Author Topic: stepbrothers looks to be the worst movie made since i got the clap (Read 2062 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** July 13, 2008, 08:05:25 PM »

seriously, what the fuck. as if anchorman and walk hard weren't abysmally distinguished mentally-challenged enough unto themselves, they had to take the no-talent grand mal shenanigans of BOTH will farrell and john c reilly and DOUBLE THE MANCHILD QUOTIENT. why didn't they just call this FRAT MOVIE?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:06:49 PM »

if you want to see this, i wish death upon you. specifically, i wish aids upon you -- aids contracted from your gay marine uncle when he rapes you with a length of mildewed pvc pipe in his chicken hutch.

Rman · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:09:13 PM »

I have friends who really want to see this and I always ask them why. It looks terrible.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:09:58 PM »

lastly, i SHOULD add that i do actually anticipate the movie made 20 years from now when the apparently exponential increase of manchild protagonists per year leads judd apatow to produce 2028's POO-NITED STATES OF SHITMERICA, which is nothing but documentary footage of every male human in this country defecating on each other.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:10:39 PM »

Watch Funny Games

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:10:55 PM »

seen the original, it's not so funny :'(

on the other hand, it's nice to see two creepy white boys have a good time without shitting themselves

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:15:44 PM »

It is very funny. You just can't see the humor. Maybe stepbrothers is for you.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:23:02 PM »

i do not understand the humor of proletarian sociopaths -or- amiable psychopaths, it seems

guess the only place to get my shits and giggles is the comedic stylings of margaret cho

fat and sassy is the new funny

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 13, 2008, 08:23:02 PM

i do not understand the humor of proletarian sociopaths -or- amiable psychopaths, it seems

guess the only place to get my shits and giggles is the comedic stylings of margaret cho

fat and sassy is the new funny

time for a comeback!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:34:55 PM »

You're a hack if you thought Walk Hard was lame.

You're mentally distinguished mentally-challenged if you think John C Reily is terrible.

Boogie Nights > Fake Internet Joke character

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 13, 2008, 08:23:02 PM

i do not understand the humor of proletarian sociopaths -or- amiable psychopaths, it seems

guess the only place to get my shits and giggles is the comedic stylings of margaret cho

fat and sassy is the new funny

That's what you get for playing Dog Island

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:37:44 PM »

hey look it's will farrell as a:

1) self-centered idiot who thinks he's a sexy genius and shouts a lot
2) a manchild idiot who thinks he's sexy and shouts a lot

congratulations you now have every will farrell movie

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:39:06 PM »

The only reason this made me laugh slightly is because of the slapstick shit.

Other than that, congratulations, it's the same Will Ferrell movie I've seen a million times.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:41:55 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 13, 2008, 08:34:55 PM

You're a hack if you thought Walk Hard was lame.

You're mentally distinguished mentally-challenged if you think John C Reily is terrible.

Boogie Nights > Fake Internet Joke character

his squandered career should bring dismay, not delight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:07:10 PM »

you think stepbrothers looks worse than speed racer/love guro/zohan? smh old man, you fell off

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:09:04 PM »

don't troll speed racer in my hate thread, cracker

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:16:52 PM »

Speed Racer > Maurice Cooks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:18:05 PM »

that's not saying much!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »

don't feed his delusional black ass, just post that unforgiven photoshop

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:20:12 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:22:33 PM »

Will Ferrell = one trick pony

His trick got tiring after Old School. Since then, he's made about 40-50 movies, still rehashing the same character. Many Ferrell fegs will say "bubububu Stranger than Fiction" which is a passable movie and doesn't even come close to redeeming Ferrell's more than tired character that he rehashes. Its like Steven Seagal but somehow manages to be worse. At least Seagal has the ability to change both occupation and race when rehashing his character.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 13, 2008, 09:20:12 PM

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still gets me everytime

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:25:29 PM »

unforgiven was horrible but come on, speed racer is on a different plane of bullshittery

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:35:20 PM »

I'm sorry Prole, didn't you like Speed Racer?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:02:03 PM »

this thread is about STEPBROTHERS you obese things

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:04:05 PM »

WHY IS THERE A THREAD ABOUT STEPBROTHERS hey you should make another Wii thread just to even things out

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:06:03 PM »

my in-laws are over and love wii sports

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:06:11 PM »

i'm ashamed to say i've seen 2 farell movies.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 13, 2008, 10:02:03 PM

this thread is about STEPBROTHERS you obese things

Oh, the funny movie where Ferrell and Reilly hit each other with shit? Yeah, day one for that.

Srsly, it's a pretty formulaic thing but oh well, it tickles my funny bone. Yes, I am by turns a complex and simplistic creature. OH THE NOES.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Speed Racer is still as shitty movie.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:13:06 PM »

Personally, I can't wait for the trailers for the Bruno movie to hit so Prole can dole out some more faux outrage at the humor habits of the... er, proletariat.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:25:27 PM »

The real question is, why aren't you watching Hellboy II? GO SEE IT NOW! I have to wait to see it sometime this week cause my wife wants to see it with me so I probably won't get to see it till Wednesday night.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:41:40 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 13, 2008, 10:13:06 PM

Personally, I can't wait for the trailers for the Bruno movie to hit so Prole can dole out some more faux outrage at the humor habits of the... er, proletariat.

hey, i wound up really liking borat despite the bk beast's best attempts to make me despise it. i do not doubt that i will enjoy bruno, since it will mock the very folks excited to see stepbrothers -- i.e. YOU.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** July 14, 2008, 12:36:34 AM »

I don't think Stepbrothers looks funny at all, either.

Mandark · « **Reply #33 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:02:07 AM »

Adam Sandler irks me more than Ferrel, for always demanding that the audience root for his Mary Sue character as he shows all the Margaret Dumonts what for.

pitohui · « **Reply #34 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:40:16 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 13, 2008, 09:07:10 PM

you think stepbrothers looks worse than speed racer/love guro/zohan? smh old man, you fell off

Freudian slip?!?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:51:35 AM »

I still dont get how you can hate unforgiven, you have to be god damned distinguished mentally-challenged

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:52:54 AM »

He's a contrarian Internet hipster!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** July 14, 2008, 02:18:05 AM »

I'm replying to MAF in reference to Mr. Cooks!

Oblivion · « **Reply #38 on:** July 14, 2008, 03:15:30 AM »

I agree with the op.

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Author Topic: stepbrothers looks to be the worst movie made since i got the clap (Read 2062 times)