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wow, shaun white famous snowboarder looked like he really had fun, he was smiling all the time.
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this is off to a BAD start... soccer mom as the face of nintendo.   :-\
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i get it.  it's like a play.




....or an infomercial

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This guy is totally high.

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Carrot Top won the gold medal for comedy  :o

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I thought that was Carrot top. Goto evilbore IRC room peeps. There's like 40 people in there, its crazy. And by 40 people, I mean no one. Viz, wake up you bitch.

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I love you Mom of Nintendo.
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Someone tell SPorks mom to STFU
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who the fuck is this bitch
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At least they're playing an actual game, unlike in the MS conference.
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i'd cum on her glasses
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adults, that woman is how you really look when you play wii games
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better than YOU'RE IN THE MOVIES


oh shit iwata
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Show us the games, Iwata!!
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Carrot Top!  Oh...wait.
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THE DISAPPOINTMENT STARTS EARLY LULZ
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Starting off with a Ubisoft Spinoff. This isnt even the main Shawn White game. SMH

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Fuck Wii. Bring on the ds!
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i'd cum on her glasses

bukkake on that shit
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At least they're playing an actual game, unlike in the MS conference.
Yeah, Fallout 3 is totally not an actual game ::)

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Iwata about to lay the hammer down on the haters.

"Nintendo am dead!!"

What now bitches?

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Really, this is kind of a weird thing to be starting their conference with.  This is the kind of shit you put in the middle of the show for padding.
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stream at the top says standby.  what the balls?

use nintendo's i posted
thank you :D

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speaking of snowboarding games where the fuck is my next gen ssx
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Remember when Tina was on here having her doggy fuck other dogs
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Really, this is kind of a weird thing to be starting their conference with.  This is the kind of shit you put in the middle of the show for padding.
iwata had extra money to count.  give him a break.  

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iwataZzzZzZz
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"Gamers want more gorgeous graphics and more sophisticated content"


"Well whatever"
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I hope they limit the self-congratulatory wankfest to this segment, the video bits last year were super annoying.

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wait did he just downplay good graphics?   *sigh*
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god damn g4 and their shitty signals.  

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Where's the fast foward button?
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who assassinated reggie

the ms conference doesn't seem so boring now
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tell him to shut the fuck up
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this blows.  blows fucking ass.  

iwata: "fuck hardcore gamers lolol  market appeal"

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how bout you shut the fuck up and stop showing granny pics and give me a reason to buy your system
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Incoming surprises  :o

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we really need an emoticon with heavy eyes staring blankly

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animal crossing!

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #100 on: July 15, 2008, 12:23:34 PM »
Animal Crossing Wii

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #101 on: July 15, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »
Animal Crossing Wii!
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #102 on: July 15, 2008, 12:24:04 PM »
OH YAY ANIMAL CROSSING WII

*snore*
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #103 on: July 15, 2008, 12:24:10 PM »
Animal Crossing...
My girlfriend will be excited  :-\

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #104 on: July 15, 2008, 12:24:19 PM »
zzzzzz
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #105 on: July 15, 2008, 12:24:48 PM »
look at all the options for gaying it up
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #106 on: July 15, 2008, 12:24:52 PM »
Show what NES games you can play in this version, that's the only thing I care about in AC.
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #107 on: July 15, 2008, 12:25:00 PM »
Online? Eh? Eh?

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #108 on: July 15, 2008, 12:25:09 PM »
Good God, I thought MS' conference was boring. This is just like last year's presser.
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #109 on: July 15, 2008, 12:25:51 PM »
Wii Speak!
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #110 on: July 15, 2008, 12:25:52 PM »
PERIPH #2
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #111 on: July 15, 2008, 12:25:58 PM »
Voice chat!
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:04 PM »
hahaha another fucking peripheral
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #113 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:10 PM »
Did Iwata actually reference "non-games"? I swear I heard him say something like "even those that are not games."

Animal Crossing Wii? Fishing with friends over the internet? How about you actually go fishing together?
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #114 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:16 PM »
OK, WiiSpeak is fucking awesome and long called for.
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #115 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:21 PM »
Animal Crossing voice chat  :-\
Voice chat is needed though... or would be if there was a reason to play the Wii online.

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #116 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:21 PM »
Wii Mic

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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »
Animal Crossing incoming
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #118 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:30 PM »
wii speak will outsell ffxiii
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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #119 on: July 15, 2008, 12:26:36 PM »
OOH!  USELESS PERIPHERAL NUMBER ONE!
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