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Phoenix Dark

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Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« on: July 14, 2008, 10:57:33 PM »
For whatever reason I found myself reflecting on the old story about the crow who wanted to drink water out of a glass, but couldn't reach his beak in low enough so he dropped stones in to raise the water level. With this in mind I decided to see how far my cats would go to eat. I pulled out there food and they watched as I poured their food into paper cups. Then I sat the cups in their food bowls. Their heads are too big to fit into the cups so I wanted to see if they'd do the smart thing - ie knock the cup over.

It's been two hours and both cups remain, un-tipped. All my friends have smart cats that do tricks and shit but my cats can't figure out simple scenarios  :'(

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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 10:58:55 PM »
my cat runs around the house with plastic bags around its neck. Its smart in other ways.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 10:59:05 PM »
Maybe they're waiting to see how long it takes before you come out there and tip it over for them. Think about it.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »
I had a really smart cat that could shake a paw and came when I called it's name.


Then one day in the winter my dog scared it onto a camper and didn't let it down.   I found him in the spring  :'(


Cats fucking suck. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2008, 11:03:43 PM »
I had a really smart cat that could shake a paw and came when I called it's name.


Then one day in the winter my dog scared it onto a camper and didn't let it down.   I found him in the spring  :'(


Cats fucking suck. 

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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2008, 11:16:24 PM »
I've been working on getting one of my mom's more vocal cats to say hello. I think it's actually starting to work.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2008, 11:19:58 PM »
The cats got something about twenty times their size to give them free food every day.

Now who's the smart one.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2008, 11:20:48 PM »
It is probably due to the time you put a Q-Tip in her vagina.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2008, 11:51:19 PM »
My cat's got an abscessed tooth or something... sucks total
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 09:43:59 AM »
Ewwww, cat people.
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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 09:50:23 AM »
like owner, like cat

MrAngryFace

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Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2008, 10:11:04 AM »
Cats are great when you arent home a lot.
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