I just re-earned my Red Wings

[APF]

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

Not a big deal.  Personally I'm more disturbed by looking down and seeing a blood-drenched penis after fucking someone on their period, but that's just me.

[The Fake Shemp]

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

Not a big deal.  Personally I'm more disturbed by looking down and seeing a blood-drenched penis after fucking someone on their period, but that's just me.

Happen often, eh?

[Saint Cornelius]

APF is killing vaginas everywhere with that monster dink of his

[The Fake Shemp]

[APF]

Who's talking about vaginas?

[Saint Cornelius]

Well, the OP was, at least!

[Mupepe]

So who here has ever eaten a girl out while she was on the rag? My friend does all the time and I'm just repulsed by it.

Not a big deal.  Personally I'm more disturbed by looking down and seeing a blood-drenched penis after fucking someone on their period, but that's just me.

The smell of a girl on the rag is worse than anything   

[Cyanista]

Ok, I have to wonder about the general cleanliness of a chick that can get off on menstrual oral.  I'm not OCD or anything, but I'm pretty sure the thought of someone sucking my wombwalls out through my vagina would be a -tad- distracting.

[The Fake Shemp]

Wow, way to gross the topic up.

[Cyanista]

Mama always said I had a gift for the written word.

[The Fake Shemp]

Fitting that you get post 69 in such a topic.

[BlackMage]

so what is the deal with white folk and their love for mayonnaise? crazy mother fuckers.

[Christopher]

man so I was walking today thinking about something while coming back from the gym and I saw this really really fat girl and I seriously thought about this topic today and having that gross sweaty ham hock leg over your back while you tounge that unshaven puss...please tell me she wasn't gross St. Corn, please.

[BlackMage]

man so I was walking today thinking about something while coming back from the gym and I saw this really really fat girl and I seriously thought about this topic today and having that gross sweaty ham hock leg over your back while you tounge that unshaven puss...please tell me she wasn't gross St. Corn, please.

sounds like you need to end yourself

[Cyanista]

Why?  Because the thought of eating fat girls out sickens him/her/it?  Sickens me, too.

[BlackMage]

Why?  Because the thought of eating fat girls out sickens him/her/it?  Sickens me, too.

no that's not why, baby boo. hey have you ever muff dived before?

[Cyanista]

I know it's rude to answer a question with a question, but are you going to make me regret answering that??

[BlackMage]

I know it's rude to answer a question with a question, but are you going to make me regret answering that??

you already answered the question. also, don't worry, regret is common when it involves me and anything sex related.

[Saint Cornelius]

jesus! i go out to lunch and i come back to some insanity.

Cyanista, I'm not trying to make this topic the one where I hit on you shamelessly, but if you were my woman and you were like "I need to get laid NOW" and I went "cool" and you followed that up with "....but I'm on the rag", I would find it within me to get over the whole grossness aspect and just get in there.

Now, back to reality - I could tell that the ol' lady wasn't going to get there by me ramming away at her, so I said "I'm going to do it!" and she said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and I said "nope, I'm going to" and she was giving me that whole "no but I mean yes" thing (not date rape, after all this is my GF we're talking about) and so I went down there and flicked the panic button a little bit, nearly getting my head caved in during the process.

It wasn't like I drank a gallon of her menstrual fluid. Damn!

Don't say nuthin', I guess I'm just a freak

[The Sceneman]

It certainly doesn't taste bad, that's for damn sure!

That's not always the case, dude. One of my first experiences was with an overzealous asswiper, or something - almost put me off that shit for good!

     Mods lock thread pls lol

[Saint Cornelius]

Lock your own thread, hamster penis!

[The Sceneman]

I was just kidding. This thread is pretty sweet. I was able to share one of my true stories which is usually too disgusting to talk about.

[Koshiba]

Now, back to reality - I could tell that the ol' lady wasn't going to get there by me ramming away at her, so I said "I'm going to do it!" and she said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and I said "nope, I'm going to" and she was giving me that whole "no but I mean yes" thing (not date rape, after all this is my GF we're talking about) and so I went down there and flicked the panic button a little bit, nearly getting my head caved in during the process.

It wasn't like I drank a gallon of her menstrual fluid. Damn!

Don't say nuthin', I guess I'm just a freak

That's pretty much how it happened with my BF and I as well.  But like I said, it really wasn't much blood, maybe a few drops. One time might have been a little bit more when there was a small stain of blood on my sheet when we were done, but nothing major. So I guess it also depends on how heavy the girl bleeds. Lol.

