWED tomorrow on Strawberry or Lemon Moonshine (about 140-proof), and I have enough of it to BATHE in it.


Listening to some top shelf emo Bloodwake-Approved Postal Service in honor of the occasion.

And Vanishing Girl by The Dukes of Stratosphear comes on. FUCK YOU PANDORA

using my face as your avatar+that post=smh :-\
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HITS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME HUH?
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I found my first crush on Myspace a while back... little blonde girl named Chevonne (sp?) or something like that... when I was 5 years old. Always was a fan of the blondes even to this day, I wonder if she was Eastern European too? Yeah so anyways, I looked on her Myspace and it looks like she got beaten in the face with the ugly stick, LOL.

But just think of it this way, the girl you may have known as being perfect, when you were a kid, has almost certainly changed, developed all sorts of issues and isn't the same person you once knew. It's no use putting her on a pedestal as some ideal woman, that'll only fuck you up over the long run. There are plenty of other girls out there.....
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DJ_Tet

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It's like an epidemic in middle Ohio. Young mother leaves children with pot-smoking boyfriend who doesn't give a shit, children wander off and die in some freak accident. Mother goes to jail along with boyfriend.

It's happened like 3 times in the past two years.




It's like a glimpse into whiteACIDS future
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Shuri

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this has started to happen to me too, maybe its a sign of my taste changing, or me getting old; I've found a bunch of girls I had crushes on back when I was a kid and in highschool, and lots of them turned out wtf-looking, some look rather plain, but holy crap.

What happened?

T234

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ILL TEL YO WHT HA[[WNED BEEINF OLDR TGAM THST IS TNE PROBLWM OG WJY I DEINK SOO MUXH
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T234

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Holy shit. I musta drank a quart and a half of that shit yesterday.
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