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The Fake Shemp

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Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« on: November 16, 2006, 02:54:38 PM »
I'll start.

I made him drive and search high and low for some "alleged" party, carrying a chick in tow, all in the hopes that I could get laid (although, some chick for him was supposed to meet up with us!)... on his birthday.

Sorry, dude. :-\
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 02:57:42 PM »
I'm gonna have to think about this one. I've got a lot. Yeah i'm a asshole.

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2006, 02:59:56 PM »
I've got an openly gay friend, and when we were in high school I used to shit around with him shortly after he came out of the closet just to get a rise out of him. I'd do stuff like touch his back in class and he'd giggle, playing along.

One day, I was pretending to touch his back, but in actuality I drew a giant cock on his back with chalk throughout the class period. He didn't realize, and left happy as a clam after class towards the cafeteria.

Needless to say, he was fairly pissed at me at lunch, but I thought it was hilarious.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2006, 03:00:39 PM »
I've got this dick friend, who's got these videos he knows I really want to see, and he won't send them to me.

Dick.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2006, 03:08:53 PM »
i had a friend who lived with me for a while and he was feeling really sick laying on the couch. he asked me to get him some water and i told that son of a bitch to get it himself. so he get's up all groggy like and heads towards the kitchen. next thing i hear is glass shattering and i run to the kitchen and my friend is on the ground and he's out cold. i left him there and he died of a ruptured spleen.



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ok no i took him to the hospital and they saved his life, he was like 30 minutes from dying. if i didn't tell him to get up and get his own water he would have died on my couch.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2006, 03:10:45 PM »
I got so wasted at a friend of a friend's house party that I ended up puking all over the guy's toilet....and parts of his bathtub........and the floor...and the walls..

Meanwhile, my friend was forced to make up shitty excuses for my lack of intoxicant control and ended up having to walk up and down Route 1, hunting convenience store after convenience store until he managed to kill a jar of peanuts with his bare hands and returned to the party.

I'm sorry for being a pussy  :-\

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I'm also sorry for throwing my cigarette butts out in your folks' backyard while Colin and some chick made whoopie in their bed
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 03:11:59 PM »
Actually, I was looking for IHOP because I had the munchies, but - wtf! - it was fucking closed.  I thought that shit was supposed to be 24/7.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 03:13:59 PM »
Also, worst party-thrown-by-immature-son-while-parents-were-away ever.  Everyone got laid but me.  And someone vomitted in my parents' sink.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 03:14:10 PM »
eh I'VE never personally did anything too bad...but I've seen some horrible shit done to people...

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 03:22:35 PM »
We had this "friend" in college that no one really liked.  I guess there's one in every group, eh?  Anyway, one night at the end of sophomore year we all ate a bunch of acid and were wandering around campus and downtown.  Anyway, we kept fucking with this guy all night long, telling him weird shit.  Eventually he said we were devils and climbed the bell tower on UGA's north campus and refused to come down.  We left him there and he was still there the next morning.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2006, 03:45:27 PM »
Mostly just taking jokes too far. I kind of humiliated one friend in front of a bunch of girls but it was sorta an accident. I also wrote a song parody about him in middle school that got around our grade and was well received. He didn't appreciate it. 

One guy I knew in high school fucked this girl in our groups mom. That seems a little messed up, imo.

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2006, 04:03:33 PM »
Yeah, I'm not an asshole to my friends like Willco is. >:(
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2006, 04:48:13 PM »
Done quite a few things that I regret. 

I purposely stole girlfriends from a friend.  I've stolen 4 girlfriends from him.  I acted like I didn't do it on purpose and that they came to me, but I did it on purpose because I thought it was funny.  And after I got them, I would get incredibly bored and then ignore them.  Himuro knows the guy, Justin Block.  After the first 3, I was able to get him to forgive me.  But when I stole his 4th girlfriend (the ugliest one too *shudder*), he got pissed and refused to speak with me.

Another incident, I had two friends that were dating.  The girl and I were involved a few years prior.  We eventually ended it, but the sexual tension and attraction was obviously still there.  I got jealous after she started dating him.  So I would make him look like an ass in front of her and the guy had no spine.  He would never stand up and eventually she noticed this.  I would even rub her legs and stuff while were all hanging out.  I would constantly hit on her.  She eventually decided that he was a vagina and wanted to break up with him.  I went with her to his house to break up with him because I insisted I should be there.  I just knew it would be funny and drive the point home.  When we were leaving his house, I put my arm around her and said "Let's go back to my place, baby."  Then he went around telling everyone he wanted to kick my ass for it.  So one night he's at a party getting drunk with my friend, and he starts talking shit and says he's going to kick my ass.  My friend, knowing this guy doesn't stand a chance, pushes him to go to my house and even gives him a ride.  I open the front door and he starts talking shit.  I broke his jaw and rolled him off my patio and went back to fucking his ex g/f.