Drinking a gallon of menstrual fluid sounds really nasty though. And I would also think that sucking dick is worse than licking pussy. I mean licking pussy, all you're doing is using your tongue and bit and whatever else, sucking dick, you're pretty much getting man-cock down your throat and gagging every so often if you still have a working gag reflex.

Any way, I'm a pretty open person about stuff like that and really, can't hurt to try new things. So imo, can't really knock something you've never tried.

[Melissa]

This is just my entry in this epically tragic thread.

[ToxicAdam]

It's entirely possible to go down on a woman and keep everything "above the rim", so to speak. Let your fingers get messy while your tongue bathes the little man in the boat.


I just hate trying to wash that dried red ring off of the base of my penis when I am done. Takes forever.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

This is just my entry in this epically tragic thread.

You're just mad that you're not in the spotlight. Jim does go down on you, right? I would be pissed if I wasn't getting any oral pleasure.

It's entirely possible to go down on a woman and keep everything "above the rim", so to speak. Let your fingers get messy while your tongue bathes the little man in the boat.

EXACTLY. EXACTLY

[Bacon]

I only do it on heavy flow days.

[Melissa]

You're just mad that you're not in the spotlight.

Bah!  If I wanted the spotlight, I'd make some threads.

[Saint Cornelius]

Well, make some if you want, but stop shitting on my threads. K? It can't all be about you, ya know?

And nice sidestep of my other question.

[Cyanista]

When you don't specify what actually happened, I will -always- assume the grossest thing. 

[Saint Cornelius]

Always the optimist!

[xnikki118x]

Now, back to reality - I could tell that the ol' lady wasn't going to get there by me ramming away at her, so I said "I'm going to do it!" and she said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and I said "nope, I'm going to" and she was giving me that whole "no but I mean yes" thing (not date rape, after all this is my GF we're talking about) and so I went down there and flicked the panic button a little bit, nearly getting my head caved in during the process.

It wasn't like I drank a gallon of her menstrual fluid. Damn!

Don't say nuthin', I guess I'm just a freak

That's pretty much how it happened with my BF and I as well.  But like I said, it really wasn't much blood, maybe a few drops. One time might have been a little bit more when there was a small stain of blood on my sheet when we were done, but nothing major. So I guess it also depends on how heavy the girl bleeds. Lol.

Drinking a gallon of menstrual fluid sounds really nasty though. And I would also think that sucking dick is worse than licking pussy. I mean licking pussy, all you're doing is using your tongue and bit and whatever else, sucking dick, you're pretty much getting man-cock down your throat and gagging every so often if you still have a working gag reflex.

Any way, I'm a pretty open person about stuff like that and really, can't hurt to try new things. So imo, can't really knock something you've never tried.

I disagree. I don't know if it's because I'm not sexually attracted to girls or what, but I think that giving oral to a woman has to be the grossest thing ever. I'd much rather go down on a man than a woman. It's somehow simpler, I guess, and less gross. I can't really explain it. I don't understand men who love eating pussy.

[Koshiba]

I disagree. I don't know if it's because I'm not sexually attracted to girls or what, but I think that giving oral to a woman has to be the grossest thing ever. I'd much rather go down on a man than a woman. It's somehow simpler, I guess, and less gross. I can't really explain it. I don't understand men who love eating pussy.

Well, I'm bisexual and could probably care less either way. But my main issue with sucking dick is it hitting the back of my throat and me gagging from it (Damned gag reflex, too bad I'm not bulimic, I could be rid of it that way. Lol. )  Though other than that, it's all the same to me. Not like "Oh gross, I won't do it" or "Oh, it's wonderful I love it" Lol. I'm just indifferent, I'll do it for the person I'm with, I just don't have much opinion other than that I guess.

[Cyanista]

Well, I'm bisexual and could probably care less either way. But my main issue with sucking dick is it hitting the back of my throat and me gagging from it (Damned gag reflex, too bad I'm not bulimic, I could be rid of it that way. Lol. )  Though other than that, it's all the same to me. Not like "Oh gross, I won't do it" or "Oh, it's wonderful I love it" Lol. I'm just indifferent, I'll do it for the person I'm with, I just don't have much opinion other than that I guess.

Gee, thanks for sharing your wishy washy ramblings?  I sure wish you were bulimic, too?

