Author Topic: Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina (Read 4603 times)

Bildi · « **on:** July 12, 2008, 08:21:00 PM »

What would you do if you had the opposite sex organs for a day?

I'd be so entertained I probably wouldn't leave the house all day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:23:51 PM »

Coke bottles, door knobs, revolvers, bottle rockets, you name it, it's going in. If I just have a gash for a day, it doesn't really matter if I totally destroy it. I might even try that female circumcision thing that is so popular in other parts of the world.

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:26:23 PM »

i'd probably taste myself

Powerslave · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:27:31 PM »

Try to get guys to fuck me.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:33:11 PM »

I'd masturbate for 24 hours.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:20:01 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 12, 2008, 08:23:51 PM

Coke bottles, door knobs, revolvers, bottle rockets, you name it, it's going in. If I just have a gash for a day, it doesn't really matter if I totally destroy it. I might even try that female circumcision thing that is so popular in other parts of the world.

i'd make a man lick my g in exchange for letting him cum inside me

i always wondered how that felt

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:23:14 PM »

Get Joe Molotov to fuck me senseless

cool breeze · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:25:31 PM »

Would I still be me, but with a vagina, or will I be a female? If I was a female (who would probably be really hot), I would be a huge slut for that day. But if I'm me with a vagina, probably what TVC said.

Bildi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:30:10 PM »

Jesus you guys.

Quote from: swaggaz on July 12, 2008, 09:25:31 PM

Would I still be me, but with a vagina, or will I be a female? If I was a female (who would probably be really hot), I would be a huge slut for that day. But if I'm me with a vagina, probably what TVC said.

I was thinking a male with a vagina or vice versa. However, I was actually just thinking that I'd love to be a hot chick for a day - I'd have a string of lesbian trysts and sleep with most of EB's male population.

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:39:17 PM »

Well then this isn't very fair. Females with a penis is almost a plus since lesbians will be all over you in troves. I have never met a lesbian who was straight up like "I like the vagina". They are all about dildos and doing that shit to each other. They would love for one of them to have a penis. On the other side there are homo guys who are all about the cock, so they probably wouldn't be cool with pounding your newly acquired vagina. Straight guys would also be too creeped out to bone you. The only hope of another human interaction within a day (no time to Craigslist it) is a random Bi guy, but he probably would also be freaked out.

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:39:38 PM »

cry and then make wild unfounded accusations

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:19:58 PM »

i'd create a mold of my vagina and sell it to the fleshlight company

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:34:42 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 12, 2008, 09:23:14 PM

Get Joe Molotov to fuck me senseless

If I ever get to have a penis for a day, I will.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 12, 2008, 08:27:31 PM

Try to get guys to fuck me.

Come on, you wouldn't be at least a little tempted to try something new?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:45:15 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 13, 2008, 12:41:56 AM

Quote from: Powerslave on July 12, 2008, 08:27:31 PM
Try to get guys to fuck me.

Come on, you wouldn't be at least a little tempted to try something new?

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:47:11 AM »

I am no homo irl, I only suck cocks on the net.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:54:35 AM »

Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:30:14 AM »

haha, TVC is just being honest

Personally I am too cowardly to take a hammer to my crotch

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2008, 02:44:55 AM »

It would have to be in the winter so I could pee my name in the snow.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2008, 07:38:46 AM »

While I have the requisite equipment, I've never even seen snow - peeing in it would surely be awesome.

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 12:54:35 AM

Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.

WTF @ your imagination - you should write children's books or something.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:44:04 AM »

I'd prostitute myself the entire day. Make a good couple grand at least.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:10:16 AM »

Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:37:05 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 13, 2008, 09:10:16 AM

Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like

Damn what a brilliant post.

GilloD · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:56:27 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 12:54:35 AM

Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.

Jesus fucking christ. I've never felt so attracted and so repulsed at the same moment. You've tapped inot the bottom of my beating repitilian drive.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2008, 03:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 13, 2008, 09:10:16 AM

Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like

I feel the same way about a penis.

Reb · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2008, 03:49:42 PM »

What if your penis feels like a vagina?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:00:57 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 13, 2008, 03:49:42 PM

What if your penis feels like a vagina?

Then I think you have bigger issues to worry about.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:02:16 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 13, 2008, 04:00:57 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on July 13, 2008, 03:49:42 PM
What if your penis feels like a vagina?

Then I think you have bigger issues to worry about.

not that big.

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:08:46 PM »

ooooh witty

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:52:41 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 13, 2008, 03:45:57 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 13, 2008, 09:10:16 AM
Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like

I feel the same way about a penis.

you will grow to love you penis. every time you accidentally rub something against it, it feels good.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:52:49 PM »

your*

Powerslave · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:55:02 PM »

You could also have edited your post. Oh wait you can't because you got lepered for not paying Ichi's 50 dollars back yet in all these years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:16:25 PM »

I'd be too scared to part my legs. Don't women drip all the time?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2008, 06:33:17 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 13, 2008, 05:16:25 PM

I'd be too scared to part my legs. Don't women drip all the time?

No, homo.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2008, 07:03:17 PM »

She's lying. They leave trails like snails, duder.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:09:43 PM »

it's so nasty. scars are nasty just as, but a scar that grows hair AND gets wet once stimulated=

it's not like a smell booty is a better alternative. oral sex is the only sex that sounds attractive to me

MCD · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:18:22 PM »

wilde homo.

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:27:53 PM »

How about jamming a light bulb into my vagina and then using my legs as I would a walnut cracker?

cool breeze · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:28:57 PM »

The only weird TVC level shit I would do is stick a hose in there and turn it on full blast and see if it comes out my mouth.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:35:37 PM »

Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:33:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 07:03:17 PM

She's lying. They leave trails like snails, duder.

Quote from: swaggaz on July 13, 2008, 09:28:57 PM

The only weird TVC level shit I would do is stick a hose in there and turn it on full blast and see if it comes out my mouth.

Dude that's your ass not the vag/penis.

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:38:13 PM »

throw cayenne pepper on your gash so i can lick it off tvc

Tabasco · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:40:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 09:35:37 PM

Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.

Reb · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2008, 03:28:40 AM »

Hahaha, awesome.

muckhole · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:54:41 AM »

Quote from: Tabasco on July 13, 2008, 10:40:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 09:35:37 PM
Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.

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Author Topic: Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina (Read 4603 times)