I've had some weird dreams in my life time. I used to have dreams all the time as a kid, but I stopped remembering my dreams until...recently, as of this year. It's weird. I have dreams during the high points of my life when I feel like I'm actually moving forward and doing something.
Either way, those weird dreams. When I was in first grade I dreamed that all of Dr. Seuss' creations came alive and wanted to kill and eat me. It was an awesome dream. I would need a weapon to defend myself so I had to resort using a fork. I threw a fork in the Cat in the Cat's eye. I don't know what movie spurred on this dream, but I watched movies like Terminator II, Robocop, Total Recall, Rambo, and Halloween as early as 5-7.
But this...this dream tops that.
I went on some lame adventure with some friends. It was the distant future, and I had a bucket. I looked in the bucket and found a giant frog with a tail of a snake, about as long as an Anaconda. This is weird dream because, it was the first time I could actually control my actions in the dream. So I bothered the thing and it starts chasing after me. It had laser eyes and shot people in the eye, blinding them. In this dream I would go up to the monster, on purpose, repeatedly. I did this on purpose because I thought it was funny. It eventually killed my friend, but we managed to kill and eat it for dinner.
What the shit brought this on? It's like I took drugs or something, and the only drug I've actively done is smoke weed. Does weed give effects like this?
To quote White Man on msn messenger "is there sex in this?" I really wish there was.