Author Topic: I just re-earned my Red Wings (Read 14879 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** November 15, 2006, 11:09:15 PM »

Haven't done that shit in like, over six years. Sometimes, though, you just gotta.

Similar to sucking on a battery. Don't ask how I know that... I just, do.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:10:57 PM »

oh my.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:11:49 PM »

I drink my own blood when i bleed :/

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:12:57 PM »

*deep breath*

This thread is worthless without pics.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:13:26 PM »

does your beard look like wobe's now

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:14:22 PM »

Lolz

Supposedly it always has, although I've never really been called "ginger" or "redhead" in real life

My beard is different colour than my head

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:14:26 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:15:48 PM »

I'm drinking cheap mexican beer, Tecate, which seems appropriate somehow.

Drinking mexican beer is really similar in taste to eating pussy. I mean, not to be crude, but come on now

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:19:48 PM »

Penny breath.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:20:53 PM »

lolz

lots of people desperate for the snatch, I see

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:29:15 PM »

I guess it depends on the woman .. but no thanks. Been there, done that.

The only thing worse was performing oral sex on a girl after she was dancing all night with no underwear on.

$:-\$

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:31:12 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:33:41 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 15, 2006, 11:29:15 PM

I guess it depends on the woman .. but no thanks. Been there, done that.

The only thing worse was performing oral sex on a girl after she was dancing all night with no underwear on.

$:-\$

yeah dude i'm sure your dick is minty fresh throughout the day

haven't you ever been greeted at the door with a nice, sloppy blowjob? it's not like you had wetnaps to wipe off all the schmutz you've accumulated on your johnson all day

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:35:08 PM »

Never done it, don't like blood.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:43:22 PM »

Tecate is the only beer that tastes worse the more you drink.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:47:01 PM »

I had sex with a female DS owner and she bled all over my sheets lol

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:52:51 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 15, 2006, 11:47:01 PM

I had sex with a female DS owner and she bled all over my sheets lol

alright doder, your DS fetish is a little bit worriesome, now

Quote from: Wobedraggled on November 15, 2006, 11:35:08 PM

Never done it, don't like blood.

neither do I, but I'm a big fan of the female orgasm in its undiluted form

cubicle47b · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:56:19 PM »

Haha, great thread.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:06:05 AM »

But you haven't earned your Paxton wings.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:09:25 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2006, 12:06:05 AM

But you haven't earned your Paxton wings.

Game over man, game over....

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on November 16, 2006, 12:09:25 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2006, 12:06:05 AM
But you haven't earned your Paxton wings.

(Image removed from quote.)

Game over man, game over....

at that head in bottom left corner

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:11:11 AM »

i'm strangely aroused

whiteACID · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:15:25 AM »

who the fuck cares

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:15:55 AM »

aw!

how touching.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:21:09 AM »

redACID wants her Arby's grade pissflaps tongued apart with the Corny style, obviously, and her canker sore of a bitchbean properly shucked

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:22:59 AM »

obviously

nah, redWOOD just wants to be luved

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:23:26 AM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on November 16, 2006, 12:09:25 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2006, 12:06:05 AM
But you haven't earned your Paxton wings.

Game over man, game over....

That's what he yells when he climaxes.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:24:01 AM »

isn't she getting DP'd by a pair of dudepals?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:25:34 AM »

so the legend has it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:28:43 AM »

reaaaaaaally.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:30:58 AM »

but you know how we're all full of shit on the 'net, Doug!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:35:39 AM »

and how

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:40:17 AM »

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:47:27 AM »

uh...have you been following the thread?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:50:09 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 16, 2006, 12:40:17 AM

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

yeah, seriously there girlie. i would never eat a girl out while she was "on the rag" - that's filthy

cloudwalking · « **Reply #35 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:51:13 AM »

I don't know if I'd be comfortable with someone doing that to me during my period. Seems messy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:53:04 AM »

come on, let that pitohui fellow worry the string like a randy hedgehog snoopin' for a sloppy red truffle

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:54:18 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 16, 2006, 12:51:13 AM

I don't know if I'd be comfortable with someone doing that to me during my period. Seems messy.

oh it was, sheets had to be washed and everything.

bitch nearly cracked my head between her thighs during the big 'o' though and to me, that's worth it

besides, messy sheets >

Doug: yo, lay off the cheeba there, fella

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:55:10 AM »

f u, dawg

xnikki118x · « **Reply #39 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:06:31 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 16, 2006, 12:47:27 AM

uh...have you been following the thread?

Yeah, it seems too many people are gross lol.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:06:54 AM »

Koshiba · « **Reply #41 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:04:26 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 16, 2006, 12:51:13 AM

I don't know if I'd be comfortable with someone doing that to me during my period. Seems messy.

It could be.. But being on birth control makes me bleed /alot/ less. So I'm just barely bleeding and I've had it done to me before. I think the first time it happened I had been drinking though. If I still bled like I did before I was on BC, there would be no that ever happening though.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #42 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:29:57 AM »

Quote from: Koshiba on November 16, 2006, 06:04:26 AM

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 16, 2006, 12:51:13 AM
I don't know if I'd be comfortable with someone doing that to me during my period. Seems messy.

