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Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« on: July 13, 2008, 06:39:11 PM »
oh god it's got robots that turn into jets, giant mecha robots that smash stuff with their fists and shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and planes that can submerge. Super cool.

Video here:

http://www.gamespot.com/video/944928/6193707/videoplayerpop?rgroup=e32008_story

(video includes new Hell March I think).

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the Rising Sun's ground-based Mecha Tengu walkers (half-jet, half-robot-walker mechs bear a passing resemblance to the transforming jet/robots from the classic Japanese anime Super Dimensional Fortress Macross) and the swift Seawing submarines (which seem a bit like the transforming light/dark ship from the satisfyingly challenging arcade shooter Ikaruga)

Oh and the box art is official:



Completely ridicuous, which in the Red Alert world, is just perfect.
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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2008, 06:42:30 PM »
OMG  :lol
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 06:48:21 PM »
hahaha so fuckin awesome
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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2008, 06:55:12 PM »
Red Alert is so awesome.


:bow Hell March.

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2008, 07:00:58 PM »
I AM DOWN FOR THIS OMG OMG
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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 07:28:14 PM »
any game that has fucking armored soviet bears on the cover is awesome

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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 08:00:50 PM »
Holy shit.

Even if this WAS coming to Steam day one, I'd be tempted to grab that retail box.

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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2008, 08:00:59 PM »
fuck yeah

honestly the first thing that caught my attention was that fucking bear
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2008, 08:01:27 PM »
Incredible... Red Alert was one of the first PC games I ever bought and I loved it to death.  I can't wait for this.  Is that the real box art? It looks absolutely glorious.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2008, 08:18:34 PM »
Flying subs are awesome.  I will buy this.

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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 08:30:03 PM »
that box is the greatest box

also, FLYING SUBMARINES
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 08:33:24 PM »
Are they flying submarines or submerging airplanes? This is a deep and important question.

Also, the design of those floating tanks is reminiscent of the submersible Triton tanks from Total Annihilation.
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2008, 08:42:07 PM »
Flying Submarines.

The idea of something coming out of the water to the sky is a lot more awesome than something flying going into the water.  I mean, when that happens it is called crash.  When a submarine flies of of water you are speechless.

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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2008, 08:48:36 PM »
this looks to be a smorgasborg of inexplicable awesome

soviet bear cavalry versus gundams versus jet fighter submarines, now with hot commie chicks
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2008, 08:56:09 PM »
Live action cutscenes are back as well.  This game will be shamelessly awesome.
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2008, 10:28:52 PM »
That's the best EA logo I've ever seen.  :ussrcry

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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2008, 11:37:03 PM »
This is gonna be better than SC 1.5 easy
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2008, 11:42:22 PM »
Hopefully my computer can run it or a console port is released. I'm going to buy it at a gamestop with one Russian flag shirt on.
An Xbox 360 version was confirmed a while back.  :-*
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2008, 11:43:31 PM »
any game that has fucking armored soviet bears on the cover is awesome

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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2008, 11:57:20 PM »
This is gonna be better than SC 1.5 easy
So true yet it won't get a fraction of the recognition.
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2008, 12:05:16 AM »
Who cares, korea is dumb
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Re: Red Alert 3-Empire of the WACKY JAPPY faction unveiled
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2008, 12:06:39 AM »
Kim Jong Il likes Red Alert 3, anyway!  He's the only Korean that matters.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2008, 12:09:54 AM »
Who cares, korea is dumb

Seriously.  Let's invade them already.

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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2008, 12:11:47 AM »
any game that has fucking armored soviet bears on the cover is awesome

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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2008, 02:27:56 AM »
Seein those soviet blimps just warms my fukin heart
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