The one I regret most though had to do with a girl I cared a lot about.  She was my first love.  :(  We dated for a long time until she had to move to Dallas with her family.  She would call me all the time and tell me that she was really lonely and had no friends and that she missed it.  I mistook it for her just getting used to a new place.  I kept telling her it would get better and I pushed her problems in the back of my mind.  One weekend she drove to Houston unexpectedly and called me to surprise me.  I was really drunk and with some friends and told her I was busy that I would hang out with her the next day.  She showed up at my house that night and started talking about how I never had time for her and stuff like that.  Keep in mind, I really did love her and had her best interest at heart.  I just didn't know how depressed she was.  I got mad and yelled at her and told her that she should have called first.  She left back to Dallas.  A few days later I was getting drunk with a friend and I got a call from one of her friends in Dallas saying that she had committed suicide.  If I had only taken the time to talk to her and understand how bad it was, she would still be alive probably.  And I really did care about her.  The other people I didn't give two shits about.  That event fucked me up really bad and led to drug addictions and lots of things that I really really regret.

All of this shit was done during a time period when I was on lots of drugs and just on a horrible path in my life.  I was going nowhere.  I regret all of them.  Good stuff.  I'm a fucking asshole.

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2006, 04:49:22 PM »
I once had a friend in AZ when I was like 9, and I was only his friend cause he had an NES. His mom figured it out and literaly chased me out of the house one day lol.

"ALL YOU DO WHEN YOU COME OVER IS PLAY HIS NINTENDO YOU ARENT A REAL FRIEND"

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2006, 04:51:14 PM »
Yeah, I'm not an asshole to my friends like Willco is. >:(

AT LEAST WILLCO NEVER MADE ME CRY
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2006, 04:51:44 PM »
Done quite a few things that I regret. 

I purposely stole girlfriends from a friend.  I've stolen 4 girlfriends from him.  I acted like I didn't do it on purpose and that they came to me, but I did it on purpose because I thought it was funny.  And after I got them, I would get incredibly bored and then ignore them.  Himuro knows the guy, Justin Block.  After the first 3, I was able to get him to forgive me.  But when I stole his 4th girlfriend (the ugliest one too *shudder*), he got pissed and refused to speak with me.

Another incident, I had two friends that were dating.  The girl and I were involved a few years prior.  We eventually ended it, but the sexual tension and attraction was obviously still there.  I got jealous after she started dating him.  So I would make him look like an ass in front of her and the guy had no spine.  He would never stand up and eventually she noticed this.  I would even rub her legs and stuff while were all hanging out.  I would constantly hit on her.  She eventually decided that he was a vagina and wanted to break up with him.  I went with her to his house to break up with him because I insisted I should be there.  I just knew it would be funny and drive the point home.  When we were leaving his house, I put my arm around her and said "Let's go back to my place, baby."  Then he went around telling everyone he wanted to kick my ass for it.  So one night he's at a party getting drunk with my friend, and he starts talking shit and says he's going to kick my ass.  My friend, knowing this guy doesn't stand a chance, pushes him to go to my house and even gives him a ride.  I open the front door and he starts talking shit.  I broke his jaw and rolled him off my patio and went back to fucking his ex g/f.

The one I regret most though had to do with a girl I cared a lot about.  She was my first love.  :(  We dated for a long time until she had to move to Dallas with her family.  She would call me all the time and tell me that she was really lonely and had no friends and that she missed it.  I mistook it for her just getting used to a new place.  I kept telling her it would get better and I pushed her problems in the back of my mind.  One weekend she drove to Houston unexpectedly and called me to surprise me.  I was really drunk and with some friends and told her I was busy that I would hang out with her the next day.  She showed up at my house that night and started talking about how I never had time for her and stuff like that.  Keep in mind, I really did love her and had her best interest at heart.  I just didn't know how depressed she was.  I got mad and yelled at her and told her that she should have called first.  She left back to Dallas.  A few days later I was getting drunk with a friend and I got a call from one of her friends in Dallas saying that she had committed suicide.  If I had only taken the time to talk to her and understand how bad it was, she would still be alive probably.  And I really did care about her.  The other people I didn't give two shits about.  That event fucked me up really bad and led to drug addictions and lots of things that I really really regret.

All of this shit was done during a time period when I was on lots of drugs and just on a horrible path in my life.  I was going nowhere.  I regret all of them.  Good stuff.  I'm a fucking asshole.


WINNAR...

I fucked my friends wife.



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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 04:57:02 PM »
Not answering my phone or going on AIM for a few weeks. My friends thought I was dead.
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2006, 04:58:00 PM »
WINNAR...

I fucked my friends wife.


