Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57914 times)

Tieno · « **Reply #60 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:11 PM »

wow, shaun white famous snowboarder looked like he really had fun, he was smiling all the time.

hyp · « **Reply #61 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:17 PM »

this is off to a BAD start... soccer mom as the face of nintendo. $:-\$

JustinP · « **Reply #62 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:32 PM »

i get it. it's like a play.

....or an infomercial

cool breeze · « **Reply #63 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:42 PM »

This guy is totally high.

patrickula · « **Reply #64 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:45 PM »

Carrot Top won the gold medal for comedy

Hollywood · « **Reply #65 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:11:53 PM »

I thought that was Carrot top. Goto evilbore IRC room peeps. There's like 40 people in there, its crazy. And by 40 people, I mean no one. Viz, wake up you bitch.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #66 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:12:09 PM »

I love you Mom of Nintendo.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #67 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:12:16 PM »

Someone tell SPorks mom to STFU

Himu · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:12:35 PM »

who the fuck is this bitch

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:12:53 PM »

At least they're playing an actual game, unlike in the MS conference.

bud · « **Reply #70 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:09 PM »

i'd cum on her glasses

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #71 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:24 PM »

adults, that woman is how you really look when you play wii games

Crushed · « **Reply #72 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:31 PM »

better than YOU'RE IN THE MOVIES

oh shit iwata

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:37 PM »

Show us the games, Iwata!!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #74 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:42 PM »

Carrot Top! Oh...wait.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #75 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:48 PM »

THE DISAPPOINTMENT STARTS EARLY LULZ

Grecco · « **Reply #76 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:13:59 PM »

Starting off with a Ubisoft Spinoff. This isnt even the main Shawn White game. SMH

Himu · « **Reply #77 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:14:18 PM »

Fuck Wii. Bring on the ds!

hyp · « **Reply #78 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:14:51 PM »

Quote from: bud on July 15, 2008, 12:13:09 PM

i'd cum on her glasses

bukkake on that shit

patrickula · « **Reply #79 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:15:15 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2008, 12:12:53 PM

At least they're playing an actual game, unlike in the MS conference.

Yeah, Fallout 3 is totally not an actual game

Hollywood · « **Reply #80 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:15:32 PM »

Iwata about to lay the hammer down on the haters.

"Nintendo am dead!!"

What now bitches?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #81 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:15:41 PM »

Really, this is kind of a weird thing to be starting their conference with. This is the kind of shit you put in the middle of the show for padding.

Mupepe · « **Reply #82 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:15:46 PM »

Quote from: bud on July 15, 2008, 12:10:53 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2008, 12:10:24 PM
stream at the top says standby. what the balls?

use nintendo's i posted

thank you

Himu · « **Reply #83 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:15:52 PM »

speaking of snowboarding games where the fuck is my next gen ssx

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #84 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:16:00 PM »

Remember when Tina was on here having her doggy fuck other dogs

JustinP · « **Reply #85 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 15, 2008, 12:15:41 PM

Really, this is kind of a weird thing to be starting their conference with. This is the kind of shit you put in the middle of the show for padding.

iwata had extra money to count. give him a break.

hyp · « **Reply #86 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:17:57 PM »

iwataZzzZzZz

Crushed · « **Reply #87 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:18:03 PM »

"Gamers want more gorgeous graphics and more sophisticated content"

"Well whatever"

patrickula · « **Reply #88 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:19:30 PM »

I hope they limit the self-congratulatory wankfest to this segment, the video bits last year were super annoying.

hyp · « **Reply #89 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:20:09 PM »

wait did he just downplay good graphics? *sigh*

JustinP · « **Reply #90 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:20:27 PM »

god damn g4 and their shitty signals.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #91 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:20:40 PM »

Where's the fast foward button?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #92 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:20:49 PM »

who assassinated reggie

the ms conference doesn't seem so boring now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:21:20 PM »

http://e3.gamespot.com/live.html?tag=topslot;title;1&om_act=convert&om_clk=topslot

up to date and much smoother than 1up

Himu · « **Reply #94 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:21:53 PM »

tell him to shut the fuck up

Mupepe · « **Reply #95 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:22:00 PM »

this blows. blows fucking ass.

iwata: "fuck hardcore gamers lolol market appeal"

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #96 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:22:14 PM »

how bout you shut the fuck up and stop showing granny pics and give me a reason to buy your system

patrickula · « **Reply #97 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:22:35 PM »

Incoming surprises

Mupepe · « **Reply #98 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:23:16 PM »

we really need an emoticon with heavy eyes staring blankly

cool breeze · « **Reply #99 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:23:28 PM »

animal crossing!

Hollywood · « **Reply #100 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:23:34 PM »

Animal Crossing Wii

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #101 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »

Animal Crossing Wii!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #102 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:24:04 PM »

OH YAY ANIMAL CROSSING WII

*snore*

patrickula · « **Reply #103 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:24:10 PM »

Animal Crossing...
My girlfriend will be excited $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #104 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:24:19 PM »

zzzzzz

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #105 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:24:48 PM »

look at all the options for gaying it up

tiesto · « **Reply #106 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:24:52 PM »

Show what NES games you can play in this version, that's the only thing I care about in AC.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #107 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:25:00 PM »

Online? Eh? Eh?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #108 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:25:09 PM »

Good God, I thought MS' conference was boring. This is just like last year's presser.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #109 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:25:51 PM »

Wii Speak!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #110 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:25:52 PM »

PERIPH #2

Crushed · « **Reply #111 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:25:58 PM »

Voice chat!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #112 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:04 PM »

hahaha another fucking peripheral

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #113 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:10 PM »

Did Iwata actually reference "non-games"? I swear I heard him say something like "even those that are not games."

Animal Crossing Wii? Fishing with friends over the internet? How about you actually go fishing together?

tiesto · « **Reply #114 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:16 PM »

OK, WiiSpeak is fucking awesome and long called for.

patrickula · « **Reply #115 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:21 PM »

Animal Crossing voice chat $:-\$
Voice chat is needed though... or would be if there was a reason to play the Wii online.

Hollywood · « **Reply #116 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:21 PM »

Wii Mic

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #117 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »

Animal Crossing incoming

bud · « **Reply #118 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:30 PM »

wii speak will outsell ffxiii

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #119 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:26:36 PM »

OOH! USELESS PERIPHERAL NUMBER ONE!

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Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57914 times)