[Mupepe]

Well, I'm bisexual and could probably care less either way. But my main issue with sucking dick is it hitting the back of my throat and me gagging from it (Damned gag reflex, too bad I'm not bulimic, I could be rid of it that way. Lol. )  Though other than that, it's all the same to me. Not like "Oh gross, I won't do it" or "Oh, it's wonderful I love it" Lol. I'm just indifferent, I'll do it for the person I'm with, I just don't have much opinion other than that I guess.

Gee, thanks for sharing your wishy washy ramblings?  I sure wish you were bulimic, too?

I love you

[Koshiba]

Well, I'm bisexual and could probably care less either way. But my main issue with sucking dick is it hitting the back of my throat and me gagging from it (Damned gag reflex, too bad I'm not bulimic, I could be rid of it that way. Lol. )  Though other than that, it's all the same to me. Not like "Oh gross, I won't do it" or "Oh, it's wonderful I love it" Lol. I'm just indifferent, I'll do it for the person I'm with, I just don't have much opinion other than that I guess.

Gee, thanks for sharing your wishy washy ramblings?  I sure wish you were bulimic, too?

I was just contributing to the conversation. The bulimc thing was a joke, hence the "Lol." and the Face.

[Saint Cornelius]

Cyanista is my female counterpart. If I somehow miss the opprotunity to make a snide comment, she's there to take up the slack. 

[whiteACID]

Well, I'm bisexual and could probably care less either way. But my main issue with sucking dick is it hitting the back of my throat and me gagging from it (Damned gag reflex, too bad I'm not bulimic, I could be rid of it that way. Lol. )  Though other than that, it's all the same to me. Not like "Oh gross, I won't do it" or "Oh, it's wonderful I love it" Lol. I'm just indifferent, I'll do it for the person I'm with, I just don't have much opinion other than that I guess.

Gee, thanks for sharing your wishy washy ramblings?  I sure wish you were bulimic, too?

Be my friendosaurus

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

It's been so long since i've had a shag...how long until I become a virgin again?

[whiteACID]

You must first confess your sins to Christ

[Saint Cornelius]

I hear seven years will get you back to being a virgin. Or is that how long it takes to get rid of bad luck? One in the same.

Damn, when I lost my shit in the early 90's and joined the Mormons, I couldn't go for more than a month without self-abuse.

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

You must first confess your sins to Christ

can we not have dirty hippy sex instead?

[Saint Cornelius]

damn redWOOD is just the go-to gal for all y'all horny fucks

[Saint Cornelius]

damn redWOOD is just the go-to gal for all y'all horny fucks

.


whoa almost hit by lightning!

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

damn redWOOD is just the go-to gal for all y'all horny fucks

I actually can be bothered chatting up some slut on the internet. Black coffee is my new sex.

[whiteACID]

damn redWOOD is just the go-to gal for all y'all horny fucks

I actually can be bothered chatting up some slut on the internet. Black coffee is my new sex.

suck brown ass taint juices off my grandmas tongue. fuck you pussy,  coffee drinking bitch.

[Saint Cornelius]

oh, that's fucking hot

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

damn redWOOD is just the go-to gal for all y'all horny fucks

I actually can be bothered chatting up some slut on the internet. Black coffee is my new sex.

suck brown ass taint juices off my grandmas tongue. fuck you pussy,  coffee drinking bitch.

I love you too. Lets get married.

[Mupepe]

She mine.  Sorry, buddy.

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

She mine.  Sorry, buddy.

ah well. I have my hand 

[Saint Cornelius]

She mine.  Sorry, buddy.

Her AND Melissa? Mad greedy, dude.

[Mupepe]

She mine.  Sorry, buddy.

Her AND Melissa? Mad greedy, dude.

They don't know about each other.  Hurry, mods!  Delete this post!

[Himu]

RED BULL: IT GIVES YOU WINGS!!!

[Fatghost28]

Don't most people like the taste of blood? 


It's like nature's steak sauce.

[Vizzys]

...this thread is all sorts of nasty.

Different Strokes like SC says I guess...

[Cyanista]

Don't most people like the taste of blood? 


It's like nature's steak sauce.

I salute you for dragging this topic back up from the slummy depths of faux-apathetic internet macking, to the plateau of moderate humor!

[Saint Cornelius]

Cyanista prefers her internet macking to be of a more genuine nature

[Vizzys]

MACKING YOU SAY?

huahuahua,wait till you see my gaming forum contest entry you will love it. PM for details

[Cyanista]

I like things authentic.  Look at all my whips, they're all vintage.

[Mupepe]

I like things authentic.  Look at all my whips, they're all vintage.

Do you have those classy wooden dildos?