Author Topic: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today (Read 2332 times)

pilonv1 · « **on:** July 15, 2008, 11:45:21 PM »

• You can choose Classes: Warrior, Archer, Mage, Worker, Priest (you can customize looks)
• You can gather Resources. You use it to Upgrade things like your Weapons and Fort.
• 32 players Online. The game is also playable offline.
• The Goal is to rescue back your princess from the opposing teams fort. Since the opponents has stuffed her so fat though you will need a lot of men to carry her back.
• 10 Maps and additional game modes as well.

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http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Games/Fat_Princess

Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield.

You can switch between five different character classes literally at the drop of a hat: the fearless Warrior, the steadfast Archer, the mystical Mage, the tireless Worker, and the deadly Priest. In order to triumph, players must combine their skills and work together. The name of the game is cooperation, whether it’s helping another player drag a log back to your castle, manning a battering ram to smash through the enemy’s front gate, or building a human pyramid to scramble over the walls.

Key Features

* Casual Single & Multiplayer Online/Offline Action – Cooperate with your team of medieval soldiers (up to 16 players on each side) to overthrow the opponent’s army, plunder their castle and save the princess
* 5 Character Classes – Change your avatar's character anytime by swapping hats: Worker, Warrior, Archer, Mage and Priest
* 10 Unique Maps – There will be 10 maps total, shared across single & multiplayer modes
* Experience intense frantic gameplay across diverse, charming and challenging environments
* Resources & Upgrades – Work together to collect resources to upgrade your primitive weapons and basic castle defenses into superior armaments and impenetrable fortifications
* Unique Game Modes – Select from several various game types: Rescue the Princess, Thwart the Invasion, and Medieval Games
* 32-player Online Skirmish – Jump in and join as many as 32 players online to wreak havoc on the battlefield and carry your stout princess back home during the conflict

Looks awesome :

JustinP · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:47:13 PM »

yeah this could be loads of fun. love the premise

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:52:05 PM »

Fat Princess: finally a videogame heroine that us black dudes can get behind.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:59:21 PM »

Totally agree. This was the most interesting game Sony showed at their conference, imo. 32 players online sounds awesome

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:06:40 AM »

There is something so, so, so WRONG about all that blood.

although this basically sounds like a Team Fortress mod, it's very amusingly presented and could well be a laugh riot.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:08:53 AM »

Yeah this game looks awesome. Bring on the princess.

y2kev · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:17:33 AM »

greatest game name ever

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:20:56 AM »

What is that?

y2kev · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:22:56 AM »

look at solid cake in the water

fat princess

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:35:16 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 16, 2008, 12:20:56 AM

What is that?

32 player CTF with fat bitches.

Ebony magazine's game of the show.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:36:05 AM »

Every time I see this game I keep singing FAT RANDY by Voodoo Glow Skulls

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:39:21 AM »

This is such an amazing concept.

y2kev · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:41:44 AM »

this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference (though i cant really remember Ms' lol)

there are a ton of games i want out there, and most of them look fuckawesome, but this was like....holy crap. it's a fat bitch. and the object of the game is to feed her so other players can't win. wow.

Enl · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:51:00 AM »

PSN games >>>>>> PS3 games

pilonv1 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:58:18 AM »

if only there were more of them.

PSN only gaming is like a Gamecube owning emulator

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:18:42 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 12:41:44 AM

this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference

What about seeing Little Big Planet for the first time?? (lol)

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:19:16 AM »

Shit this game looks cool.

y2kev · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:20:49 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 16, 2008, 01:18:42 AM

Quote from: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 12:41:44 AM
this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference

What about seeing Little Big Planet for the first time?? (lol)

oh i just meant this year

LBP was kind of smushed into a home video during the original unveiling, so I had the mild taste of feces in my mouth

JustinP · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2008, 02:41:26 AM »

i want more video. that stuff in the PSN compilation wasn't enough.

JustinP · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2008, 02:45:01 AM »

Quote from: Groo on July 16, 2008, 02:43:23 AM

There should be a special item, wii board, that you can give the princess to get thin and make it easier to carry her.

guess you forgot about the 330 pound limit for wii balance board

edit: the items hould be a huge hammer and you simply HIT the fat out of her.

JustinP · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:35:04 AM »

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/890/890482p1.html

preview with hands on impressions

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2008, 05:48:01 AM »

this game looks awesome

Tieno · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:10:27 AM »

First time I see this game, sounds neat!

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All the enemies that are assaulting your base will be trying to get in and get their fair lady out. Now, you can kill these guys if you like, but your best defense is to go outside of your stronghold and find pieces of cake and other dessert items. You'll then bring these snacks to the opponent's princess, force her to eat them, and watch her get fatter. Big gals are heavy and that means your opponents are going to have in groups to carry her fat ass back home.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:30:23 AM »

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Fat Princess isn't just good, it's really good. It's by far the best PlayStation Network game I've played since PixelJunk Monsters, it's the best videogame I've played in quite sometime, and I'm pretty sure it's going to end up getting my vote for the best game at E3.

omg

Tieno · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2008, 05:25:32 AM »

It'd be cool if you could perform lipo or there's a surgeon/butcher/sporter/gene simmons robot with a special ability that can chop some of that fat away.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:44:18 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 16, 2008, 12:35:16 AM

Quote from: Bildi on July 16, 2008, 12:20:56 AM
What is that?

32 player CTF with fat bitches.

Ebony magazine's game of the show.

Sorry, I lost it when I read this.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2008, 04:50:42 PM »

OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2008, 01:41:41 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 19, 2008, 04:50:42 PM

OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.

This'd be the second one (Muchi Muchi Pork):

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2008, 01:01:35 PM »

Fat bottomed girls, you make my rocking world go round!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2008, 04:19:44 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 20, 2008, 01:41:41 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 19, 2008, 04:50:42 PM
OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.

This'd be the second one (Muchi Muchi Pork):

(Image removed from quote.)

Those girls are too skinny

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2008, 07:27:27 PM »

http://www.tokipost.com/2008/07/23/fat-princess-open-letter-to-the-offended/

The pictures has spread.

cool breeze · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2008, 11:24:39 PM »

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=9050647&ch=4226725&src=news

Fat feminist complainers finally come in handy! some gameplay footage of Fat Princess while these random people talk about fat related things.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2008, 11:53:29 PM »

If only it were a viral marketing campaign...

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Author Topic: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today (Read 2332 times)