I did that too but it was my ex-GF's cousins' wife. Oh how I loved that stupid cunt.
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2006, 05:12:02 PM »
Good job, SC!  *high five*

I was such a prick just a few years ago.  I have a million stories  lolz

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2006, 05:22:07 PM »
It's nothing I'm proud of.  I really liked the girl & I thought she liked me too, but she was just an insane, insatiable young lady who was trying to get even with her husband for cheating on her.
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2006, 05:34:05 PM »
It's nothing I'm proud of.  I really liked the girl & I thought she liked me too, but she was just an insane, insatiable young lady who was trying to get even with her husband for cheating on her.
Was she good in the sack though?  And did your ex g/f's cousin ever find out?

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2006, 10:16:52 PM »
I got a pretty bad one from back in college, similar to Mupepe's. :(
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2006, 10:24:45 PM »
Done quite a few things that I regret. 

I purposely stole girlfriends from a friend.  I've stolen 4 girlfriends from him.  I acted like I didn't do it on purpose and that they came to me, but I did it on purpose because I thought it was funny.  And after I got them, I would get incredibly bored and then ignore them.  Himuro knows the guy, Justin Block.  After the first 3, I was able to get him to forgive me.  But when I stole his 4th girlfriend (the ugliest one too *shudder*), he got pissed and refused to speak with me.

Another incident, I had two friends that were dating.  The girl and I were involved a few years prior.  We eventually ended it, but the sexual tension and attraction was obviously still there.  I got jealous after she started dating him.  So I would make him look like an ass in front of her and the guy had no spine.  He would never stand up and eventually she noticed this.  I would even rub her legs and stuff while were all hanging out.  I would constantly hit on her.  She eventually decided that he was a vagina and wanted to break up with him.  I went with her to his house to break up with him because I insisted I should be there.  I just knew it would be funny and drive the point home.  When we were leaving his house, I put my arm around her and said "Let's go back to my place, baby."  Then he went around telling everyone he wanted to kick my ass for it.  So one night he's at a party getting drunk with my friend, and he starts talking shit and says he's going to kick my ass.  My friend, knowing this guy doesn't stand a chance, pushes him to go to my house and even gives him a ride.  I open the front door and he starts talking shit.  I broke his jaw and rolled him off my patio and went back to fucking his ex g/f.

The one I regret most though had to do with a girl I cared a lot about.  She was my first love.  :(  We dated for a long time until she had to move to Dallas with her family.  She would call me all the time and tell me that she was really lonely and had no friends and that she missed it.  I mistook it for her just getting used to a new place.  I kept telling her it would get better and I pushed her problems in the back of my mind.  One weekend she drove to Houston unexpectedly and called me to surprise me.  I was really drunk and with some friends and told her I was busy that I would hang out with her the next day.  She showed up at my house that night and started talking about how I never had time for her and stuff like that.  Keep in mind, I really did love her and had her best interest at heart.  I just didn't know how depressed she was.  I got mad and yelled at her and told her that she should have called first.  She left back to Dallas.  A few days later I was getting drunk with a friend and I got a call from one of her friends in Dallas saying that she had committed suicide.  If I had only taken the time to talk to her and understand how bad it was, she would still be alive probably.  And I really did care about her.  The other people I didn't give two shits about.  That event fucked me up really bad and led to drug addictions and lots of things that I really really regret.

All of this shit was done during a time period when I was on lots of drugs and just on a horrible path in my life.  I was going nowhere.  I regret all of them.  Good stuff.  I'm a fucking asshole.

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2006, 10:26:08 PM »
^^ Who is that?  lolz

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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2006, 10:26:48 PM »
I Google'd "Pimp" and that pic came up :lol
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2006, 10:30:43 PM »
Awesome picture :lol
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2006, 10:45:05 PM »
Was she good in the sack though?  And did your ex g/f's cousin ever find out?

A very big yes to both.
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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2006, 10:48:56 PM »
I Google'd "Pimp" and that pic came up :lol
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Re: Worst thing you've ever done to a friend?
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2006, 01:17:51 AM »
I've got an openly gay friend, and when we were in high school I used to shit around with him shortly after he came out of the closet just to get a rise out of him. I'd do stuff like touch his back in class and he'd giggle, playing along.

One day, I was pretending to touch his back, but in actuality I drew a giant cock on his back with chalk throughout the class period. He didn't realize, and left happy as a clam after class towards the cafeteria.

Needless to say, he was fairly pissed at me at lunch, but I thought it was hilarious.

That was one of the funniest days ever. You've certainly done worse things to friends, though, but I guess this is the funniest one. I love Dave haha.

But here's something cute:
Before Ecro and I started dating, this openly gay friend of his/ours, Dave, wasn't openly gay yet. He acted like he had the biggest crush ever on me, so James asked him if he'd be okay with it if he asked me out. Turns out it didn't matter anyway since Dave loved the cock, but it's a nice gesture, isn't it? Sweet.
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