Author Topic: Nosebleeds (Read 992 times)

Tristam · « **on:** July 15, 2008, 03:42:45 PM »

OK, these are becoming pretty fucking inconvenient. Last Friday when I was playing soccer I was elbowed in the face, inducing a torrential nosebleed. Since then I've had a nosebleed at least once a day (three times yesterday), and I've already stained a couple of shirts because when blood flows out of your nose, it moves so quick you barely have time to jam a tissue up your nostril.

I know I didn't break my nose because it surely would've been more painful than that, but I'm thinking maybe something in my nasal cavity was fucked up.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:44:31 PM »

Sucks dude, I hope you live it through.

Tristam · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:49:50 PM »

I've probably already lost two pints of blood. I don't have much longer, EB. :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:50:41 PM »

nooooooooooooo

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:10:54 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 03:50:41 PM

nooooooooooooo

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:10:54 PM

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:18:55 PM »

Ooooo, he's pervy.

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*lick lick lick lick lick*

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Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:21:32 PM »

A man is dying here, have some respect!

Rest in peace Tristam.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2008, 04:21:32 PM

A man is dying here, have some respect!

Rest in peace Tristam.

Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

muckhole · « **Reply #9 on:** July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM

Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!

Tristam · « **Reply #10 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:21:35 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!

I'm dying anyway, so blood 4 all! I can either donate it to the Red Cross and potentially save lives, or I can give it to Tauntaun so he can fulfill some strange sexual desire. I think the correct choice is obvious.

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Tauntaun

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 06:21:35 PM

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!

I'm dying anyway, so blood 4 all! I can either donate it to the Red Cross and potentially save lives, or I can give it to Tauntaun so he can fulfill some strange sexual desire. I think the correct choice is obvious.

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Tauntaun
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You have chosen wisely! Ok you can live now.

SEXUAL HEALING!

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:52:33 PM »

I've got that feeling.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:54:01 PM »

one time in 10th grade I was in the back of class and started having a terrible nose bleed

i started grabbing for some papers in my notebook to stop it from getting everywhere

i later found out the paper i used was my geometry homework :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2008, 08:05:05 PM »

I don't really get nosebleeds.

last time I got a nosebleed was in like 11th grade after going on a weekend coke binge, I ate some jalapeno kettle chips and I guess the destroyed cartilage and spiciness didn't mix because my nose started to bleed

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:05:26 PM »

It's been a while - I guess Tristam is no longer with us.

:'(

muckhole · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:19:06 PM »

Cue the music.

Powerslave · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:24:45 PM »

I want his account.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:00:17 AM »

I had a nosebleed like once in my life, but my little brother used to get them all. the. time. Lean your head forward so it doesn't go down your throat and make you sick!

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