It could be.. But being on birth control makes me bleed /alot/ less. So I'm just barely bleeding and I've had it done to me before. I think the first time it happened I had been drinking though. If I still bled like I did before I was on BC, there would be no that ever happening though.

Theres a lot of information here, although I'm not sure wether theres too much or not.

Koshiba · « **Reply #43 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:39:41 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 16, 2006, 06:29:57 AM

Quote from: Koshiba on November 16, 2006, 06:04:26 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on November 16, 2006, 12:51:13 AM
I don't know if I'd be comfortable with someone doing that to me during my period. Seems messy.

It could be.. But being on birth control makes me bleed /alot/ less. So I'm just barely bleeding and I've had it done to me before. I think the first time it happened I had been drinking though. If I still bled like I did before I was on BC, there would be no that ever happening though.

Theres a lot of information here, although I'm not sure wether theres too much or not.

Well, I do have people tell me "TMI" alot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:48:37 AM »

Eating a girl out while she's on the rag is a line that even I won't cross...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Get a few beers in me and let's see what happens

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Christopher · « **Reply #45 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:30:20 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 11:33:41 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 15, 2006, 11:29:15 PM
I guess it depends on the woman .. but no thanks. Been there, done that.

The only thing worse was performing oral sex on a girl after she was dancing all night with no underwear on.

$:-\$

yeah dude i'm sure your dick is minty fresh throughout the day

haven't you ever been greeted at the door with a nice, sloppy blowjob? it's not like you had wetnaps to wipe off all the schmutz you've accumulated on your johnson all day

I don't know what kind of stinky balls you have but if you throw some baby powder down there daily it stops the sweating and what not....never had any problems after I learned that secret till the next shower.

I don't know why people make such a big deal about eating a girl out, some people flat out refuse to do it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:34:31 AM »

I don't know many women who like a faceful of talcum, either, though.

My motto is, "pussy stink, but so do marijuana"

same goes for balls / cack / taint whatever

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #47 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:44:23 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 16, 2006, 12:40:17 AM

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

...

Nikki dear, you did actually read the thread, right?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:46:25 AM »

Yeah, it seems too many people are gross lol.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #49 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:52:50 AM »

That is one phalic stain.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #50 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:54:41 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 16, 2006, 09:30:20 AM

I don't know why people make such a big deal about eating a girl out, some people flat out refuse to do it.

I think it's ridiculous, honestly.

What's worse: A mouthful of hard sweaty cock getting shoved to the back of your throat, followed by a hot shot of jism to gag onc

OR

Using your tongue to lick a tasteless vagina, while bringing a ridiculous amount of pleasure to a female

-----

I LOVE eating pussy. I'd eat pussy all fucking day long, if only for the reward of the girl's legs spasming with pleasung while I do it. What negative effects are there? Some guys are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, I tell you. distinguished mentally-challenged. And what's that say to your girl? You expect her to take her mouth getting pummelled by your dick, but you won't do an equivalent for her? Bullshit.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #51 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:58:20 AM »

^^ That's what guys with small dicks always say.

(I'm just kidding. Please dont kill me)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:58:42 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 10:54:41 AM

What's worse: A mouthful of hard sweaty cock getting shoved to the back of your throat, followed by a hot shot of jism to gag onc

OR

Using your tongue to lick a tasteless vagina, while bringing a ridiculous amount of pleasure to a female

I'm going to say the cock is worse, but that has a lot to do with my sexual preferences more than anything else.

I have never licked a "tasteless" vagina, they all taste like something

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #53 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:59:20 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 16, 2006, 10:58:20 AM

That's what guys with small dicks always say.

gotta make up for it somehow

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #54 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:02:07 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 10:58:42 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 10:54:41 AM
What's worse: A mouthful of hard sweaty cock getting shoved to the back of your throat, followed by a hot shot of jism to gag onc

OR

Using your tongue to lick a tasteless vagina, while bringing a ridiculous amount of pleasure to a female

I'm going to say the cock is worse, but that has a lot to do with my sexual preferences more than anything else.

(Image removed from quote.) I have never licked a "tasteless" vagina, they all taste like something

It certainly doesn't taste bad, that's for damn sure!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #55 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:03:37 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 11:02:07 AM

It certainly doesn't taste bad, that's for damn sure!

That's not always the case, dude. One of my first experiences was with an overzealous asswiper, or something - almost put me off that shit for good!

whiteACID · « **Reply #56 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:04:49 PM »

I really hate this thread, it makes me feel wierd. Oddly enough I can't stop coming back to it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:05:30 PM »

Gotta come back to something, all the other threads seem to have died

whiteACID · « **Reply #58 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:05:45 PM »

just shutup you

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #59 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:08:27 PM »

Might as well.

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Author Topic: I just re-earned my Red Wings (Read 14879 times)